>>1163302
Mind if I save the picture of this majestic cate?

>>1163302
How often do you masturbate? Do you masturbate to porn?

>>1163302
>AMA.

Why did you come here instead of staying in your fuck hole at plebbit

Can you come back when you've actually done it and your answers are worth a damn?

>>1163302
Are you in the US?

>>1163311
the cat is a shit animal so do what you like

>>1163316
on my off days (from being a civil engineer) between 10-15 times per day

>>1163319
i do not like format of reddit so do not browse there

>>1163326
no, i am from the UK - a native Englishman - but this is irrelevant

>>1163345

It's not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>>1163345
I'm gonna warn you: what I'm about to say might hurt you. You might think I'm an envious, pessimistic hater. But let me make this clear:
I am a realist, nothing more and nothing less.
So, here's the ugly truth.

You won't make it.
In fact, you won't even come close and will fail at achieving everything you dream of. You will hit thirty and make one major mistake which will prevent you from ever reaching your potential.
You went to a mediocre college which didn't offer a great ROI on education. You will become insecure and will believe that it's time for you to settle down. You will marry an annoying bitch who will take 50% of the home you will buy with your life savings. You will hit 40 and think of having kids, but by that time the whore you will call "my wife" will divorce you. And finally, you will hit the mid-life crisis and die with nothing worthy enough to be written on your tombstone.

Read this. Internalize this. Accept this.
This is the transcript of your life.

>>1163360
;_;

>>1163302
See you tomorrow.

>>1163345
>the cat is a shit animal
Shut your filthy whore mouth.