I've never had this much extra money, I'll be blowing a bit over $1,000 on drugs hookers and gambling, what should I invest the rest in?
penny stocks
>>1149123
Such as?
>>1148921
Buy Monero. Thank me later.
antibiotics
>>1148921
this is why you're poor
>tfw you get wealthy enough to afford hookers regularly, but are too scared to call them and would rather take that $300 and buy a few consumer staple stocks and watch the dividends and stock price increase
Did I finally make it?
>>1150563
Yes, hookers are a waste of money anyways. It's only Wirth it when your rich enough to get high class escorts for 800 a night. Just go to bar and flash money if you want fuck cheap slut instead of paying hooker.
>>1148921
SP500 Calls
>>1148921
Hahaha You'll be blowing $2458 of it and waking up in a crushing depression.
>>1150555
/thread
Forex
Seriously, trading has completely changed my life. 200% ROI from 5k initial investment and only trading for two weeks. $9k made this week alone at 1:100 leverage
No wonder you've never had this much money, as soon as it comes your way you blow half of it on blow and harlots. Enjoy being high for three days, and being a pleb for the rest of your days.
