yo /biz/ so I want to get a job as a server, but as an unattractive male this is quite difficult without experience. So what lies should I put on my resume? Should I just list that I worked as a server previously? I could give a fake reference too.
Also my local starbucks is hiring an assistant manager, could I try to lie to get this job too? Could I get in legal trouble for this?
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>>1144188
>lying to get a low wage job
Are you the kind of person who would politely ask someone to stop it if you were being beaten by a mugger?
There's zero value to your resume at this level. either get the experience or go personally convince a manager/supervisor to give you training/work. if you're autistic just volunteer at 10 places every month and you have an A++ resume next year. You'll still get passed for people with testicles, but at least you will have skills.
>>1144188
>difficult to be a server
are you retarded? unless you drop your spaghetti during the interview you can get hired on the spot
I would say I worked in an unrelated field, so he can't verify your claims.
It's not a problem if you aren't experienced in that specific field, as long as you did something else.
>>1144277
>actshualleee
So in your world, all you have to do is lie on your resume and you get a job that you think is otherwise hard to land? Sounds p. good. Enjoy the next 5 years of unemployment though.
>>1144313
I've lied on my resume to get every job I've gotten. Just put whatever on there and then if they act interested about a specific skill, look up everything you can about it before the interview.
>>1144188
B U M P
