>He thinks he's going to get good at investing from Martin Shkreli's lessons
>He thinks Finance is an actual science
>tfw fell for the finance meme
>tfw less job prospects than accounting
>tfw less interesting than economics
>tfw too late to do accounting or econ major
live and learn from my mistakes kids
>>1138839
Already have senpai.
>TFW Economics master race
>>1138848
Huh?
Economics Masters and Doctorates are among the highest paid degrees.
Have fun working 90 hours a week as an investment banker.
Bruhhhhh whatttttt?
Currently going to school for finance
Would rather not do investment banking desu
>>1138852
loving what i do.. instead of seeing shit like demand and supply? Ok
>>1138881
>Enjoying being forced to take adderall to get through grueling days which leave you with nothing else to do that week
>>1138879
>currently going into nuclear engineering
>id rather not be a nuclear engineer
prepare your asshole, its in for the long run
>Martin SHKRELI
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>1138839
What school did you attend?
How do I not end up like you?
Please my children are hungry
He managed 2 hedge funds, but he lost 100% of the money.
He lost 3 millions and lied his way into more trouble in 4 years.
The only advice he can give is what not to do.
>>1141126
This
He's literally a meme.
He might give good advice on scamming people tho, that's his area of expertise.
>>1141131
He went to Baruch college. Maybe that's where he learned how to scam people :-)
Maybe I should do some research on the current president of the school, Michael Wallerstein.
He has to be kidding with those basic ass "lessons".
>Redhead smartass in Lesson one who won't shut the fuck up
>Income statements, interest, DCF
>Basic shit you can learn on Khan Academy.
>Autist fanboys listening attentively as if this "knowledge" isn't simple and freely available anywhere.
>>1141191
This
Investopedia + khanacademy + literally a couple intro books contains all that and more.
I don't know why fanboys suck his dick so hard. I mean yeah he's an entertaining guy and I like to watch his livestreams sometimes but he's not the second coming of Jesus or some genius investor.
Why would anyone take advice from this guy? He's a major asshole and has made all of his money through scamming people with pump n dumps, insider trading, and just completely sleezey business tactics.
>All of his hedge funds have went broke and he's being investigated for insider trading.
>Lawyer in his case is being charged with fraud
>In 2011, Shkreli filed requests with the FDA to reject a new cancer diagnostic device from Navidea Biopharmaceuticals and an inhalable insulin therapy from MannKind Corporation while publicly short-selling both companies' stocks, the values of which dropped after Shkreli's interventions. The companies had difficulty launching the products as a result, although the FDA ultimately approved both
Basically used his position to harm another company and then short it.
>Lied about being scammed out of 15 million in bitcoin to buy a Kanye album
>>1141215
>Lied about being scammed out of 15 million in bitcoin to buy a Kanye album
proofs
>>1141215
This
It's like taking advice from Bernie Madoff. He might be a smart guy, and rich. But there's NO GUARANTEE he's not talking pure bullshit or deceiving you in some way.
>>1141231
He said some guy claiming to be Kanye's representative contacted him and Martin sent him the Bitcoins.
Martin then said he contacted Satoshi directly and had him reverse it to give him back his bitcoins
Google the story if you want the details, but everything about it is pure bullshit.
He's just a media whore
>>1141231
https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/698750951889506305
https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/698748496153866240
Hes just always trolling everyone, average 4chan poster but with money
>>1141271
Are you fucking illiterate?
Why is everyone on biz so fucking stupid
>>1141275
>Why is everyone on biz so fucking stupid
Because it's a part of 4chan.
This is a board populated by NEETs, teenagers and college students.
Look at it now
That dumb fucking idiot deleted his post
These are the fucking idiots that you are discussing business with
>>1141284
`you gave cap of it?
I wanna see
>>1138839
At least you didn't fall for a meme major like innovation. I'm not specialized in anything just learned a bit of everything. I was indecisive so it seemed perfect...
>>1141338
Good god that exists?
