OK /biz/... My parents cut me off. I am going to be starving and (soon) homeless.
HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND A JOB?
I've applied to so many places but I can't get many interviews nor get hired. What the fuck do I do? I'm literally considering going to one of those food drive places for free food. Please help me, tell me how to get a job.
I'm in Canada.
>>1137068
do you have a bad record
>>1137070
As in with police?
No I do not have one
>>1137068
Yep, this is about to happen to me because of financial problems
I an gonna get completely fucked
Try to look for jobs on craiglist anon, or get a loan and buy cheap apartment,
Best of luck
>>1137068
what's your work related experience?
>>1137090
>Very limited desu.
u r fk'd
ok go to a calling center or many of them and apply they take anyone that can make or receive a call you'll be customer service until you can land something better.
back to school should be a priority to learn a marketable skill.
forget your bullshit dreams about coding and becoming the next dot com billionaire that ain't happening.
also dish washers are always in demand, the pay is shit and the hours long but it pays the bills.
>canada
you can shove that lie up your ass.
>>1137106
>Dishwashing meme
Fuck that desu, I want anything that is not as cuckolded as that
Pls help
>>1137109
Beggars can't be choosers.
>>1137124
you'll starve to death op
I go to food banks on the regular once you grow up it becomes less and less shameful.
every once in a while you meet an easy hot Russian milf on those they collect every food bank in town.
>>1137127
>Less shameful
>To be an adult who needs to take God for homeless people because he can't provide for himself
Kek.
>>1137129
you'll grow up one day trust me.
there will be one day when you think you got every single thing figure out and then bam you fall off a fucking roof and you eat dinner through a fucking straw for the rest of your life.
>>1137137
Tbh that's just poor planning.
You clearly fucked up somewhere if you're a grown man and that's happens to you
>>1137068
>socialism
>>1137144
What are you quoting exactly?
>>1137142
accidents happened all the time son the worst mistakes kids do is to think they'll be immune to the world.
your driving on a busy highway when I bitch texting and driving don't see the red light
next thing you know you got the engine inside your guts.
is all fun and games until the shit hit the fan.
don't judge a book by its cover and for fucks sakes if your hungry don't stop short of asking for food or help if you need it only cus your to prideful.
if you really wanna lend a job and you got no experience your gonna have to take whatever comes your way.
like I say you'll learn once life rape you sideways trust me is coming we all go through it and then you'll become a man
>>1137109
Haha stupid dishwashers. They could have chose to be a millionaire but they picked dishwashing meem. Just pick to be a millionaire OP and you'll be fine
>>1137160
>He works as a dishwasher
>He thinks ANYONE respects him
Even kitchen staff think they're superior to you, now imagine what the average person thinks when you say "i-i work as a dishwasher..."
>>1137163
You're right. Making money is all about dat skreet cred. At least when he is leeching off welfare he never stooped as low as an immigrant willing to take that job.
>>1137167
>Making money
>Exchanges his TIME for MINIMUM WAGE
L M A O
>>1137167
>Butthurt dishwasher detected
No one respects your career choice senpai
>Called in last friday for a bullshit reason, got taken off the schedule this week.
>Put in my two weeks on saturday.
>Tfw when putting in an application and getting a different job at higher pay the same day.
Feels good living in Arizona.
>>1137179
Arizonafags are cool to be h
>>1137189
I work with lots of hispanics and honestly most of them are pretty chill hard workers in the actual workplace. Little loose around the law but morally sound in a way. Helps if they're religious from what I've seen.
>>1137193
I knew a slut from Arizona
She was cute and really nice.
>>1137170
>>1137177
NEET itt is shameful desu, being a dishwasher is leaps and bounds more respectable than homelessness or leeching off of other taxpayers for no need.
To OP you better get any fucking job that will take you and put your pride in a box. Dont throw it away because you can take it out later but put that shit in the closet for now. This is the test of life man sink or swim, you can look for a better job once you are getting steady income
>>1137201
Op here, I'd rather suck diseased dicks than work as a cockwasher.
>food drive places for free food.
Start doing that now. You need to save the few savings you have. Those places exist for a reason.
I recommend any form of menial labor. Go there, be confident, ask for a job. Do it early in the mourning when they are just about getting ready to start working. It makes a good impression on the foreman.
>>1137402
More like FARTmen, am I right?
>>1137068
Worst case you might wanna consider military if you're in decent shape (Which you should be if you've been NEETing)
move to a big city. be homeless. pretend to not be homeless. live on the street for a month. with first pay, rent a room.
>>1137428
best suggestion so far, honestly.
join the navy, get whipped into shape, free food and shelter, travel the world, get free college/trade school once youre out AND have a little cash left over, and you'll have a huge career leg-up once you have the degree/trade AND can say you're a vet. trust me, being a vet is a massive gain.
military is there for people like you, who have no other routes, no marketable skills, no funds to go to college and no direction in life. it beats the shit out of washing dishes and working a phone, seriously.
>>1137109
no wonder your parents are kicking you out. military is your only hope, on the ADDITIONAL benefit that it'll socialize you and teach you how the real world operates in no time.
>>1137363
Then you better get sucking because that's where you're gonna be without a job you cakeboy.
>>1137709
>I don't want to shower with a group of other men
man your a fucking bitch.
if I could know where you are I would rape you to be honest just to brake your sphincter and get you right on your way of the rest of your life.
do gay porn faggot bottoms pay really good I bet
Help please
>wax your crotch
>take pics of waxed cock, balls, & boipussi
>sell pics on an ecommerce site to old fags
> ????
>profit
>canada
>jobs
kek canada is basically the next greece
I really wish we could cull the world of people like OP.
HOW DO I FIND A JOB? HELPP MEEEE REEEEE
>>1137068
Stop whining and start grinding. Put it this way you only have 24 hours in a day, no matter what your situation is this is always going to be true. Doesn't matter if you privileged, rich, poor, or whatever. Everyone has 24 hours, you cant buy more time in a day. Use those 24 hours wisely. You should be spending every moment you have trying to get a job or trying to make money. Go on upwork and start making proposals. There are 12 year olds on upwork making money I'm sure you can too. Wake up early, stay up late. Fucking grind.
>>1138333
move. go to someplace with jobs.
>>1138341
And what am I suppose to offer? My fucking dicksucking services?
Please help senpai
I looked into those freelance sites but they all seem to require a lot of experience and skills.
>>1138341
nigger do you really think rich people can't time travel
>>1137068
Temp Agencies.
Look them up.
>>1138351
Fucking fast food or manual labor jobs you fucking undesirable little piece of shit.
Fucking God Damn it why do people like you exist. It makes me sick. You think you're worth something but you aren't worth shit to anyone except for $7.25 an hour for your labor.
Not even your parents care about you because you're such a piece of shit. I bet your mom wishes she would have gotten that abortion now.
>>1138361
Why are you projecting so hard?
You know it's bad to keep your feelings bottled up like that, right?
>>1138351
Do you have a keyboard? Can you type? You are seriously a lost cause if you can't find a job on upwork that you can do. Fucking copywriting, data entry, proofreading, research, etc.
>>1138367
Not OP, and maybe this isn't constructive right now, but I heard that it's super hard to find anything that pays decent on Upwork.
Of course, OP just needs something that pays anything fast
>>1138365
Not projecting mate. I'm about to graduate uni debt free at the age of 20 with a couple thou wow in the bank. 3 years of job experience in my field and 2 solid letter of recs from division managers of two large companies and my own online business that nets me a passive $200 a week.
And all you have been doing with your life is sitting at your parents house and beating off to anime.
>>1138367
Those jobs are either automated, done BY Indians for $3 or taken by the more reputed members.
>>1138374
Yes if you don't have strong skills and portfolio you won't make more than 10$/hr but that's a lot more than 0$ an hour
>>1138380
try r9k
>>1138380
3$ an hour is better than 0$ an hour shit posting on Bhutanese napkin image board
>>1137109
All wageslaving is cuckolded. You'd rather be homeless instead of work in a kitchen? No wonder you're in this situation. I guarantee to all you anons this fuck did something retarded due to his entitlement which is why he's in this state today.
>>1138377
That's why you're here on 4chan insulting me, right?
Get the fuck out of here. You're also a NEET.
>>1137068
If you live in Ontario ill pay you to suck my dick
>>1137068 wow see? If they didn't throw you out you wouldn't've be searching a job. My claps to paps and mams. So proud. Babeh!
>tfw millennials are literally starving because they are too proud and spoiled and stupid
Into the trash you go! At least you got to watch cartoons all that time.
>>1138425
>implying you're not a NEET just like me, but a slightly earlier stage before he gets kicked out
Bro I thought like you too.
I made fun of "wagecucks" and plebs who refuse to do "shit work" but when you're the one who has to do it, it's different.
>>1138426
What is different? I worked fast food kitchens in high school. I don't even know what your point would be if I was a fucking loser, the insult wouldn't be any less hilarious. I work in a research lab and make good money.
>>1138428
Good job wagecuck.
Maybe when you're 70 years old and dying you'll be glad you spent so much time on 4chan and working as a cuckold assistant
If you have girly legs, put up an ad on craigslist with a pic of your legs in stockings and offer footjobs. The fetish market is spiking right now, and when the next dip happens you can just switch to anal.
Obviously you're a loser, so the only option for someone like you is to suck dick. Sorry anon but that's the end game for losers like you
>>1138390
4chan's not some secret club for losers. Just because you're pathetic doesn't mean everyone else is. It's like calling someone who uses google a neet because you use it too. No wonder you're a fucking waste.
>>1137068
Same boat op, worked in oil and got laid off. Had to move back in with folks and they give me a month to get back out because they are wealthy and don't want me mooching off of them like their friends kids. I get interviews but most seem convinced I'll leave as soon as oil jobs come back. Like fuck, I'm trying to get out of the oil industry for good, not hold a job until it opens back up.
Can't blame them for not wanting to hire me, waste of money to train someone if you think they'll leave. Still a huge pain in the ass.
>Desu
>Senpai
>HELP ME
Start by being less fucking autistic. McDonalds is always hiring, and don't tell me you are too good for that shit. Lots of important and rich people have done far more degrading things than that. If you can't get through by claiming welfare and working at McDonalds, join the military with a non-combat role and get yourself an useful skill from that.
>Ask for help
>People just insult you
Never change /biz/.
>>1137122
>Doesn't want to be a cuck
>Is literally begging
>>1137068
Go on Craigslist or the Canadian equivalent.
Look at odd-jobs/tasks
Call them for one. People are always looking for a guy to help them move/paint/decorate/etc.
>>1137170
Seriously this. I haven't gotten paid minimum wage since I was 17.
>>1137122
>frogpost
>unironic desu
I hope you rot
>>1139718
Tried but this would only make me very little tho.
Kind of not enough to make $50 from one weekend helping someone move.
OP, do you have a reliable car? How's your driving record?
>>1137068
What part of canada? THIS MATTERS
Honestly senpai you should be happy with a dishwashing job. Trust me there's much worse out there that you could be doing.
>>1141115
>Cuckwashing
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy tbqh.
you haven't discovered the rails OP. If not that become a trucker
I was once in this position. I had work experience, some college education, but no real direction.
I fucked around with online applications for a while, landed a few interviews, but I received no offers.
After a year of this bullshit, I enlisted. I finished my contract, went back to school, finished my STEM degree and I'm off at a better place.
I'm far from being truly wealthy, but I feel like I've received a new lease on life. I wish I invested in ETH, though. Look at me I'm a funny guy.
>>1137109
>cuckoled
Grow the fuck up. Welcome to the real world.
Do what you have to do to survive. Even if it means washing dishes. It's no meme.
>>1137068
https://www.helpx.net/findhosts.asp?network=4
>>1137109
Wow, I was genuinely trying to help you, but you seem like too intelligent a person to work for your money.
Tell ya what, send me your last 50$ and I'll tell you the secret to making it big. It's pretty simple when you have the knowhow, but you can't expect me to give that away for free now can you?
>>1141124
Goddamn you guys are pussies
It's actually a pretty cozy job. Look I have a university degree and work a stable white collar job, but i worked as a dishwasher from 14-16 and it's honestly not bad at all. People leave you the fuck alone and let you do your job. Honestly I find dishwashing relaxing. I don't even own a dishwasher and I usually wash dishes at home as a break from any more intellectual tasks that I may be attending to.
Fucking millennials I swear to christ
>>1141459
It's a fine job but it's dirty as fuck and you get treated like absolute shit.
>>1141466
It's not dirty at all. Usually you just deal with scrap food. How much of a limp-wristed millennial faggot could you possibly be? Are you worried you'll fuck up your undercut?
Wanna talk about dirty jobs? I worked in a slaughterhouse for a year when I was younger. That's a fucking dirty job.
>>1141472
I worked it man. It's gross as fuck.
Your clothes smell like shit, it's hot as fuck in the summer in ur uniform with boiling hot water.
People yell at you for random shit, throw stuff at you...
Your shoes get ruined and covered in fuvking cum
>>1141459
Yeah dishwashing was always pretty zen. There's a reason that charater in Waiting is the restaruant shrink though.
Unless the restaruant is run like shit and then you end up prepping and rolling silverware and shit too which kills the attraction of the job.
>>1141492
>Being a beta cuckwasher
>LITERALLY making less than servers while being treated like shit
Fuck that man
>>1141480
Yeah you're a collosal pussy
FYI when I was a dishwasher I worked at a prestigious place and had to wear dress clothes with a tie and dress shoes. It wasn't unpleasant at all. You are a complete bitch.
>>1141510
>literally
This needs to stop.
>>1141565
>server
>respected
Honestly if you are even working in a restaurant long enough to become a server then you are doing something seriously wrong.
>>1141584
Huh? It doesn't take much effort to get hired as one.
And servers ARE a lot more respected. Tell someone you're a server:
>Oh cool, making some money for school huh? Haha I remember working as one!
Tell someone you're a dishwasher:
>Oh... Uh ok new subject
>>1141589
My point is that you should try to get out of any sort of restaurant work as soon as you possibly can because it's a job for complete fucking losers.
I don't know about you but I fucking hate people so being a server is hell to me. Also income volatility due to dependence on tips is a concern.
>>1141595
Yeah agreed but servers actually make mad dough.
It's actually pretty incredible how much they make compared to other jobs. They actually blow literal physical labor jobs out of the water.
And "dependence on tips" isn't really true. Worst case scenario you only make minimum wage, that's assuming no tips at all - which isn't really possible.
>>1141605
It depends on the establishment you're working in 2bh.
A lot of places nowadays make mandate that tips be shared equally with all staff including kitchen staff.
Anyway for the typical retard 4chan user dishwashing is a way better job for someone with no work history.
>>1141480
>waaahhh it's too hot :'(
Try cleaning scrap sheet metal over a giant vat of water brought to a roaring boil with natural gas heaters in the middle of summer. With a thick leather overcoat on for safety standards. That is fucking hot.
>>1141613
Why would anyone ever unironically do these jobs again?
I'd rather let old guys cum in my ass than do this shit.
>>1141618
I'm just trying to give people perspective
FYI this was all done in Ontario, Canada. Same place OP lives.
You do these jobs because it's all you can get. Honestly I'd rather go back to my sheet metal cleaning job than work as a fucking server anyway.
Also OP
Don't like the idea of dishwashing? Try working 12 hour shifts on an assembly line where you're literally timed at how fast you produce product. If you don't meet the quota you're fired. Also you don't go home until the day's orders are filled, so you might be there for 15 hours. Also the room has to be kept at zero degrees and you can't wear gloves and your hands are in constant contact with fresh new pieces of cold metal at all times- so you literally can't feel your hands all day. Your knees ache from walking around 60 hours a week on a cement floor with steel toes on. Also some of your colleagues are too retarded to even bathe and smell like literal shit.
Want to come to my slaughterhouse and help me clean swimming-pool sized tubs of rotting animal carcasses? The smell is absolutely lovely.
>>1141618
>I'd rather let old guys cum in my ass than do this shit.
Oh really? If you're looking for something to do I can arrange something..
>>1141631
The sound of the flies alone is deafening :^)
>>1141613
>People complaining about the heat
Funny thing is, when I was throwing pipe all winter in anything warmer than -35, the cold didn't even make my top five of things I'd complain about. Dishwashing seemed so fucking cushy after that. I agree with >>1141492
, it's totally zen.
>>1141618
>I'd rather let old guys cum in my ass
Well, we want different things out of life. You're still making my generation look bad, but I can't resent you. Your thread has made me aware of how many based former dishwashers there are on 4chan.
>>1143135
Beta dishwashers you mean?
>>1137068
Montreal is cheap as fuck anon
>i live in canada
Im pretty sure you can seek help from the government. Go to a police station and ask them for a homeless shelter/work agency.
>>1137083
>apartment
Fuck no, live in a homeless and work a job so you can actually make money. Paying rent is a poor people trap that ops dumbass parents probably fell for as well.
>>1137160
To be fair dishwashing is dogshit no matter where you go, and it doesnt help that the only people who get into culinary are autists.
>>1138286
>brake
I'm thinking on working as a waiter
but i'm scaring about fucking it up really badly
what is the chances of fucking it up your first job
Holy fuck you're a cuck
Work a job and get experience. Try. Fail. You'll find a path.
>>1143323
you think you can get hired as a waiter for your first job?
good luck getting a bussing position even
>>1143375
Here in chile it's achievable
Happened to me a couple of years ago op
>kicked out at 22, family paid for me to live in a halfway house (bunch of crazy ex drug addicts, almost all black lol)
>got a job at a discount grocery store
>met girl, quit job
>lived with her for the rest of the year and into 2015
Follow up to shitty retail jobs in person and find a labor temp agency
>>1143389
Chances of an uneducated American finding liveable wage work in south America?
I can learn the language
>>1137068
>literally
Literally take a gun. Literally put it to your head. Literally pull the trigger.
>>1144945
A shame, the US military has some really good things to go into assuming of course you aren't a bullet bag.
Not to mention the veteran card. I haven't even gotten to basic for my Security Forces job yet and people are already hosting free community funded dinners
>>1137068
You live in a socialist country just leech off the government
>>1145094
Security Forces? F'ing wing wiper...
(Kidding, I did 12 years as a CE officer. EOD is the best OD)
>>1145115
I was trying to get into an intel position but you have to wait a god damn year to have a chance.
I figured, they are paying the same no matter what job I do. Better to work on a BA while doing security, save up some money, you know?
>>1137068
OP chill out. Basically, all you have to do is apply to welfare and join a temporary agency(may be more then one). Temp agencies send you to 4 different types of jobs:
-A company over time shoveled a years worth of shit into a corner and no one wants to clean it.
-Someone needs a helping hand for a day.
-A company is swamped with work that they don't want to turn down and can't afford to hire more people at $30/hr.
-A company uses temps to work instead of hiring people due to their ability to refuse anyone at will. It's like having the power to fire anyone for any reason.
Basically manual labour and warehouse/factory work. You will grow muscle, you will work various jobs and make connections with people. If you are likeable and hard working people will notice and either want you back as a temp or straight up hire you. Also #This is the quickest and most legitimate way to fill your resume. # Working as a temp for 20 different companies utilizing several skills you don't have to be asked "So why have you only worked here for so little time?"
>>1137106
How much do you have in savings aprox.?
>>1137156
Thats why an emergency fund is neccessary
>>1145134
Yep, I get you. Not only that, but with the veterans preference being given by all of the alphabet agencies (or hell, the OSI does,) that SF time will be a net positive (even if the rest of us look down on you guys.)
>Guard the gate, guard the gate
>Guard the nuke, guard the nuke
Don't go to a food drive. This is a little unorthodox, but please take what you need. The situation sounds dire, and it's disheartening.
Amazon Prime login:
[email protected]
Password:
4K3#?4+!3E+w]c|o5TWM"92423
I hope it helps you, good luck.
>>1146802
Anybody know how this is baiting? Is this an fbi watchlisted account or something.
>>1137068
do you have a car?
>>1146829
Probs not. but i wouldnt buy anything because i could easily be tracked back to you. and its real.
