Make a poorfag rich.
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Hey guys. Poorfag, untalented, ugly, beta, NEET here living in southern California. How do I get rich? I'm probably the most pathetic person ever. Making me rich is probably a challenge. Anyone want to help?
Suck dick, sell drugs.
>>1136010
Move out of california
>>1136010
Make another image board strictly for /biz/, and ban all those who dare to speak the work "ether".
>>1136040
Word*
>>1136010
Step 1: Receive a small loan of a million dollars from your father
Step 2: Start a business
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!
If you can't complete all four steps then you don't deserve to be rich, you parasite.
>>1136052
Fugg DDD::
>>1136039
Is California really that bad? I'm in alaska and have an internship with an investment fund is Sacramento and I've been excited to be where it's warm and shit but seems like a sinking ship of a state that people all hate. Is it really that bad?
>>1136059
It is really bad here. While yes this thread is somewhat a joke this place is a hellhole I have no clue how to make money here legitimately and I can't move out.
>>1136010
OP here's the deal: life tends to balance itself out.
if you are ugly as fuck, you will play fucktons of videogames, and acquire insane pattern recognition and information extrapolation skills (think playing sc2 on an ultrahigh level and how many of those players switch into lucrative poker careers). if you are handsome as fuck you will capitalize on that.
now if you are a neet ugly beta failure however, and you do not put your neeting time to use, then there's just no helping you. you failed to play the hand you were dealt. sorry. life swallows you whole and shits you out.
making money is not hard (making rich might be, i can't say yet), it just takes a certain amount of dedication persistance and comittment. how old are you? i bet it's not too late.
golden protip of peace and prosperity: spend less time planning, researching, and watching videos about 'it' and actually go do 'it'. whatever that might be.
>>1136059
>land value for a MOBILE HOME can be 100K+ easily in california
>land value for a 1200 sq ft 3 bed 2 bath house with fenced yard is worth 22K in central florida
Might want to start by telling us more about yourself you retard. Assets, money, anything in order for us to give you actually useful and structured advice.
>>1136074
Alright. I have nothing. 0 Assets. I'm at the financial state of a homeless person.
What should I major in to get rich if I'm shit at math?
College would be paid for by my parents/the government
Is my only hope to assassinate my parents so I may sell all their assets and use it as starting capital?
>>1136010
>living in southern California
Step one: leave california
trust me, I'm a Santa Barbara holdout and this will help immensely
>>1136040
ETHE...<CARRIER LOST>
>>1136064
There's no point in doing anything if you can't trigger legitimate biological sexual attraction with your sub8 genes.
>>1136010
>Make a series of YouTube videos about the most pathetic person ever.
>it goes viral
>Universal studios picks it up
>make moneyzzz
>bang broads
>profit
>>1136176
Major in Business Administration if you're shit at math.
If you're good at math major in Math, Physics, Finance, Engineering, Economics, Computer Science, or Operations Management.
(you could probably major is most of these and be shit at math, but I'm assuming you're Down syndrome level at math)
