How do I make £1,000,000 in 3 days?
Just b urself
You need to go to kraken.com, buy a lot of ethereum and sell it in 3 days
Buy £1 worth of eth
>>1123346
Take £1,000,000 , split them into 3 portion.
Keep the remainder of 0.01
For everyday you collect £333,333.33
And 3 days later. You should make £1,000,000.
Pls guys no memes. I need to get rich quick so I can laugh at the peasants
This is a really crucial part off life and if I don't make it I'll literally never get laid
I only have 1 shot
>>1123352
This. Buy ethercuck. It is the newest cryptokek.
>>1123346
>short the s&p 500
>crash the stock market
Use huge amounts of leverage (borrowed money) to trade stocks and hope you get lucky and don't go bankrupt instead.
suck 2000000 dicks for 0,5 a pound
>change gender,
>find an old rich guy,
>f him to death
>???
>you are now rich
Pass "go" 500 times
Just find that Treasure in murrica, solve the riddle and go for it!
>>1123346
>get £1,000,000 in life insurance
>kill yourself
>>1124442
this
>>1124446
This
>>1124442
>tfw you would actually do this if you thought you could get away with it
I've been having a lot of walter white moments lately.
>>1124491
You could always just kill yourself without getting life insurance
>>1124549
But then how would I get money to my kids?
>>1124627
>my kids
Sounds like you've fucked your shit up already
>>1124629
Pretty much bud
