>"Anon, it says on your CV that you're an ideas guy. We contacted the NSA to give us your background and internet history, and it says you have over 10,000 hours logged on 4chan. You must be very comfortable with the latest trends for 14 to 35 year olds. You probably know what will be popular a year in advance!"
>"We have ten MIT Computer Science students ready to build your software related idea that is sure to generate millions.. but you need to tell us your idea within the next 10 seconds!"
One word, Laura:
Jabberwocky.
I'm going to fuck you so hard, that who ever pulls my dick out of you will be crowned the next King Arthur.
>>1111335
Steven Universe Porn, licensed by the creators.
We need to monetize memes
Anime recommendation service. $5 a pop, get a conversation with one of our contracted and certified anime experts and he'll give you something to watch that totally isn't boku no pico.
>>1111335
We need to make online meme collector cards
We need to make rare pepes a real thing, kind of like CS GO cases and you pay for them using bitcoin or a crypto currency.
There will be a limited number of the medium+ finds so that way they increase in value as more cases are opened, that way it can become a long term investment if someone wants to buy them. Then meme brokers will become a thing and take a commission, if we make the market, we can also create a whole new industry as long as we set up all the necessary equipment and pan this all out before we start this meme card trading and case opening.
Surprised we haven't had anyone suggest 4chan gold passes yet.
>>1112080
........ Not the worst idea
>>1111335
A device to bring hitler back.
Invent a cryptocurrency based on the dankest new memes and shill it to idiots on 4chan
>Spending 10,000 hours on 4chan
>Things employers want
Pick one.
Flood every internet user with mass amounts of spam until they purchase a new 4chan platinum account for $50
>>1111352
Kek
>>1111335
A video game based around breeding people and their children and having graphic sex scenes. The people are necessarily only human either, give some animal physical characteristics and rip others straight from fantasy. The game will be called Season of Breeding.
Call be back with my mad dosh.
>>1111335
I'll say this Laura: Youtube's going to destroy itself. The world is ready for a platform that is friendly to content creators. One that lets every facet of monetization be explored, advertising, user donation, merchandise... have you heard of mycelium?
PORN PREDICTOR
By analyzing your pornography history, it finds new fetishes, videos, and photos that are not only related but ever so slightly more perverted. We set up a porn threshold where fidning porn that specific is complicated/time consuming, and after a certain amount of involvent we charge them for the next "level" of porn.
Uber for jobs.
>>1112080
Why is this not a thing yet?
>>1112080
Can't we do this with ethereum?
>>1112080
FUCK
THEY KNOW
>>1112190
they already do this. lots of porn sites have recommended tabs, like youtube
t. i watch porn
>>1111335
what's sad is that I probably do have more than 10,000 hours logged on 4chan because I've been here since 2008
Social fingerboxing
>>1111335
dick sucking app
>>1111335
Artificial intelligence
>>1112478
this might actually be a working app,
want your dick sucked?
3 taps and get Blown
>put me in credits as laurens and I'll be happy
Create a bot that lifts images from couponing/fake giftcard threads.
Create and app offering them as rewards.
All the app does is have the user fill out captchas. Whoever has the most at the end of the month gets the reward.
Completed captchas are used for bots that shill the app on here.
>>1111335
I suggest we formulate various forms of anal stimulation for OP
I assure you there is a great demand for these types of products
>>1112121
I'd pay people ethereum to do this desu
>>1112080
This... This is good
>>1111335
Make glasses that make everything people see 3d
>>1111335
An idea thinker-upper that works in <9 seconds
Get to work code monkeys
>>1112080
This is being built on /tg/, cant wait for a playable version. Last i read the main winning mechanic was to make the other person believe they were wasting their life by playing
>>1112553
>>1112088
>>1112410
Thanks friends
>>1112412
As in buy the online meme cards with ETH? Sure, the reason being is that everyone will buy it when the meme trading cards spread throughout the internet.
I just ask that the person that takes my idea to give something back to the 4chan community from all the fat cash you have made. Please, if it weren't for us, the developer wouldn't be rich.
>>1112901
They have a trading card system and semi-normies like myself haven't heard of it?
Make shoes with a camera on the front, that takes pictures when you bend your toes.
>>1112957
Also random electrical discharge to keep it lively
>>1111335
'Three words, Laura -
Tits, or GTFO'.
>>1111335
>>We contacted the NSA to give us your background and internet history"
Sell that ability as a service provider or SaaS or PaaS solution to B2B customers, and/or private clients, after microtesting feasibility and comparing margins, pricing and scalability
>>1112527
I'm not saying I'm going to steal your idea.
But I'm going to steal it
>>1112080
Ummm TCG of rare Pepes.
Where's the Kickstarter?
>>1112121
dogecoin was a good scam.
worldwide express cute trap delivery service
