I need a loan of £500. My credit rating is through the floor and I don't know anyone who would be a guarantor.
Im always hearing about loan sharks but is that just the kind of thing you hear in movies? How would you find one?
none will loan you 500.
Do odd jobs for people.
>>1110501
What do you need the money for?
Suck 1000 dicks at 50 cents each
>>1110501
>£
So U.K, where abouts are you?
>>1110501
>loan sharks
payday lenders. they are all over the place, usually in the poorer parts of town.
>>1110560
Damn sluts ruining the dick sucking economy
A man used to be able to get by
>>1110501
Why is your credit so bad?
>>1110501
Kill yourself.
Wonga isn't terrible in terms of online quick lenders.
>>1110501
https://www.fiverr.com/
only suck 100 dicks not 1000
>>1110501
you really don't want to lend money from loan sharks. no matter how bad you need it
>>1110501
500 isn't enough to get a loan from anyone really. Borrow it from a friend.
>>1110501
>loan of £500
Why not a small loan of one million dollars?
>>1110982
This too, loan sharks don't have the normal ways to ensure you'll pay so they send a slav and a negroid to your home to force you to pay.
and this is why nobody wants NI in their country
OP get a job, there are many. Talk to your landlord, ask for extension, go super frugal to save. no more drinking, now, you hear?
>>1110501
You will most likely end up on a high-interest loan, miss a payment and end up paying premiums and hiked up rates far in excess. Then you'll need a loan to cover that.
If you want to borrow from bad credit lenders, you'd better be fucking sure you can pay it back.
>get your broke ass on twitter
>tell kanye to stack it up to 53'000'500
>problem solved
11111111
Find some nigger in a back alley and ask him
