>mfw trying to find a house for my literal faam in South Orange County CA that isn't
>a shoebox
>in Mexico v.2.0
>has a real yard instead of a green postage stamp
>is over 2000 square feet
>has 3 bedrooms (or 4 so I can have an home office)
>is less than 700k and not in a +55 age restricted community
>>1110126
Why orange County? Why California?
>>1110126
You need to move out of California.
Go east, young man. Find a safer place that doesn't have a shitty education system and overpriced cost of living.
>>1110131
Because that's where my job and roots are.
>>1110142
Damn, one of the most expensive places in the country. Good luck op.
>>1110134
OC, and particularly Irvine, has really great public schools.
>>1110162
And you can find the same quality of teacher in other places without paying out the ass to live there.
>>1110126
Youre not going to find that. Try inland empire.
>>1110163
Unfortunately I can't uproot my hospital and seniority and take it with me. just saying that school quality isn't an issue.
>>1110171
if you're a physician then you should have no problem affording the housing.
>>1110175
He's buying property in one of the most expensive parts of CA.
You might as well live further north where you'd be a lot safer.
>>1110175
I wish. I'm a nurse. Max I can go is 700k. Inland empire is out, 4 hours a day commuting is for the truly nuts.
Halp, I have twins on the way....
>>1110180
It doesnt take 2 hours to get to OC from inland empire. Try about 30-45 minutes depending on the city and if you take toll roads. Also there is metrolink if you dont want to drive or get stuck in traffic. I'm telling you that you wont find what youre looking for in OC. You will get more bang for your buck in IE and there are nice areas (corona for example). Its
>>1110217
...full of white trash, illegals and yellowish brown air?
OP, learn how to use Zillow. There are 4 houses in that area that meet your parameters, in Lake Forest, Mission Viejo and Laguna Hills.
>>1110240
Tell it to me like I'm stupid, because I'm getting 105 houses in that area
>>1110234
You do realize that there are areas of inland empire that are way nicer than areas of OC right? Look at Santa Ana for example, most of that city is shit. Corona is anything but white trash and illegals, in fact there are lots of incredibly wealthy upperclass neighborhoods. I dont know how you figure that you can only afford $700k and still be this much of a snob. Also,
>lives in SoCal and complains about air quality
Kek
>>1110255
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/house_type/3-_beds/3-_baths/450000-650000_price/1606-2320_mp/any_days/2000-_size/6000-_lot/1_pnd/33.687068,-117.556286,33.491733,-117.87077_rect/11_zm/0_mmm/
>>1110258
>having to tell people your number starts with 909
>>1110261
Nice, thanks!
>>1110264
>2016
>using a landline
>>1110269
>he actually requests that he have a non-909 number to try to fool himself
>laughingslutsinaboat.png
>>1110280
Wot? I never said I was 909. I'm not poor I can actually afford to live in Irvine unlike OP.
You can get a nice home in Corona or Pomona. It really is a reverse commute to Orange County.
Seriously man. You're not even trying.
>>1110283
I could, but I'd have to live in some 1000 square foot thing with no lot.
>>1110142
Enjoy never owning this you communist hippie descended piece of shit.
You and your pinko family deserve everything that comes to that godforsaken, leftist, fascist, anal prolapse of a godless state.
Also, what celebrities have you met?
>>1110350
Hi /k/.
Shaq when he played for the Lakers and Keanu Reeves when he was flying to Worst Korea to promote John Wick.
>>1110350
Oh, and, FYI, Saigas are legal here.
>>1110328
And Saudi Arabia has pretty buildings and millionaires but fuck living there. Enjoy your brown air.
>>1110382
Why are you even trying to buy a $700k house on a nurses salary anyway? You ever heard the term "house poor"?
>>1110734
>implying poor
>>1110328
I agree with this. If OP takes the toll road everyday it's a 15 minute drive to Orange County from Corona
inb4
>Toll Road
>>1110126
Leave Cali.
Yall Cali fags are way too hyped up on your state. There are great places to live all over this country that cost less than 1/2 what it costs to live in that overcongested place.
>>1110126
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Orange-County-CA/house_type/25539852_zpid/1286_rid/500000-700000_price/1785-2499_mp/any_days/2000-_size/globalrelevanceex_sort/34.362709,-117.506333,33.424564,-118.728562_rect/9_zm/?3col=true
Is OC suddenly dangerous? I thought Irvine was one of the safest cities in the US.
>>1110142
move out while you still can the east is beast
The OC is shit, even the nice area are horrible. You're better off in another state with lower cost of living. Plus some states need more nurses so you'll get a good position at another hospital. Plus you don't want to be in socal want the San Anderas fault line takes a dump. The entire region will be decimated because the infrastructure is rated the poorest in teh nation. Fucking Southern state have better infrastructure than commiefornia. Texas is shit don't even go there. Move to nice midwestern or rockies state.
>>1111168
Nigga don't know about the Green Triangle.
>>1110126
>home office
Men invented offices for a reason.
If you raise your family in CA, your grandchildren will be Mexican.
Move to Montana. Tell the rest of your family they should go with you.
>>1111176
I drove past that one today, it looks like a fixer-upper. That and google earth says it doesn't really have a yard, and I'm not really excited to have a pool - something I'll hardly ever use that costs ~$200/mo to maintain and heat.
>>1111336
Joke's on you, already 1/4 Mexican.
