I managed to spare 30 000€ euro from all my years of hard work. I don't know what to do with it, and I looking for ideas, i think the best investment would be suicide, give me idea for a 30 000€ suicide pls.
Sprinkle your money from the top of a high building. When everyone is going crazy grabbing it in the street below, jump.
Asking a bunch of neets is the right first step!
You should invest in ethereum and learn forex! You'll be rich in no time!
>>1103869
Same here but 20k instead of 30k and instead of hard work, was just money that my family slowly gave me to go out and have fun with friends...i was a basement dwelling and NEET for many years...
>>1104280
Senpai I'm doing this too
>>1104296
Im two years from getting a med grade in slavland
Dunno what to do next, to be honest Im desperately anxious
>>1104307
wish i was clever enought when i was 14 years old to realise that i should be studying hard to have a good future.
You will be a doctor and get moneys and bitches, my 45 yo surgeon uncle dumped his wife for a 20 year old coworker, while i have to fuck ugly girls 5 years older than me : /
>>1103869
I'll kill you any way you want for €30k
>>1103869
Hire me for $29,000 to kill you professionally.
>(you'll probably need about $1,000 between now & then)
We can discuss the means & methods you'd enjoy employed right here in this thread....
>...or op could stop baiting and we can all go back to enjoying life....
>>1104296
Forex ain't safe at all and most people lose everything
>>1103869
give me 30k euros then commit suicide
good investment
>>1105033
but what if he changes his mind before you kill him
>>1103869
Build a rocket and fire yourself to the heavens. Bonus points if you emblazon 'Fuck this gay earth' on the fuselage.
