ITT: Post Penn-disapproved resumes written by stupid people.
Yeah sure buddy, I think you're looking for >>>/x/
At least he's up front about it
Oh, niggers... not even affirmative action can save this one
The first rule of Machievelian edgelordism is to hide your powerlevel, holy shit.
Not a job application but still hilarious to this day.
>>1101432
>Toupé
>Rhymes with dope
>>1101441
>except marrieds and blacks
CWC is the hero we deserve
>>1101423
>tfw this horsefucking autist has a better resume than you
>>1101431
>Cringe.
That's not cringe, that's a boss. Look at the content, he learned his lesson from whatever job he had.
What are these, resumes for ants
>>1101423
>Joseph
Same name as me, going to steal this resume and submit it.