Nocoiners on suicide watch.
Andd up we go.
>>1101112
SKUUUUURTTT@@!@@@!!!!!
>>1102455
Yeah, aha you kno what it is
Black and yellow Black and yellow Black and yellow
Nocoiners hating, nocoiners coping
I hot my fucking lambo
Black and yellow
BTC wallet shinning
That's yellow
Nigga got no coin
That's jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw
>>1102461
to the feken m0.0n
>>1101112
>bragging about buying a used gallardo
>can be had for $80,000~
Ok memebro. Well done, you're on par with an upper-class wagecuck blowing his money on a depreciating asset that will break down every three months.
Your long game must be killer brosef.
Daily reminder to buy the Ethereum dip.
Do not be a bagholder for chinese miners and greedy businessmen who run bitcoin.
I only visited a few pages for purchasing coins, but in every page I got its like they give me 0,50$ for every 1€ I pay. And its going to be even less depending on the method of payment I choose, what the hell?
Why should I do that?
>>1102500
Buy ethereum instead. Do not listen to these BTC bagholders who only want you to buy their weighty bags.
>>1102504
I am talking about Eth though.
>>1102505
What pages did you visit? What country are you in? If you want help you will have to be more clear about what you are trying to do
>>1102512
I just want some Eth at not some ridiculous rates.
Dunno, just whatever google gave me.
I am from germany.
>>1102518
You need to buy btc first.
Go to localbitcoins, here is a link to a page with all the sellers in germany who accept EU sepa bank transfer
https://localbitcoins.com/instant-bitcoins/?quick-action=buy&quick-amount=&quick-currency=EUR&quick-online_provider=SEPA&quick-country_code=DE&find-offers=#results
You will need to sign up to localbitcoins and the site will handle escrow and everything for you so it is secure. Each seller has a min - max trade amount. The whole process should take less than an hour assuming you have online banking.
Then use shapeshift.io to instantly convert BTC to ETH
You will need both an online bitcoin wallet - blockchain.info
And an ethereum wallet - either the official mist wallet at https://github.com/ethereum/mist/releases. Or a paper wallet generated at myetherwallet.com
>>1102523
Well that was helpful, thanks.
>>1102530
if you want to get much closer to the spot price you will have to sign up for Kraken but it will take a long time because of anti money laundering regulations.
>>1102537
Yeah I went to Kraken first.
I got to tier 2 but they simply wanted to much information for me to proceed to tier 3 so I quit.
>>1102475
You are poor, butthurt, and mediocre.
And what's worse you ask? You hold 0 Bitcoins.
SIIIKE.
>>1102499
>>1102500
>>1102504
>>1102505
>>1102512
>>1102518
>>1102523
>>1102530
>>1102537
>>1102543
Pannicking samefag altholder as he sees his memecoin go red as King Bitcoin goes up, as destined by the laws of physics.
Keep on coping in the free world.
>>1102573
Yes you can. I heard that Kraken is better for EU and Poloniex is better for US. Maybe it's bollocks.
Either way, poloniex will still have to abide by the same anti money laundering regulations so expect a similar wait.
>>1102543
How about Coinimal?
>>1102582
Never heard of it
>>1102582
Just checked it out, seems like you can buy ETH direct from there with sepa transfer.
If you were just buying a small amount it seems like it's the easiest way to forward.
>"investing" in cryptoshit
literally muh coinflips but with 100000x more risk
>>1102607
Not like there is anything else to invest in and make money.
Unless you don't like money then keep investing in whatever you are currently in.
>>1102556
>SIIIKE
It's "psych", as in "I psyched you out" as in "I used a psychological trick on you".
>>1101112
I'll remind everyone that the reason why people are shilling ETH is because:
>You buy ETH
>ETH rise in value
>All the ETH shill jump ship at some point
>Value plummets
>Poof, (almost) no cash
You're basically playing a game of economic hot potato.
Shilling crypto is probably also the only way all the fucking neets will make money in their useless unskilled lives.
>>1102556
i sold all my alt coins bought vanilla, and its the only one stable and about to pump, the rest just dropped like a cake
feels good man, seriously though vanilla will hit 50k soon
>>1102666
absolutely confirmed 666 pick up sticks
praise be thy kek and give me double my assets
>praise kek
>>1102607
>muh stocks , bonds and ETFs
enjoy your next global meltdown
>>1101112
>Bitcoin is dead
>ETH is the future
>muh unlimited programmable money
>muh DAPPS
Bitcoin IS crypto, get over it altcoiners.
>>1102690
bitcoin is winrar always
it just needs to recover from mtgox
vanilla
you can't cash out BTC at any banks.
what's the point?
>>1102771
cash out at an exchange and get them to send money to your bank
>>1102771
>being this much of a financial cuckold
what are the tax laws regarding converting bitcoins into USD anyway, is it considered capital gains or just regular income?
>>1101112
Cool, is it used or new?
>>1102811
I'm curious about this as well.
>>1102556
hasn't the value of bitcoin been on a wavering decline recently?
alright fuck mining bitcoins.
look at this smug fuck, "i own all these bitcoins."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8kua5B5K3I
>>1102837
Every time you buy BTC you are inflating that chinese persons bank account.
Buy Ethereum instead. It is mined by normal people like you and I
>>1102871
>Instead of funding the chinese, fund neets (i.e. me)!
fucking kill yourself
>>1102877
Whats the problem dude? I'd rather fund an army of neets to secure a network than have it all centralised under 4 chinese people with slow as fuck internet speeds.
Ethereum transaction - 16 seconds
Btc transaction - 45 minutes
>>1102871
this guy is right, not to mention all the dark web trades.
bitcoins allow just about anybody access to American dollars. Bitcoins have value in USD, prove me wrong.
>>1102887
>BTC transaction 45 minutes
What the fuck? I can buy things with BTC and the transaction is literally done in seconds
>>1102871
i would rather mine alt coins instead.
>>1102805
>mining BTC
What the fuck? No. It'll take you a week to get 0.00001 BTC. All the Chinese and Russians have massive botnets mining this shit, you really think a single rig is going to be of any use to you?
>>1102891
It took me 45 minutes to get 1 single confirmation yesterday afternoon.
>>1102895
Do what the fuck you want m8 you clearly have the IQ of a brussel sprout so good luck to you.
>>1102905
what exactly were you doing?
>>1102902
ya i said fuck mining bit coins. why give the Russians and Chinese governments direct access to USD?
they can take out USD from exchanges and nobody can do shit it about it.
we gotta take a stand here.
you don't see anybody taking bitcoins for anything other than USD.
>>1102908
it's nice seeing bit coins get accepted into exchanges, i think it's fucking crazy you can dump bit coins for USD in some stock brokerages, stock brokerages are insured by the FDIC.
>>1102930
nm, US accounts are forbidden so fuck that, bit coins are sketchy as ever.
it should be illegal for bitcoin/altcoin exchanges to give USD to foreign accounts for cryptocurrency.
>>1102824
it's been held down for a long time because of infighting about it's development. been on an upswing the past few days though as people are anticipating a resolution
>>1102966
>I love it when bankers fuck me in my boipussy: the post
>>1102909
selling my soon to be worthless bitcoins to someone
>>1102974
which side won the civil war?
>>1102990
the north
>>1101112
Ok we're on suicide watch.. because why, exactly? Because of this picture of a car? There's not even a date on that note.
Who the fuck cares what time it is central time? This thread is pointless.
>there are people here with less than 1 BTC after hearing about Bitcoin for what seems years now
>>1103377
>having your coins in exchanges
>>1102475
>no coiner coping mechanism detected
pathetic really
meanwhile Lambo owner is getting insane dopamine boosts from bimbo bitches sucking his cock in his Lambo
lol kill yourself pleb
>>1101112
> guise pls b-buy my shitcoins
How sad, this image has revealed how many newfags are here.
This image is fucking old, some guy bought a lambo with bitcoins years ago and bragged on 4chan about it. This lambo was still rather new back then. I still remember the thread on /g/ about this.
http://zeekyforums.com/thread/1101112/business/nocoiners-on-suicide-watch.html
wtf?
>>1104146
Well, Ver then.
>>1104055
Did he keep it in his garage?
