My friend told me something about how hospitals that accept sperm donations are now accepting toe donations, at $5000 a pop.
I don't think I really use my toes that much. Is it worth it, /biz/?
What the fuck man.
>>1099599
As I understand it, you can donate ANY part of your body, but since nobody really uses their toes, they're being slightly more heavily advertised.
>>1099596
Nah. Now if the rates were up to 50,000 dollars like they are up in New York, I would say TOEtally!
>>1099596
Maybe these guys will pay more. Lot of thirsty people out there.
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/09/09/toes-wanted-by-yukon-bar-for-sourtoe-cocktail/
>>1099624
This. I've been living the NEET life for the past six years and I decided I wanted to quit being a disappointment.
After donating all my toes, and a healthy portion of my blood and skin, I had $500,026.85.
Got a plane ticket to Dallas Texas and bought a cheapish house for $100,000 and a shitty used Cadillac to go to bars and shit to pick up chicks.
I'm still kind of goofy and socially awkward but by putting myself out there I've been improving my self confidence.
>>1099645
Kek, please be jestiing
I'd donate them at $50k a pop like the other anon memed about desu.
>>1099661
Hey. Ya gotta make it to the top somehow.
toes are critical to balancing yourself
never happened to me but if you break your toe youll see what i mean
>>1099671
Just keep your big toes, and you'll be fine OP.
>>1099666
satan plz.
>>1099671
yeah but we have many of them and they aren't all necessary so..
what I wonder is what do they use them for, besides cocktails?
maybe they trade them on a secondary toe market (toe speculation)
>>1099671
That's why you donate an equal amount from each foot. - so you don't get unbalanced.
>>1099596
I'm interested in this. Where would I go to get information about donating body parts in the east coast USA
>>1099596
What if you go around cutting the toes off other people and selling them?
>Is that how Toecutter got his name?
This is now a Road Warrior thread.
>>1099645
PICS OR GTFO
>>1099596
In the US you can't legally be given money for body parts. Semen, blood plasma, is allowed and so is surrogacy.
>>1099596
You actually rely on your toes a bit for balance.
>>1099596
Is self mutilation for money the new sucking dick?
>>1099596
I would regret it immediately. $5'000 isn't even a lot of money. They print more money every day. You only get 10 toes. You have to be an extremely shallow person to handle that.
Mildly relevant true story: I knew a woman who willingly had her own leg amputated just so she could go back to drinking instead of completing physical therapy and rehab after an accident.
>>1100701
>Mildly relevant true story: I knew a woman who willingly had her own leg amputated just so she could go back to drinking instead of completing physical therapy and rehab after an accident.
Tell us more about this woman. How did you know her? What was she like? Did she regret it afterwards? Was there any hesitation?
>>1100701
There was one guy and his cousin and the guy decided to collude with him by cutting off his leg with a chainsaw and claiming insurance from it. He fucked it up and accidentally cut a major artery and went to jail for it. Found it on the Darwin Awards.
>>1101221
>Tell us more about this woman. How did you know her? What was she like? Did she regret it afterwards? Was there any hesitation?
She's my sister's MiL, so I don't know her well, because she is such a stuck up shallow bitch who only cares about money and drinking and can't wrap her brain around simple facts to complete a thought process. She definitely didn't hesitate. Once they told her she couldn't drink for a few months, that was it. She opted to have it lopped off and never looked back.
>>1101254
Friggin rednecks
>>1099596
I make more in a single month
>>1099626
That sounds strangely arousing for some reason.
>>1099596
Isn't this how James Cagney made his fortune?
>>1102753
No, you fucking moron, that was Walter Mondale. James Cagney was in real estate.
I sold my two bottom ribs for 250K. They went to a good cause helping African children with AIDS and now I can bend down far enough to suck my own dick
>>1102758
Pics? You can blur your face.
>>1099596
Fucking hell. Can't donate sperm because black manlet. Same for toes.
>>1102761
I don't understand. Why should your race or height be relevant?
>>1102774
Sperm banks are incredibly choosy. You've gotta be tall, in perfect shape and with no health problems
I don't think being black has anything to do with it, but maybe black sperm is less in-demand than white sperm
>>1102776
>I don't think being black has anything to do with it, but maybe black sperm is less in-demand than white sperm
This. It's just a numbers game.
Realistically, virtually zero people that use a sperm bank want a white kid. Sperm bank customers are 1.) Usually outside the mode financial range of black families and 2.) Usually people that, understandably, want a child that looks similar to both parents.
So sperm banks have little need for nonwhite (And sometimes asian) donors.
>>1102777
>Realistically, virtually zero people that use a sperm bank want a white kid.
I'm going to assume this is a typo, or else your post becomes incredibly confusing.
>>1102777
>Want a white kid
Want a black kid, even.
>>1102783
>Want a black kid, I mean.
Autocorrect's a real bitch, ain't she.
>>1102779
Yeah it was a typo lol.
>>1102779
I think he made a typo. But yeah, he's not wrong. 99% of white women who go to the sperm bank are gonna want a white kid, its simple shit
>>1099596
My buddy once told me that the local hospital was buying testicle for 70k and you only had to donate one. He believed it which made me believe it enough to call the hospital and ask. I got laughed at by a Jamaican lady. Not falling for this shit again.
>>1102777
This might actually be true. I know a black woman who was intimidated at a sperms bank and her kids is definitely a mix. Either white or asian with black.
Really nice kid though.
>>1102794
Go to the earwax bank bro
$150 for every ounce of earwax and it goes to impoverished people who can't make their own
>>1102803
I can't make my own ear wax, I am one of those impoverished waxless sobs.
>>1102816
No problems mate, go to the toenail bank. $250 for a full set of toenails, to go towards the impoverished Africans who receive the toe transplants.
>>1102820
Fuck yes, about to be trump status. Later suckers.
>>1102822
Is Trump operating this toe market?
>>1099596
B-but this will ruin literally all foot porn. :(
>>1104370
Only If all foot porn is done by poor shits.
>>1104370
>not cutting off your ugly toes to have the best toes implanted on your person
>>1104370
>Implying you can ruin what is already terrible
>>1105143
>footsie porn
>terrible
Pick one homo.
>>1106221
I know what I pick.
>>1099645
He's bullshitting. Toes are practically essential to balance. This fucker wouldn't even be able to stand up
>>1099596
That's child's play. A guy I went to college with lost his pinky and ring toe on his right foot in an escalator accident and won 11 mil in a settlement
>>1107781
>That's child's play. A guy I went to college with lost his pinky and ring toe on his right foot in an escalator accident and won 11 mil in a settlement
How do I do that?
>>1106221
dem plantar warts
