What's the cushiest and easiest job in the US with the least amount of prerequisites? I'm a fucking lazy ass that could barely show up to class in high school. My life is going nowhere but I don't want to go into debt to get a shit degree for a hell job without knowing I can get through it half asleep and still make enough money to pay bills and buy /v/, /a/, and /o/ things and have enough free time to enjoy them. Also career general I guess, let us know about how shit or good yours is.
sucking dicks
Investment banker
>>1097772
>night watchman
Probably won't get paid well, but it's practically like not working.
>>1097772
My managers job haha! Am I right biz lol those higher ups never do any work. Boy am I ready for Friday!
>>1097778
>Night watchman
Either this or a job at an IT helpdesk if your interested in IT. It's practically like not working you have so much free time. I just build websites for my personal clients in my spare time.
>>1098017
that depends on the help desk. I've done a few where it's 60 calls per day back-to-back.
We're looking for package consolidators for stuff bought on Amazon/eBay and the likes. Maybe you're interested, that's really easy job
>>1097772
Union job with Boeing, if they are in your area.
Security guard.
>>1097781
lmao
Lifeguard
Diversity Officer at a university. Oh wait, that requires a college degree. How about diversity consultant? That requires a highschool diploma.
Blowjob supervisor.
>>1097772
Cushiest and easiest?
Unarmed security guard, especially at coal mines and night jobs; I get so bored at work that I actually exercise. If I had internet, I'd have an easy sleazy day.
Some sites actually have more than a few people a day, but sometimes our gate gets stuck open and I literally don't have to do anything except say hi to people I've seen a thousand times before.
>>1097772
Having read your OP, now, I've confirmed that you won't qualify for most security jobs. Most companies worth a shit want past experience, ex-military, ex-police, or college grads now, since what with the military having downsized after Iraq and Afghanistan they have more than their desired volume of recruits.
>>1098769
When i did that I drank at work. Super easy job. Barely above minimum though. OP should shoot for a government desk job - pay plus pension
>>1098777
Based trips.
Most government jobs have standards that a guy who barely passed high school would have trouble with, though.
