What's the fastest way to make $2,000 without getting a job? I was thinking of converting to Islam and meeting a girl online from a shitworld country and then having her parents send me their life savings for me to come marry her and bring her to freedom land. But all that I got from that was a bunch of nudes and then blocked when things got serious.
You don't.
Apply for a loan
Suck x amount of dicks for 2000/x dollars a pop.
>>1097563
wow nice math degree enjoying your college loans cuckslave??????
> 1 Buy crap
> 2 Trade up to turd
> 3 ??????
> 4 Profit
>>1097543
wash cars
clean houses
wait tables
your welcome
Here's the trick op: make the dicks suck THEMSELVES if you truly want to get ahead in life
>>1097563
Reported for violating Rule #1
>>1097543
>selling out your country for $2,000 measly dollars
Apply for a job overseas that offers to pay your relocation expenses. They sometimes front a certain amount or reimburse you upon arrival. Get on the plane, show up, collect relocation expenses money, then get back on the plane back to where you came from.
