how can i make quick money?
only about 100 dollars
Suck 200 dicks for $0.50 each
Suck 50 dicks for $1 each
>>1095289
Suck 150 dicks for $0.66/each except charge the first one $1.66 for taking your oral virginity.
Rob a bank.
By sucking everyones dick and then running while they're distracted.
>>1095289
One thousand rough handjobs
Suck 50 dicks for 2 dollars per cock. You can easily attract customers by putting up an ad stating every fifth dick sucking is free.
>>1095289
Bro, I'll give you 100$ if I can take your anal virginity. No Blowjob, no Face fuck, don't worry, only your little tight anus being pounded in several session for one hour.
>>1095337
>one hour
Don't flatter yourself.
>>1095289
Suck 10000 dicks for $0.01 each
>>1095349
if my rough handjobs were priced at 10 cents I cant imagine the painful blowjob that would be so little valued
Hold my hand, for every minute 1$, for hugs I give you 3$ per minute.
>>1095289
Don't listen to them, OP. You can make that $100 without sucking dicks. You can just pretend you're about to suck their dick, but push them over when their pants are down and run away with their wallet. Should the cops catch you, however, you'll be in trouble, because then you'll need to suck their dicks. Of course, you don't have to suck cops dicks, but then they'll take you to jail, and in jail you'll definitely have to sucks dicks, whether you like it or not.
>>1095403
That's a good way to get in trouble with the Better Business Bureau anon. Good luck finding dicks to suck after that.
Ask random people on the street if they have 100$ for you.
It might just be surprisingly easy.
Invest 1$, after about 40 years you will have made around 1,2$ if everything went well !!
Go down the street and sock your local fruit man, take his cash, and wheel away the stand for extra fiber
>>1095289
>Bat
>Wait for night time
>hit people in the fucking face
>empty pockets.
>>1095406
Are you seriously saying that BBB can have a negative impact on your.. dick sucking career? Lol. I worked for BBB, you can easily get A+ ranking by sucking the dick of the guy who updates rankings on their website. As for the rest of the unsatisfied customers, they can go suck a dick of their own.
>>1095414
>sock your local fruit mam
You mean 'suck' your local fruit man
>>1095423
That's what you think.
>>1095412
Wrong. He'll end up with $7 even with modest returns.
Also, Eurofag, the sign comes before the number.
>>1095418
All the fruit will be mine!!!
You can sell plasma. Clinics will give about $60 per week.
>>1095489
I've always wondered if when they take the blood and seperate the plasma do they return the formed elements(erythrocytes, thromboctyes, leukocytes)? It seems like a good way to thicken your blood and put a lot of strain on your heart.
>>1095403
c'est la vie
>>1095513
Yes dumbass , its called plasmapheresis. "You always wonderd" but couldnt be botherd to google a common medical thing?
>>1095550
plasmapherisis is the medical word for the process of donating plasma
that doesn't really answer my question about the pathology of making the blood more viscous.
>>1095289
Sell your video games ?
>>1095420
Threads like this almost make up for all the eth shilling that goes on here.
Enter the network marketing business , you grow both economically and personally
>>1095395
this
Meet new people, get thier contacts, network all day, then suck their dicks
Sup' /biz/? I'm looking into going into business sucking dicks. What should my starting price point be? Also, should I leave out a fruit platter or protein shakes?
>>1095812
>paying $1 and getting a blow job and a protein shake worth $2 at retail.
Your business model is wack, anon.
>>1095817
Whoa, whoa. $1 is only for dollar dick sunday(to weed out the /biz/ness traveler.) Pretty sure weekday price point should be higher.
>>1095289
Buy 2 get 1 free dick sucking
Seriously, though how does one run a legetimate escort/protitute business in say Germany/Netherlands?
>>1095289
Hey! I’m Eddie, I’m a Southern California guy that enjoys travel, good food, art and history. I’m sweet, charming, and I’m constantly told my smile makes people happy. I can be very discreet for your comfort and I fit the “guy next door” mold- trying not to stand out in the crowd or be the centre of attention, while still shining in my own ways. I have a high emotional intelligence (EQ), and am trained in personal development to bring out the best in you. Like many prospective guests, I too know what it’s like to feel lonely- even when I’m not alone. I believe the power of touch, companionship and embrace is the key to a happier, healthier and more enjoyable life.
>>1095871
Absolutely not worth it, since you won't be working with German or Dutch girls doing it of their own volition but almost entirely with girls trafficked from Eastern Europe, and that's a whole 'nother ballgame (and multitude of illegality).
>>1095289
>get 10000 dollars from dick sucking/rough hand job enterprise
>put it all in ether
>wait about a day
>cash out
>you now have 100 dollars
>>1095289
Work 1 day in a job you faggot neet
>>1095480
>Also, Eurofag, the sign comes before the number.
Why you murricans get everything backwards?
>>1095293
Shit was cash
>>1095334
That wouldn't work. That means that he would only earn $80 he would have to suck 62 dicks. 12 dicks would be free and 50 would be paid
>>1096677
You don't actually tell the fifth dick it's free. Jesus Christ, it's like you're new to the dick sucking game.
>>1096679
Sorry, I was under the impression this would be an upstanding dick sucking establishment
>>1095289
This worked for me when I was broke and maybe it can work for you. Go down to your local dick sucking emporium and offer to suck 100 dicks for $1 each
>>1095289
So nobody on here knows how to make money, not surprising for neets. Put a title loan on your car and day trade it.
look into investing in FCX.
>>1096559
It's our currency. We can notate it how we want, m8. I didn't correct your silly comma where a period should be.
buy 30 shares of NUGT, hold for a few hours, sell
>easy $100
>>1097035
Good luck finding anyone agreeing to use your shitty car for a secured loan. And even if you do manage to get that loan, which would be at LEAST 10%, good luck beating that rate thru day trading.
Best case scenario you're told to fuck off from the get go, worse case scenario you lose the car. A much more prudent approach would be to get some stable income going from low skill but in-demand work such as sucking dicks, and then investing the proceeds into index funds
if you look anything like those girls in that pic come over to my house and squish me with your feet. i'll pay you 1 buck an hour so 100 hours should be good.
>>1095289
>Go to thrift store
>find something of value that is cheap
>buy it
>sell it via kikebook or some other gay website
>?????
>Profit
>>1095563
If you're so worried about that, you can take aspirin afterwards to make your blood thinner.
