>too young to invest in Apple in the 90s
>didn't buy bitcoin even though I knew about it when it was worth less than a dollar
Does anybody here know my pain?
Stop being a faggot
jump on ETHEREAL before it flies to the moon bruh
>>1087962
Did you buy ethereum yet pham?
>>1087962
Yeah. I remember people telling me about bitcoin and trying to get me to mine it. Thought it was a scam (still do actually) and forgot about it until I hear it hit $1000. Fuck did I miss the boat.
>>1087973
>scam
Yeah thats how your subconscious prevents you from suicide for missing the boat
>apple in the 90s
X10 over 20 years
Nigga you almost losing money to inflation. At least talk about real meme trains, like the 9/11 airport shorts
>>1087979
>not knowing there are boats every month
/g/ plz
Wow OP investing in the past sure is easy!
This is fucking retarded.
You can look at the top pennystock gainers every single day and think "Damn I should've bought that random pharmaceutical company that shot up 480% in 1 day". It's meaningless.
>Sign up for buttcoins on happenstance.
>Someone gives me ten.
>Started browsing /biz/ just recently.
>Learn that if I hadn't thrown the number away I'd have some money.
Them's the breaks.
>>1088005
So what you're saying is, it's a good idea to buy literally every single penny stock because eventually one of them will take off, balancing out the losses of the other 99%?
>>1088053
Precisely my boy
Go for it!
>>1087993
>not knowing there are boats every month
What boats did we miss in the last six months?
>>1088115
You miss a boat every single day, maybe even every trading hour.
>>1088116
Jesus. I must be looking at the wrong ocean.
>>1087992
>Ray-Ban sunglasses
>Calvin Klein undershirt
>Yves Saint Laurent sport jacket
>Sperry Top-sider boat shoes
>9/11 airport shorts
>>1088121
It's just impossible to predict is the point, and even harder to put in money into it.
Everyone on 4chan can say "Go long [stock] it's BOUND to go up to x amount soon!", of course you lose nothing if it doesn't occur. Much harder to put down the money on it.
All this bs is like saying:
>Ok well I would've made 200% returns today if I just placed ALL of my money on this one random company at the right price and then waited until the very peak, not any earlier and cashed out then!"
>>1087962
>you didn't buy FNMA at $1
>>1087962
>he hasn't invested in the next Apple.
>>1087962
>broke college student
>watched tesla go from 35 to 200+
Fuck, if only I had that opportunity now
MFW my grandfather could have invested $2,000 in Microsoft when they first started out, talking garage status.... but didn't.
>>1087962
A friend of mine sold his buttcoins they where at $6. He's still kicking himself for that.
So better to never have participated than to have screwed up like that, even if you can't predict the future.
>>1088124
This
>>1088146
>invests $2000
>you now own a significant influence
>you have no business acumen and the company eats shit
>>1087973
you were right though, bitcoin really is a scam
it just ended up getting beanie babied and is taking its time to disappear
>>1088123
Holy fuck this is a great post
>>1088270
This anon gets it.
>held $40 in bitcoin at a point where that were about 600 bitcoin
>spent them all
>>1088123
saved
>>1088133
That looks shit as fuck next to bitcoin
>>1088121
Not even memeing but you could've almost doubled your money if you bought ETH a month ago.
>>1087962
Sort of. But "once in a lifetime opportunities" seem to happen every 4 years now. Hell even with cryptos you can get 10x ROI on at least one coin every 6 months
Just gotta keep your eyes peeled
>>1087962
>mfw my fathers father dident sell family company when it was worth ~$200M.
I could have been loaded... Now im just semi rich.
