>tfw solar activity affects trading volume in the stock market
how fucked are we this year /biz/?
not nearly as fucked as your mom was when i dicked her in the asshole last night lmao faggot
>>1080311
the rumors about your mother rob you of credibility, what do you have to say for yourself
>>1080311
This is what happened when I put the frequency of fucking your mom over those two graphs... coincidence? I think not.
>>1080386
Seems like OPs mother's sexual activity is directly linked to major economic events. Therefore we can safely conclude that by monitoring and regulating her mating patterns we can regulate the economy.
>>1080440
Indeed, also her sexual activity is directly correlating with sunspot frequency...
OP does your mom ever go outside and stare at the sun? Is she repelled by moonlight? I think she might be possessed by some kind of sun demon. Wait a minute... Correlation between sunshine and sexual activity; sunshine *AND* sexual activity; "and" in german is "und"; sUN Demon; s UND emon; take away the "und" and you get semon which sounds like semen!! My god it all makes sense
i love you guys
>>1080311
Sounds like babby didn't take a stats course and doesn't know what correlation and causation mean
>>1080386
Kekd
>>1081719
So, building a giant electromagnet to fuck with the sun spots won't have an effect on trading volume?
