How do I make a billion dollars in one day without doing anything
An hero and re roll
Browse 4chan 8 hours a day
>>1071975
Invent facecuck.
>>1072069
lurked all day, nothing happened
Run the fed
> short cmg
> road trip
> rub poop on soda fountain nozzles
> make billions from eColi scare
>>1072238
Holy shit, that's ingenious.
>>1072210
lurk moar
>>1071975
>Average biz post
>>1073805
this t b h
>>1071975
If anyone knew they wouldn't tell you.
Information asymmetry is valuable.
>>1071975
Wait for someone to give you a million dollars a thousand times.
Win the lottery.
>>1074177
Lot a winnery.
eat your own cum
Go to Zimbabwe you could get a billion there pretty easily
>>1071975
>don't do anything.
>>1071975
I hear ethereum is going to take off at any moment.
>>1071975
You don't.
>>1071975
Buy 100 bitcoin, wait 10,000 days.
>>1074828
From WHO? What why
>How do I make a billion dollars in one day without doing anything
Be born with an inheritance and invest in real estate.
>>1071975
>close eyes
>imagine you have billion dollar
>you now have a billion dollar in your own currency
>open eyes
>the billion dollar is on your mind
>get catscan
>scientist can see you have one billion dollar in your brain
>find a backstreet brain surgeon to remove billion dollar
>you now have billion dollar in brains
>>1071975
Become an artist and take a shit in a dumpster and sell it as modern art.
How do I turn $40000 into a billion ?
>>1075382
>How do I turn $40000 into a billion ?
suck 999 960 000 more dicks
