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How do I short against this millennial hype?

>tfw all the big banks and corporations are hyping about millennials "kickstarting the economy with their tech savvy skillz" you know its all BS
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>>1068067
>black girl on the left positions herself out more to block person in back of her
Typical...
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>>1068067
I was trying to pinpoint what they were doing that was so off. Clearly they weren't millenials, but I couldn't put my finger on it. It wasn't the age, the fashion, the pose, the forced assortment, or the far left guy's rapist smile. Those all checked out.

Then it hit me, they were all smiling.
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>>1068082
Also that they're some of the most mediocre/ugly models out there
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>>1068082
>staged photo op
>everyone smiling
Your autism is palpable
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>>1068082
The 90's fashion on some of them makes it look slightly anachronistic as well.
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>>1068067
Disgusting
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>>1068092
>what is a joke
Don't forget your lunchbox, pookie.

>>1068097
That's fair, it is a bit plain.

>>1068089
Amen to that.
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>>1068067
Girl to the left of the nigger is pretty /fa/
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>>1068067

You're saying you think we're in a tech bubble (you're not alone). In bubbles cash are king, however you want to short the market to "Multiply teh gains", which means you should invest in commodities in this non-commodity market.

If shorting Slack.com was that easy, everyone would do it, but you're not Christian Bale and Ryan Gossling isn't your friend so you're gonna have to take risks like every other dipshit who reads google.com/news economy section.
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>>1068082
You and everyone else didn't notice that the guy in front's pants don't fit him in the length at all. Half of his shoe is stepping on it. The girl to his left can't even tie her shoes. Better yet, nobody is wearing the correct sized jeans, other than the first girl on the right.

One girl is wearing some type of astronaut suit pants. smfh. These people are millennial bums.
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