Ayy biz, I'm setting up an etsy selling wooden sex toys I knock up in my garage. I hate the way these hipster artisans talk about themselves and describe their products, but I know that nonsense helps sell your overpriced teak cock rings to people.
How do I do it?
>>1067463
Catfish hard or don't bother.
>>1067482
what is catfish?
>>1067485
Make yourself seem much more attractive than you actually are.
>>1067463
If that's you in the pic then just suck dick for a living. Youl'l make a lot more.
>>1067485
It's like a fingerbox effort.
>>1067463
>making sex toys out of something that can splinter
fuck that.
Make Fucking machines that you pedal or some shit. Make one that's silent. There's a big market for that. Butt stuff has become a meme.
>>1069605
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>wooden sex toys
gross
>>1067463
1. Look at the top sellers
2. Copy them
>>1067463
>splinters in vagina
>old vaginal secretions absorbed into porous wood
>rock maple slamming the cervix
"Destroying America's Vaginas, One Pussy at a Time"
>>1069605
>one that you pedal
>>1067463
Wooden dildos give splinters
>not just making glass sex toys
>much more safe, and even more fun to make
liiiterally upgrade your life
