>Last year
EVERYONE BUY PANDACOIN WAY OF THE FUTURE YOU'LL MAKE MILLIONS
>Amounts to literally nothing
>This year
EVERYONE BUY ETHEREUM WAY OF THE FUTURE YOU'LL MAKE MILLIONS
Why should I believe you assholes
>>1056404
>why should I believe
Who cares dude. Stay poor if you like.
You shouldn't. Before pnd there was like 5 other Cryptos that literally went the same way on this board.
In the end it turned out the devs were scammers in each one, ESPECIALLY pnd.
>>1056405
Literally what was said with darkcoin, pnd and doge. Those exact words.
>>1056406
can you even give me an explanation of what you think ethereum is?
You think 30 core devs and many thousands of open source contributors have been working on the manhattan project of crypto for 2.5 years just to make off with the meagre pocket money 4channers?
Have you lost your critical faculties?
>>1056413
Not specifically off 4chan users but as collateral damage. Why else would there be more shilling and ethereum spam threads than bitcoin spam?
It is exactly as before, dozens of threads created about it daily, constant slogans of "TO THE MOON" "You don't want to be poor do you?"
It's a little different this time, a little more elaborate and intensive to scam even more than previous fake-cryptos but the premise is the same.
Whatever invest in it if you want. I'll be back in a year or so to make threads asking where the Ethereum threads went and why they're so quiet when it falls through.
>>1056419
Im shilling it because i want 4channers in on the ground floor. Im the guy that's been shilling it since last august.
Why? I believe in the project.
If you'd have bought in when I told you, you would have quadrupled your money by today.
instead you're grasping at straws saying it is a scam when you literally cannot find a single piece of evidence.
I laughed at all the idiots buying PND and all those shitcoins too because they WERE scams, and this one isn't. see how that works?
you don't know anything about cryptocurrencies because you're too lazy to investigate. You cannot tell the difference between buzzwords and genuine innovation because you don't understand.
Me trying to explain to you why ethereum is better than PND is like trying to explain why beethoven is better than slim jesus to a llama.
>>1056429
So why don't you just give up then?
Everyone is tired of your shilling. No one is buying it. You never explain anything either, you're incapable of it beyond the buzzwords the devs use on their website. You literally copy it in your explanation or just keep repeating "Buy it, you want to be rich don't you?"
You have yet to explain anything in simple terms or answer questions. Everytime you just get stumped when people ask the hard questions and say "OK be poor then" or "I can't explain it to you because you're an idiot".
Great investment opportunity when you can't even explain to regular people.
>>1056437
Ask me a question, any question i beg you.
>>1056442
Without buzzwords, what makes Ethereum different from everything else?
Without buzzwords, with practical application, why would I ever use Ethereum over USD?
Without deflection, what can one purchase with Ethereum right now? Who and what accepts Ethereum currently?
>>1056450
Well?
>>1056450
>Without buzzwords, what makes Ethereum different from everything else?
The development team has put several hundred man years into development of novel cryptographic systems that underly the way it works. No such effort has been expended with any 2014 era scamcoin.
>Without buzzwords, with practical application, why would I ever use Ethereum over USD?
Ether does not compete with USD as a currency. It is a token which prevents spam on the distributed virtual computer that is the ethereum network. The practical application of the ethereum network is that it allows trustless computation. Anyone with ETH can write a program that will live in the ethereum blockchain and always be there. It acts as a censorship proof 100% available webserver in simple terms
>Without deflection, what can one purchase with Ethereum right now? Who and what accepts Ethereum currently?
Ether is not accepted as money by any shops that I know of, but it certainly has value and can be exchanged on a crypto exchange for any currency you choose. What ether will be spent on is running trustless computations.
I tried my best I hope that wasn't too many "buzzwords" for you.
>>1056476
So basically, it will be useful™?
Too early, maybe once it gets anywhere usable will I invest.
>>1056476
Risking sounding like a retard, how do I go about purchasing ether, just on an exchange?
Or can it be purchased straight from the developers?
>>1056404
dude we were kidding about pnd, it was "buy pnd and short..." I cant remember what we told people to short, some indian biotech company
>>1056484
dont invest as a "commodity" or "investment vehicle" , buy some if you have use for it or leave it alone, thats the difference, no ones trying to pyramid scheme you (well, ok lots of people on /biz/ are) , it has actual purpose
>>1056484
By that time you will have missed out on making a killing. Good luck in life. If you can't see that this revolutionary tech will be at least worth taking a $100 punt on.
>>1056493
You can buy it on exchanges. Try poloniex. It has the biggest liquidity.
Also, i have no idea what country you're from so i cant advise further.
>investing in a private currency
>supported by a bunch of nobody devs
everyone of these cryptocurrencies is just a ponzi scheme and the only ones that get rich are the people that made them. it's all planned and controlled by them. why else would someone make this cryptocurrency bs? obviously they just want to make money off of it. it's a scam. you're investing in nothing
>>1056543
>magnets how do they work?
>>1056548
oh right just so people would throw money at an "exchange" which somehow adds more value to the economy right? you just know those smug devs are laughing at how gullible people are. keep shilling you retard
>>1056548
>implying the devs aren't in it for anything other than the money they steal from gullible people
>>1056535
The UK, does this change anything?
>>1056442
How do I buy Ether? It looks awkward and illiquid
>>1056556
Easiest and quickest way is to use bittylicious. They charge higher premiums because you can buy instantly. You will need to generate an ether wallet to keep ether in.
If you want to go a slower route but get closer to the market rate you can sign up for any cryptocurrency exchange like kraken or poloniex.
>>1056559
Yes you need to invest so much effort that you actually end up creating innovative technology. You fucking potato
>>1056442
Should I still buy in? Takes fucking forever to get verified at kraken
>>1056580
Yes. A faster method is buying bitcoins on localbitcoins. Then using shapeshift.io to convert to ETH. Thats if you really can't wait for kraken.
Any insight on New Economy Movement
Will it be the new bitcoin?
amDoge where r u? :^(
>>1056607
Stay poor and mad faggot. ETH is now worth $2.03 EACH thats 220% MORE than it was january the 5th.
mfw I made a nice profit from PND
Thanks amDOGE, I still love you.
>>1056619
>ETH is now worth $2.03 EACH thats 220% MORE than it was january the 5th.
oh wow rly wow hey sign me up hey cn u buy me sum. kill yourself you poor shill faggot
>>1056633
No coiners really are this salty.
>>1056622
W-what did you sell at?
>TFW got trolled into holding until it fell to 10 satoshis
>>1056404
>ETHEREUM
Such a small market cap, its definitely a pump n dump
>>1056635
Got in at 2 sat then sold most at 14 sat :^)
>>1056634
>"hey guys come buy my shitty cryptocoins so that the ones i have cost a little more"
good one
>>1056641
When did I say that? I would rather you not buy any coins, since you're clearly a pleb and don't deserve to get rich like us smart people. Stay mad (and poor) cunt.
>>1056648
>"hey guys only 'smart' people buy cryptocoins that's why 99% of people who bought them lose money"
kill yourself you fucking retard. you don't even know how cryptocurrency algorithm works
>>1056648
>I don't care if u don't buy them cus ur too stoopid
>Makes dozens of threads shilling the memecoin
If you don't care then can you stop trying to get us to buy it? Go shill it on bitcointalk or something.
>>1056658
>Makes dozens of threads shilling the memecoin
Nah that wasn't him that was me.
>>1056638
>such a small marketcap
>just became second biggest after bitcoin
>>1056658
Naw, they would crucify him on bitcointalk. Cryptocurrency nerds would eat this idiot alive.
>>1056654
>99% of people who bought them lose money
lel no faggot
>you don't even know how cryptocurrency algorithm works
Nice assumptions faggot
>>1056658
>If you don't care then can you stop trying to get us to buy it?
I have never made a single thread on /biz/ shilling any coin. Fucking pleb.
>>1056672
>doesn't refute anything
nice one faggot. let me know when warren buffet invests in your shitty little coin 'cause until then you're calling investors like him "plebs" who "don't deserve to get rich". kill yourself you desperate faggot
>>1056674
Lol warren buffet. The 1970's called they want their meme back.
>>1056676
nobody wants your shitty "coin"
>>1056674
What's there to refute? You made a false statement and cried like a 12 year old girl and expect me to refute what exactly?
Stay poor no coiner I will have the final laugh.
>>1056677
Millions disagree.
>>1056476
Can you expand on what you mean by trustless computation?
Does this etherium network exist as a layer of the internet? If not, what hardware is it hosted on?
>>1056683
He needs to consult the shill herder to give him a good response. Give him a few minutes.
>>1056683
Its ethereum with an E not etherium with an I.
Its not hosted on any central hardware. Thats the beauty of it.
Im mot going to explain how it works in this thread im just going to tell you that it does work.
Go on google and find out sir.
>>1056686
>explain how crytocurrency algorithm works
Which one?
>literally only like 100 people bought any
You just went full retard.
>>1056704
>Which one?
all cryptocurrencies have the same underlying code structure, IDIOT
>>1056702
>He doesn't know
>He shills something he doesn't even know how it works
How unexpected...
>>1056713
You're wrong
>>1056715
What aspect of "how it works" would you like me to explain?
Would you like me to link you to the ethereum white paper? Or do you want to google that by yoursel....fuck it.
https://github.com/ethereum/wiki/wiki/White-Paper
>>1056717
Literally stumped when asked the hard questions. As was predicted...
>ur wrong(2 word responses to questions)
>I'm not going to explain it here but listen to what the devs said(because I do not know but it's in my best interest to get people to buy this coin)
>>1056719
I'd like you to explain it in your own words.
Paraphrase it for us. You certainly wouldn't be shilling you don't understand... Would you?
>>1056727
Ive paraphrased what ethereum is on 4chan so many times google is starting to run out of street names and waterfalls to show me. I don't feel like doing it right now.
Just remember how hard you fought against it when ethereum is at $1000.
>>1056734
>when ethereum is at $1000
you mean when ethereum is at $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 :^)
>>1056734
Reminds me of the "it's heading to the moon" with pnd/doge and "Soon 150,000 merchants will accept PND" slogans. Oh and it zounds nearly identical to the "Bitcoin will be $10,000 in 2014/5" meme.
Hit us up when Ethereum is actually usable for anything. Until then we would all appreciate it if you could stop shilling it.
>>1056741
Seems like maybe you should stay out of these threads then.
>>1056741
mfw it looks like you fell for the PND meme and now have immense trust issues
>trustless computation
What you're saying is that I can pay money to some random guy on the internet, so that I can calculate how much 2+2 is ON THE DISTRIBUTED SECURE P2P CLOUD OMFG!!!1!!
If I was so interested in trustless computation, I would buy discrete transistors and make my own processor. It's cheaper in the long run.
>>1056787
Yes but no one else will know about it so your little home made computer will not be able to run distributed applications.
Whats the quickest way to buy BTC/Ethereum. I have Payoneer USD funds
Got $1200 USD, WANT TO BUY SOME ETHEREUM. HOW THE FUCK?? they make it so hard
>>1056828
>>1056828
> Buy Bitcoin
>go to Exchange
>buy Ethereum
>>1056850
Where can I buy bitcoin with a Credit card though? Trying to find a place that will accept it.
>>1056404
Does anyone here know of anyone that put significant money (over a few hundred) into PND?
I'd love to find out what happens to these people and their money once a SHITcoin does the death spiral and eventually succumbs.
I'm morbidly fascinated in this end cycle.
>>1056429
>Why? I believe in the project.
Said ANYONE with a financial stake in a business, EVER.
They'll never come out and directly say that it is personally profitable, but they deeply, passionately BELIEVE in it.
Horsecock, total horsecock mate.
>>1056856
Use Localbitcoins.com and find a trusted seller.
>>1056882
They're wanting ~$600aud per coin. $420 USD each
>>1056406
amDOGE was a scammer?
>>1056865
They lose their money or scavenge as much of it as possible?
Lol what do you think happens
It's already too late to get in.
>>1056918
Not 100% sure who of devs was scammer but read thread on bitcointalk. A few of the devs were pretty much proven as scammers(just short of a literal confession) and who knows else was.
>>1056404
Wolong n friends created ethereum.
>>1056922
Their accounts just vanish or do their PND holdings just become increasingly small with more and more zeros after the decimal place?
What the fuck I kept all my BTC on cryptsy and now Big Vern jewed me out of them.
>>1056929
No it still exists of course.
They still have 10,000,000,000 imaginary currency it's just worth nothing and literally no one buys any of it. At that point it gets delisted from all the exchanges and it becomes a forgotten memory.
>>1056937
Lol, that's so sad.
I remember reading the pitiful story of some coinfag who bought into dividend paying coins released by Vault of Satoshi back when they were around, and their desperate posts on Reddit when they realized that only like 30 people bought those things, and there's virtually no market for them, no trading since the only exchange shut down etc.
That was a pretty good scheme on behalf of Vault of Satoshi.
>>1056942
So ETH coin fags, humour me.
Here I am, in Canada, where do I even buy these things? Who trades them and why would anyone trade them if they have no commercial utilization?
>>1056946
Go on kraken it's literally a canadian exchange.
>>1056946
>Here I am, in Canada, where do I even buy these things? Who trades them and why would anyone trade them if they have no commercial utilization?
No one does yet.
It's value is artificial currently, only caused by people being """hyped""" about it's future """""technological advances"""""".
It will just be useful in the future(tm) and will be THE FUTURE OF MONEY(tm, registered trademark only lawful use is allowed tm)
>>1056741
Hahhahahahahhha shill defeated
>>1056961
Im still here and getting richer. You're still here and just as poor as you were yesterday. Who's defeated?
>>1056956
>>1056951
>>1056949
So a bad Bitcoin clone with even less public awareness and commercial use?
Sounds like a promising pump and dump. Where do I buy this shit without having to buy a Bitcoin out of the trunk of some nigger in the streets via LocalBitcoin or without spending 3 days to verify and register my shit.
>>1056968
Grats bro. You're rich off a currency that has no uses currently, you can only offload it onto the next idiot who buys into the bs.
>>1056961
Instead of trying to "defeat" someone you never met over the internet why don't you just buy ethereum?
>>1056973
You can buy it on all reputable cryptocurrency exchanges. Hurry though supplies are running low.
>>1056668
Lololl ikr
>>1056973
>So a bad Bitcoin clone with even less public awareness and commercial use?
As all altcoins shilled on this board and well everywhere.
Literally 0 uses, only future(tm) promises. That's the most damning attribute of them all, NONE of them have anything RIGHT NOW. It's always "we are close/working on/almost there".
If you are smart(unless you want to speculate and get in super-early) the only time (if ever) to invest in cryptocurrencies is when they begin to have legitimate uses. When people start accepting and overwhelmingly using them. Until then you just have empty memes.
Following this logic PND was suppose to be the greatest, bestest crypto in the world because they were """""CLOSE""""""" to having over 150k merchants using it!!! ----- What happened in the end? Nothing - no one - nada Accepted or used PND. Same with Darkcoin, dogecoin, all those other memay coins.
>>1056968
I own 160$ worth of eth at 60cents.
I'm just enjoy the fact that you shills have no real information of why it's going up besides durrrrrr buy it.
I'm surprised non of you said that the 49 banking cartel RCE3 or some retarded shit has the highest chance adopting ethereum and factom. Nor the fact its going to be pos in months from now, or when blythe masters talk about *the block chain* they mean ethereum.
>>1056983
"I'm telling you. People come and go in this forest, and they say. 'It's only Eeyore, so it doesn't count.' They walk to and fro saying 'Ha Ha!'. But do they know anything about A? They don't. It's just three sticks to them. But to the Educated - mark this, little Piglet - to the Educated, not meaning Poohs and Piglets, it's a great and glorious A. Not," he added, "just something that anybody can come and breathe on."
Piglet stepped back nervously, and looked round for help.
>>1056978
What the fucking shit you are a shill.
*suppplies are running low* oh fucking god do you copy and paste your script for creating fomo?
>>1057008
>He literally has nothing to say, completely stumped he has given up
>"Just buy it already stop asking questions!"
>>1057010
What will you say to your future children when they ask you why you didnt buy ethereum when you had the chance?
>>1056702
So you're just spouting bs, got it
>>1057014
What will you say to your future children when they ask you why you didnt buy [RANDOM PENNYSTOCK THAT I HAVE A STRONG POSITION IN] when you had the chance?
Huh? Better buy now! The train is going choo choo, buy it already so i can sel- I mean ride this gravy train to the moon!
>>1057019
Remain poor. I dont care just don't say i didnt tell you about it.
>>1057023
You have very limited understanding of the potential of cryptocurrencies. We're talking about financial black swan events here.
>>1057029
>You have very limited understanding of the potential of cryptocurrencies. We're talking about financial black swan events here.
You seem to also have a very limited understanding because you are incapable of explaining anything when confronted with real questions.
>>1056978
>Hurry though supplies are running low.
Yeah, fuck off m8.
I realize it's a pump and dump and I'm only in for the ride.
Now that I'm invested I demand you do even more shilling, especially on Reddit, since you're working on behalf of MY money.
Now go out there and shill until we can bloat this fucker up to $20 per Shitcoin. I'm gonna makes thousands.
Isn't it so much more refreshing when someone like me is honest about my intentions?
>>1056978
>supplies are running low
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>>1057014
I do have ethereum you fucktard, learn to read you pathetic shit tier shill.
I bought it at a price where even it did drop to 1 dollar Id still make 40% profit.
>>1057036
>Open up Kraken
>Wants verification and document scans to upload any money
>Get through all the bullshit
>Go to fund account with CAD
>Options are EFT through.... VOgogogo
>What in the fuck.png
>Have to sign up with some bogus payment processing bullshit to send any sort of money
>They don't even have a physical location
>All of the menus and websites are these stupid looking mobile phone layouts with vague, stupid descriptions and simplistic logos for retarded Millenials
Goddammit, this is so stupid. It will never be anything more than a pump and dump.
>>1057036
Whatever dude. You should join in the shilling I've shilled this shit so hard ive literally become a shill.
>>1057078
>Goddammit, this is so stupid. It will never be anything more than a pump and dump.
Anything spammed repeatedly on multiple 4chan boards will never be more than a pump and dump.
There is a thread in /g/ about Ethereum and it has the guy shilling in this thread copy-pasting the EXACT same responses and posts there.
I'm sure there's also a few in /pol/, /r9k/, etc.
>>1057078
There are more avenues than just kraken. If you can't even work out how to buy ethereum you might as well stay poor and watch from the sidelines.
>>1057083
Nah man, I'll let you guys do the shilling.
I'll pay you 50 ETH for every time the value raises by 0.10 USD.
>>1057086
Thats me i started that thread, you dont get it its just me, i single handedly did all of this literally every single ethereum post is just me.
>>1057093
Sweet man im drunk so i accept your offer
>>1057090
There are more avenues than just kraken.
yeah, except they're all the same.
Only other option is getting a Shitcoin from some sketchy local dealer, and I'm never going to pay anyone 500-600 Canadian for a fucking worthless Bitcoin. Not a chance.
Kraken at least allows you to do a direct CDN/ETHshit swap.
>>1057100
Get bitcoins. However you do it doesnt matter. You're a grown ass man with an internet connection in a first world country. Just GET BTC
Then use shapeshift to convert to ether.
If an equivalent of bittylicious in your country use that. Bittylicious is UK only though.
>>1057107
>Just GET BTC
Um. No. Not putting a cent into that steaming heap of feces.
>>1057111
Alright dont buy ether then.
>>1057111
>Bitcoin. Not putting a cent into that steaming heap of feces.
> Wants to buy Ether
>>1056404
You shouldn't believe them. The people pushing this shit are the spiritual children of those in the 90's who spent thousands on Beanie Babies because they were so sure they would hold their "value"
>>1057124
Clueless
>>1057126
Yes they are. History has shown over and over again how financial optimism mixed with pipe dream new ideas results in failure.
But... they will learn their lesson like the tulip collectors did, when all of their money is lost and they realize that these BS crypto currencies are just a ponzi scheme.
this thread is hilarious! so many people buying ETH
>>1057137
>ponzi scheme
If it's a ponzi scheme then it's a good job we're getting in so early.
>>1057118
Ether still has steam as a pump and dump.
BTC is a relic and only inflated in price but the millions of neckbeards who are too bitter to cash out and accept a capital loss.
Kind of ironic that this nocoiner started the best ETH shill thread I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDY0s_e3n34
If you honestly cant differentiate between panda and ethereum, dont bother, just go work at mcdonalds.
>>1056405
/thread
I buy then price tanks, bout right
>>1056405
shill so hard
>>1057708
The price is hovering around $2.20
Just wait for that buy pressure to build up, give europe a chance to get over their hangovers from saturday night and have some marmite on toast....we'll be back on the pump in no time. You impatient cunt.
>>1057708
Oh that means it is a pump and dump lol
Sounds like you put in 50$+ worth, if it drops immediately after you buy it's botted.
>>1057847
Yes im sure his $50 buy affected a market with a quarter of the volume of bitcoin itself. He's just being a faggot.
Anyway ethereum has still a long long way to go UP. It's only just starting to wake up now. Just twitching
