>start new consulting job
>all my coworkers are muslim
>literally me and the boss are the only white guys here
>plot twist: boss has a muslim wife
What do /biz/? I'm afraid i might be converted to the other side if I stick around too long
tell them you like beer too much
>>1055977
>shitskins only hiring their brand of shitskins
I'm sick of this racism.
>>1055977
you are already on their side, else you wouldn't be taking an islami job. also how much does ISIS pay for consulting services?
Yell "allahu ackbar" and blow yourself up, killing dozens of potential terrorists.
>>1055977
Leave a drawing of Muhammad in the break room, start putting slices of ham in random places
>>1055977
Leave before the probation period ends, make sure you leave on friendly terms though
>>1055977
>working with animals
bail and find another job, they'll fuck you over sooner than later.
Eat bacon for lunch everyday.
>>1056265
damnn edgelord
