Hey /biz/, I need a loan of $2,500 but I have no credit. What's the best way to go about this?
>i know op meet a local guy get him to give you 2,500 and then buy some vaseline etc...
stop
time to get blacked
>>1050350
Easiest/fastest way would have to be selling your eternal soul to Lucifer.
>inb4 haha v funny b8
This really does work, I did it and within a week I had acquired moderate success in the art world.
>sold an abstract impressionist piece for €52,000
This isn't for the faint of heart though as you will live a life of the damned.
>found out a month and a half ago I'm infertile
>my cat died/was killed shortly after I sold my 4th piece (found her in 6 seprate places around my house)
>>1050357
Back to /x/ you go.
>>1050357
Remember, you must always suffer for your art
No exceptions
>>1050376
Reminds me of a quote I like and find accurate. "There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed" -E. Hemingway
>>1050350
Suck horse cock one anon made like 5k a pop doin that
