Hey guys, califag here...
I literally just won the powerball
what do I do?
I'll help you.
For a million dollars.
>>1041423
proof
>>1041423
Please, gimme atleast 0.1% of that
>>1041423
Don't tell anyone especially faggots on chinese cartoon board.
can I have free money?
>>1041423
Don't tell people. Dont be too flashy about it for a while.
>>1041423
Its the "uncle who molested me left me millions meme"
Except retrofitted for /biz/
Prepare to see this every powerball
>>1041446
in ca you are made public if you win
There are currently about 53 people on the internet, claiming they won the powerball.
>>1041676
You can hire a lawyer and have them claim the winnings for you. But whoever won is going to be a dumbass and announce it and will be broke within 5 years maybe 10
>Everyone you ever knew or will ever know will see you as nothing more than a walking sack of cash they can take from
If I won the lottery I'd start by developing a serious drug habit.
Well then, you've come to the right chip warmer incubator.
Hello venture capital~
>>1041734
The winner is in Chino Hills, which is a rich neighborhood. Might be someone who grew up with money and knows how to handle it.
>>1041423
move to texas with me and let's take courses and classes on firearm safety and self-defense and join the local militia.
