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Interview thread 2016-01-11 15:10:23Post No. 1036820
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Interview thread Anonymous 2016-01-11 15:10:23 Post No. 1036820 [Report]

So tell us a little about yourself anon, why should Chan corp hire you?

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Anonymous 2016-01-11 15:11:32 Post No.1036821
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 15:11:32 Post No.1036821 [Report]

>who i am
>how hungry i am
>what i can do for your company
>what would happen if you don't hire me

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:27:19 Post No.1037619
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:27:19 Post No.1037619 [Report]

There's one more thing you need to know about me.
*chugs bottle of hot sauce*
I can handle the heat.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:35:05 Post No.1037635
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:35:05 Post No.1037635 [Report]

It's my world, and every mothafuckin thing in it; that's including your asshole too. Stupid ass house nigga.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:41:21 Post No.1037648
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:41:21 Post No.1037648 [Report]

>>1037619

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I READ THIS BEFORE?

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:42:53 Post No.1037649
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:42:53 Post No.1037649 [Report]

>>1037648
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2vdwtw/

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:54:02 Post No.1037675
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 00:54:02 Post No.1037675 [Report]

>>1037619
>>1037648
>>1037649
reddit niggers pls go

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 01:01:30 Post No.1037685
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 01:01:30 Post No.1037685 [Report]

>>1037675
You, I like you.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 03:22:00 Post No.1037950
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 03:22:00 Post No.1037950 [Report]

>>1036820
Because I will fuck your wife in front of you if I don't get the job. Alternatively, if that's your thing, I will fuck your wife in front of you if I do get the job.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 03:25:27 Post No.1037952
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 03:25:27 Post No.1037952 [Report]

I did (job description) for (previous company) and was fired for embarrassing my previous boss by doing his job better than him

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 13:39:51 Post No.1038432
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>>1036820
I'll bring my own knee pads, but you'll have to s-supply the mouth wash.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 15:20:09 Post No.1038525
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>>1036820

well, because

I NEED MONEY

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:47:00 Post No.1038970
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:47:00 Post No.1038970 [Report]

I have what are called
"flexible"
morals.
And I know people who can take all the blame.
And I can fuck with China markets.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 22:03:24 Post No.1039000
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 22:03:24 Post No.1039000 [Report]

>>1036820

I'll kill you if you don't.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 22:34:44 Post No.1039062
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>>1036820
well as stated in my resume i have my A+ certification, i am a self taught programer, and have experience working in the tech field.
as im sure you know hiring an IT professional can be an asset to the company that ensures the business can run smoothly

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 23:08:59 Post No.1039103
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 23:08:59 Post No.1039103 [Report]

Well I'm a chink and since you already have a nigger, a ginger, a woman and a faggot in your company I think I'll fit right in!