How would you make 50,000 dollars?
>Your budget is 1000 dollars.
>You have 3 months to make it.
>No drug selling.
>No hookers.
>Go.
Go to work for 3 months. That was easy.
I know how but I'm going to do it myself rather than tell the competition.
Risk reward pay off for 1k into 50k suggests your anal cavity will be destroyed by the end of the 3 months.
>>1015450
Suck 49,000 dicks for a dollar each
figuring you could get the average guy to come in 5 minutes with your oral technique, that works out to 288 clients in a 24 hour day
We'll assume each month has 30 days giving you a total of 90 days to reach your goal. That works out to 25,920 clients in a 3-month period, doing absolutely nothing but sucking dick for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and subsisting on semen and water
Given that you'd need 49,000 dollars by the end, this means youll need to charge approximately $1.89/blowjob to meet your goal.
To get more realistic, we'll assume you need 8 hours of sleep per night, and perhaps a total of 2 extra hours per day for meals. This leaves you with only 14 hours per day to orally satisfy men, reducing your clients per day to 168, or 15,120 in a 90-day period. At this rate, you would instead need to charge approximately $3.25/blowjob to hit your goal.
Of course, none of this takes into account the learning rates that would come into play as you get better and better at servicing clients orally with your rapidly improving technique, and is a ballpark estimate at best.
Good luck, anon.
>>1015473
but you forget that he needs to get clients. i mean it should be no problem to find a few hundred dicks to suck, but 49000? you will need to hire a sales person to reach that many clients. lets say you hire someone for 2k/month. you have to earn 55000 now, therefore you have to raise prices. OP should also consider to invest in some good kneepads
>>1015450
Buy a gun and a balaclava.
Rob OP for his tendies money every day.
>>1015473
OP already sucks cock for free, so he won't need a learning curve and he already has existing clientele. He just needs to woman up and start asking for money. If he brings in his skank mom to help him make money he could charge half as much, or alternatively they could take turns, or they could even make $100k a month.
>>1015588
This is just a joke from Silicon Valley.
>>1015665
>OP already sucks cock for free
Damn, if he charged $1 per suck, he'd already be sitting pretty on 50k!
>>1015450
It is nearly imposible in legal ways or lucky shit like casinos or lottey.
