Starting next monday as an HR assistant. It's my first "real" job outside of sucking ronald McDick cock, what can I expect?
Also,tips?
You've been promoted. You can now suck dick while having your dick sucked. enjoy your newfound place on the dick sucking ladder.
>>1001684
>HR
>>1001700
toptimus kek
>>1001684
>HR
wrong place, buddy.
wrong place.
>>1001684
You're basically not going to do anything but find reasons to shit on hard workers and occasionally actually stop a bad worker from getting in.
Good job.
>>1001837
r u a grill?
Social retards will shit on you because HR would never see them for the special snowflakes they are
>>1001837
Basically, you have to fuck other people up for not meeting standards that may or may not make sense.
I've never had to deal with an HR department personally, but I've heard stories ranging from 'they were totally cool' to 'I fucking hate HR'.
Regardless, as long as you're making money, who cares if you're a merc, an HR person, or someone /biz/ respects?
>HR
You better hope that things like karma or hell dont exist. Fuck you.
I'm an hr director, ride the fence between employees and management so you can sleep at night but remember who you ultimately work for.
>>1001837
If you don't mind everyone hating the fuck out of you, then it's the perfect job.
