Waifu claiming thread.rattle editionClaim your Waifu/HusbandoNo oversexualised contentdiscuss/insultchain
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Waifu claiming thread.
rattle edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
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>>695394283
we picked up a massive new account, 1900-2000 locations, and i was given some wrong information on how to deal with some of their signals and no one corrected me, so i was fucking stuff up for weeks.
the supervisor who told me made it sound like my manager was going to fire me; spoke with my other supervisor the other night, and he said she was mad, but not enough to fire me
go in tonight expecting the ass chewing of the century, ends up being a 2 minute conversation and everything's back to normal
>>695394297
I know I can't wait!
What are you studying?
>>695394520
How are you?
>>695394297
Ohhhh! Was an odd way of sayin it!
>>695394428
Damn. Mine are royal purple. They look 10/10. Maybe I'll put em full blast and take a pic.
The usual.
Worst bake
>>695394272
You do! Then you act tsundere!
Its not korbo
Claimed
>>695394837
Mech-e . Engineers rule
Tristana claimed
>>695394752
Oh, so everything is not that bad?
That's good.
Also, what do you so for a living?
>>695394929
Usual greeting
>>695395257
Balls
>>695395297
>Its not korbo
Yes it is.
>>695394944
best bake
>>695394929
the usual usual?
>>695394837
im alright, just living the usual
you?
>>695395297
what is it then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_1u3nFTp4
>>695395368
Holo or Horo
>>695395355
Fuck off mai
>>695394944
No I do not! If i acted tsun, wouldn't I have to like it first off?!
>>695395456
Those are some nice feet
>>695395487
Mai did 9/11 and the holocaust.
>>695395516
Face it, you're a tsun!
>>695395567
Mi Liu did 9/11
>>695395456
Why does everyone hates this specific image? It's just another crappy furry one.
>>695395456
THIS FUCKING RIGHTEOUS FUCKING NIGGER, MI LIU, IS DOING THIS SHIT!
MI LIU YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>>695395332
Screws
>>695395332
Reputation will take some time to build back, but i'm not in hot water anymore as far as I know
I work for Stanley Black and Decker in their alarm monitoring devision, basically I sit at a computer and dispatch the police and wake people up in the middle of the night to tell them that I dispatched the police
I'm cleaning my house for the first time in...weeks?
found a bunch of mouldy food under some dirty clothes
I'm officially that guy
>>695395616
I am not! This conspiracy is getting out of hand.
Everyone type in the chat: Mi liu is a stupid nigger.
>>695395683
I'm not a fucking furry you faggot
>>695395665
everyone loves it
>>695395825
yes you are you figgit
>>695395332
>Usual rattling
>>695395368
The usual usual usual.
>Rattles
>>695395326
Engineering buddies!
>>695395368
Basically the same
>>695395717
How are you?
>>695395737
Yeah, so just be a bit careful for the next month or two
Sounds kind of boring to be honest, but I'm sure you have a few interesting stories from it
Holy shit! I'm not the neatest person but I don't leave food out
>>695395964
Kys newfig
Perfection.
>>695396037
Fuck off mai
>>695396020
no u
>>695396109
Nou
Fucking ponies, shitting up the thread
>>695395773
Don't correct, embrace, and then disprove through action
Mind you, your neck still requires some support; I'd be happy to help
>>695395997
We will be kingz and stuff and things
>>695396159
How's the day for ya
>>695395997
That's the plan, going back to being the perfect worker that made everyone love me in the first place
yea, people do some crazy shit, I've had more than one person drive vehicles through the fronts of stores to break in, we had some guys go through the ceiling of a pawn shop last week and steal a bunch of guns, cops caught 2 guys, 3 got away
I usually don't either, but I don't remember the last time I did dishes or laundry
>>695396148
Fuck off Mi Liu
>>695396363
Not even me, gicktard
>>695395968
Edh night was pretty fun, I almost got to do some pretty gross stuff with my mazirek deck, a diabolic edict with a butcher of malakir and an It That Betrays, but someone, the asshole who only plays mizziks, blew everyone out with a replicated miracle bonfire of the damned
>>695396159
That's good, any plans for the week?
>>695396323
And own the assholes who bullied us in highschool!
Fuck you Greg!
>>695396335
Shit, breaking into a store that sells guns? Pretty ballsy
That's not a good thing...
You now realize that there is literally this one guy who spends 18 hours a day 7 days a week on /b/ making Waifu Claiming Threads.
How does this make you feel?
>>695396323
But I don't know how to disprove it when it's already being disproven!
>>695396673
Indifferent.
>>695396624
Ah always a bummer to have a big game end by burn.
Oh well though.
>>695396673
i would like to thank him for his service :^)
>>695396624
>I almost got to do some pretty gross stuff with my mazirek deck, a diabolic edict with a butcher of malakir and an It That Betrays, but someone, the asshole who only plays mizziks, blew everyone out with a replicated miracle bonfire of the damned
what that mean
I want to be abused by Katja sama and then save her when she's in trouble only to be abused more because of her embarrassment. Is something wrong with me? Also claimed
Claimed
>>695396870
what the hell is the point of creating a transparent image when YOU PUT YOUR WATERMARK ON IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
clmd
>>695396624
yea, people do some crazy shit
yea, everything blends together when you work all night and are strung out all day
>>695396738
Well, I was about to do a bunch of gross stuff, basically be in magical Christmas land so I was a bit salty
>>695396758
Its about Magic the Gathering. Nerd shit.
>>695396929
~I know a way you could eat me~
>>695397035
Any other dumbest things people have done?
Have you just been using dirty plates and wearing the same clothes?
>>695397084
That's lame
https://youtu.be/tuYwAB9p8Lk
>>695397321
I dindunuffin i swear
>>695396624
Blel, fucking Greg that tool
>>695396715
It's a long process since you're way of disproving is instead proving it. Patience my strangle lacking friend, patience
Anyways off to running! It's been a blast everyone
>>695397206
no homo though
>>695397461
>>695397461
best poster.
It's High Boom
>>695397321
Crispy
>>695397436
Enjoy your run!
>>695397461
Full homo though
>>695397360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFf0dYfbzc
>>695397407
I'm mad at you
>make me not mad
>>695397206
I wear a shirt and tie to work, so just been re-wearing undershirts, eating stuff that doesn't need plates
when my supervisor was an operator he had a couple of 12 year olds with a handgun on a video account, he still has the video saved, it's hilarious. I once had a guy smash out the front window of a big lots, run inside, and steal 3 blankets and nothing else. the other week I had someone smash through the wall of a sport's authority into their cash office and break into the safe, 99% chance it was an inside job
>>695397788
>kisses
My waifu will always be Nui. Literally perfect for me. We are similar in many ways that's why she is perfect.
Well that was no sleep
>>695397992
You both are annoying and have no arms?
>>695397985
>you're mine only
>>695397858
So you arent completely disgusting then, good
What happens in the video?
Sometimes you need those blankets man
>>695398069
Good, sleep is for the weak
>>695398121
Shots fired
>>695397776
https://youtu.be/WEbYfzhYQo4
I really enjoyed this one.
>>695398139
>>695397985
Wew there lads
>>695398277
>>695398338
You cant go wrong with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03dJCwg_ibg
>>695398209
I need it. Im on a long ass week and I need to somehow prep for a massive week next week.
>>695398452
I want to pet the cat.
>>695398209
yea, dishwasher's going now, got laundry collected
just a couple 12 year olds running around with a handgun, trying to open up doors at an equipment rental location
I guess so, seeing as he broke into the same big lots 3 more times to steal more blankets. the legend of the Blanket Bandit lives on.
Going to get food. BBS
>>695397206
Magical christmas land is a nice place to be. Always a bummer to get shut out of it.
I had a game where i spawned ~100 100/100 oozes, only to have someone board wipe that turn. Sad day.
>>695398121
Well I'm extremely annoying or so others say....
I still have my arms which is a nice thing.
>>695398494
Try warm milk?
>>695398579
HOLY SHIT HE HAS DONE THIS OTHER TIMES!
Blankets aren't even expensive
>>695398588
That's why my Rith runs a Rootborn Defenses and Avycan, for the board wipes that will totally happen
Enjoy the food
>>695398685
So you are both made of fabric, and are annoying?
>>695397985
>>695398139
Gay.
>>695398513
I want to pet the yuri.
>>695397436
But I'm not proving anything other than how stubborn and annoying I can be!
Have fun with your run!
In other news, bike is all shiny and clean now!
>>695399133
You may pet the yuri.
While I touch the cow.
>>695398993
yup, at least 5 times total at 2 different big lots in georgia
>>695399208
Consensual mutual petting.
>>695399133
My new least favorite exercise is bicycle crunches, not fun
>>695399301
I would have guessed Florida, since that's where dumb shit like this happens on a regular basis
>>695399363
Lewd
>>695398993
Im an hour away from my alarm. No point in trying.
>>695399189
I need to put mine in for a service. Got a big one looming.
>>695399363
>low impact consensual cuddling
>>695399363
Yes, sounds very good.
>>695399293
Fuck off erper
>>695399545
Oh boy, what's wrong with it?
>Decided I'm gunna change the oil next week
Claimed.
How is everyone doing this fine evening?
>>695399489
Yeah that's one of those things that hits you immediately.
>>695399545
Tender hand holding.
>>695399624
Glad we're on the same page.
>>695399710
An cute!
>give me a smile
>>695399489
to be fair, it was southern georgia
a lot of our actual break-ins come from texas and california
>>695399545
Chug energy drinks and coffee
>>695399713
Good, how are you?
>>695399872
Anaerobics in general really
>>695399932
Close enough
Where do you live?
>>695399879
Not cute!
>
>>695400064
Hey there Fran, how was your day? Cookanything lately?
>>695400064
Minnesota, the alarm centre is in Plymouth, about 40 minutes north of the twin cities
>>695400083
This is why you're cute!
>>695398513
Are you gay or something?
>>695399489
>florida
>dumbshit
Y dood
>>695400321
Yes, gay and dangerous.
>>695399713
Oppai, I am good, how are you?
>>695400170
>>695400321
What are you, not gay or something?
>>695400400
Those 400400 dubs tho
>>695400260
Just some Mac and cheese with bacon, a Wisconsin classic
>>695400265
Oh, another Northerner
>>695400400
You know I'm right when I say the south is the garbage can of the south
>>695400426
>Gay and dangerous
Just my type
>>695400611
born and raised, ice in the veins
>>695400400
florida sucks noodles
>>695400426
I knew it.
>>695400611
Sounds nice. You from Wisconsin, or just felt like some Wisonsin cuisine?
>>695400782
I'm a transfer, born in Memphis and moved to Green Bay 5 years ago. Woefully unprepared
>>695400835
^
>>695400315
What is?!
>>695398452
https://youtu.be/r6qt_70iGk4
You can't go wrong with any Fallout song.
>>695400426
Yaoiyuri.
>>695400996
Is it nice in green bay? I think I heard that they are getting some heat. But I might be wrong.
>>695401192
Kek.
(I'm bi though)
>>695400782
No
It has beaches and strawberries and oranges
>>695400611
Fak u
>>695400996
pft, they like to complain about the cold and snow a lot more there, here we just grin and bear it, it was warm last winter, only hit like -15
>>695401316
>bi
Make up your mind?
>>695400916
No worries. I'm into that.
>>695399710
Tyre walls are nearly flat while middle is still alright, oil needs a change, brake fluid, chain needs a tighten, clutch needs to be looked at and the clutch and brake handles need a checking.
>>695399872
Mild door holding
>>695400064
If that were an option. Nothings open at 5am.
>>695401358
>Smirnoff
>fucking pleb
>>695401453
The gay and dangerous was a joke.
>>695401316
I mean who here isn't?
>>695401539
but you said you were bi?
This is my new waifu., i call it NyaruKory
>>695401647
Decent, but not good enough.
>>695401637
Because I am bi.
>>695401547
I guess some people aren't.
>>695401502
Are you sure? :^)
>>695401292
By heat if you mean upper 80s
It's a nice place, but the winter is killer
>>695401358
I'm just saying it is famous for some less than savory people
>>695401375
We don't normally complain till it hits -30, but a few years ago it was -50 for a week straight
>>695401503
Any at your house or the restaurant?
>>695401547
Me. Fully gay
>>695401751
But he is mine!
Oh Hanako
I got a surprise for you~
>>695401547
I'm not, sadly.
>>695401503
>Flat at the walls
>Will never know that feel because no good twisties near me where I can get low
Also, should ask them about new clutch cables so yours stops freezing.
>Not doing your own oil change
You have a standard with no fairings in the way, there is no excuse not to do it yourself!
>>695401751
Whats wrong with it?
>>695401358
and niggers, and illegals, and crime, and humidity, and weird insects, and alligators
alligators are dinosaurs for christ's sake
>>695401791
yea, it's pretty much the same here, except we all make fun of your state
>>695402041
Gee I wonder who could it be behind this post.
>>695401676
Gay.
>>695401789
They're missing out.
>>695401791
Gayer.
>>695401874
Homuhomo.
>>695401547
Well me.
>>695401789
Well, I just got done with a 'romantic' poke-walk, so I would do anything right now.
>>695401789
How bi?
>>695401942
Alligators are awesome
>niggers
I live in a black neighbourhood
>>695402137
100% not who you're thinking of
>>695401938
Exactly
>>695401942
And we make fun of the Yoopers
>>695402142
Just don't like the female figure in that way
>>695402209
Calm down, Miho.
>>695401791
>upper 80s
That's not too bad I guess. I usually get around 18 C over here.
Is the winter bad enough that you need a generator, or does it not snow much?
>>695402142
Homunothomo.
>>695402246
That's disappointing for me. I will have to commend you on your great choice though.
>>695401874
Right :^)
>>695402175
Oh wow, lewd.
>>695402209
Bi is enough to describe how much.
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