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She said YES :)
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ask her to fart to give you a clue
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>>695358409
>>695358409
She said yes to another McDonalds run?
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>>695358409
Yeah looks like she's said 'Yes' a few too many times. She should try saying 'No thank you, I've had plenty' some time.
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I was gonna make fun of you, but having a person that cares already puts you above me
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>>695358748
>>695358640
jealous fags detected.
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>>695358409
She's just thinking about the cake
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>>695358640
She doesn't run anywhere
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>>695358976
Wew lad, I have a hot normal weight gf. How big is that ring? kek
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>>695358976
That ring is, literally, never coming off her finger.
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good god, these things will breed. hopefully her morbidly obese body will just cause her to have miscarriages.
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>>695358883
then let me do it bro
OP your gf is fad and you could do better just like me
gorgeous red head with a firm and fit body
take fucking that you sad piece of shit
Im even sure that you dont have anyone care about you op and thats the reason why you make fun of this disgusting couple in your pick
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>tfw when that guy jabbing his dick into her flab is more action than 90% of /b/ will ever get
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>>695358981
you're gonna need to make that figure a lot fuckin bigger mate
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>>695359248
as you guys can see english languague is main by me
Fucktards
I dont even know
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>>695359066
Its not a ring, its a bracelet.
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>>695359150
still getting gonna laid for the rest of my life faggot. you will always be a virgin tho
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>>695358409
Look at her poor feet, having to withstand all that mass...
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>>695358976
I'm curious, what exactly did you think /b/'s response to this would be? You could have posted this anywhere, facebook, reddit, your own blog... but you chose to post it here, accompanied by that picture. How is our response in any way surprising?
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Which ocean did you find her beached at?
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>>695359379
you're going to get laid on and suffocate.
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>>695358409

I don't think he's proposing, I think he's trapped in her gravitational field...
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>>695358409
To cake?
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>>695358409
She obviously didn't say yes to a salad
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>>695359391
obviously i posted it on FB fool. i'm just the happiest man on earth and want everyone to know
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>>695358409

Congrats, Anon. Let us know what brand of 600 thread count satin bed sheet she picks out for the dress.
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>>695358409
You are going to need a bigger boat...and a bigger cake.
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I am proud of you OP. Also noted your black coloured nails.... Bit gay.
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>>695359378
maximum zozzle
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>>695358409
to getting a whopper at burger king?
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>>695359540

Have you had a recent eyesight test?
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>>695358976

Not going to lie, I like this design.

Turn those into .25 VVS1 diamonds for a total of 1ct and a nicer pearl.
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>>695358409
>merica

Why americans are so fat and disgusting?
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Oh shit I haven't even found a Snorlax yet, where'd you get yours /b/ro?

>plucking that low-hanging fruit
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>>695358409

Her armrolls' armrolls have armrolls . . .
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>>695358409
those painted nails are super edgy
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>>695358409
Pretty good bait. Going to give this one a 6/10. You are too eager. Still, nice job overall.
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>>695359659

Not all of us are. Just way too many. I hate it even more than you do because I live here and have to see them in person.
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>>695359659
it's mainly the south, midwest and niggers. it's due to poor education/low intelligence.
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>>695359638
why
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>>695359318
>>695359378
>>695358640
>>695359522
>>695359573
>>695359618

The banter is off the charts.
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>>695358409
This makes me happy, showing that no matter what someone is or looks like that they all deserve love. I wish you the best of luck
Can you show us the trailer you haul her around in?
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>>695358409
Brother/sister? Besides the weight ratio, you look similar.
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>>695359841
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>>695358409

Congratulations my friend.
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>>695359781

I fear in a weeks time you're going to wake-up, put on your brand new spectacles and discover that you accidentally married a walk-in refrigerator...

>could come as a bit of a shock, brah...
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Hopefully she will lose weight and you will not be widower in 6 years
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>>695358409
is that your car in the background? good luck trying to squeeze her in that thing
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>>695359659
The daycare where I take my son recently had a pool party. At one point I looked around and noticed that there were +/- 30 people there and 20 of them were fat fucks. They are literally everywhere here.
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>>695358409

I'm truly sorry OP, if you ever need to talk I'm here for you :(
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>>695359974
>wakes up in a couple of weeks
>the battle tank dies of diabetes and a total cardiovascular breakdown.
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This is obviously a bait thread. OP' m.o is easy; download a few photos from that person and the person's fiancee and start posting them on /b/ accordingly to appear "legit".
You are a very sad person who's got so little to do in your fucking pathetic life where mining for "gold" on facebook is becoming a habit of you and one of the ways for you to feel "appreciated".
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The beautiful couple
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>>695358409
congrats but how are you going to afford to feed that behemoth? you will literally bankrupt yourself
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Congrats, OP. If you make each other happy, then you should have a happy life. Of course, she'll die of congestive heart failure at 38, but you'll be happy until then.
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>>695358409
Now you just have to chain it to a treadmill until it becomes a woman.

It's like a fat ugly hideous disgusting repulsive abhorrent caterpillar. With hard work a beautiful butterfly of a woman might come out... or it'll have a heart attack.
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>>695358409
So does the bottom of your car grind on the ground every time your drive her to Baskin Robins
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>>695360217
Perfect. Just oerfect.
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>>695360303
kek
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>>695360025
No, that's just the car that he brings her loads of shrimp in. Whales have to be kept wet remember?
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>>695360199
kek well shit posted but the funny thing is what if it is actually legit? then you sir have called some happy fag a pathetic human on the happiest day of his life
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>>695360217
Fucking hell. The mom looks like the fucking water hag from The Witcher. This is the most disgusting family I've ever fucking seen, fuck you America for making and letting this happen
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>>695360217
Dubs gets to fuck the spastic frog with legs on the right.
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>>695360199
And you're the champion that brings it to everyone's attention. You should wear a cape, man.
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>>695359930
if they are from Texas its perfectly legal, stop judging them.
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>>695360217
this actually happened.
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>>695358409
So my kids birthday is coming up and I was thinking of renting him a bouncy castle
Can I have name of the company that produced the one you're proposing to?
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>>695358409
To a ham sammidge.
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>>695359066

LOL sure you do
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>>695358409
Stale pasta aside, at least they have each other and are happy.
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>>695360217
I hope I end up in the screenshot
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Good on you dude. Grab happiness where you can and enjoy your life together. But if you think about having a baby at some point, please work with her to get her to lose weight, for her sake and the safety of the baby. XxX
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>>695358409
congrats OP. chances of you getting cucked by BBC before the big day or 0.00000003%
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Any honeymoon photos mr. Lucky??
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>>695358409
did some faggot photoshop out the phone? he is clearly playing Pokemon go.
also, he has black nail varnish on.
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A perl? why not a diamond, you only need to hide a pece of coul under her couch. then put it in a ring and tada... you got a diamond ring
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One day your fridge will be out of food and guess which half of the couch and bed she'll eat. Have fun sleeping on the ground.
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>>695360970
Pretty sure the nail polish is the least of his worries. Medical bills, regular call outs to the local plumbers due to an overhaul of shit build up and of course the whole retard autistic family thing.
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>>695359776
Not really. I'm fat and acknowledge that it's my fault. But I'm not gonna go to the gym and put in the work until it becomes a direct obstacle in some part of my life. The reason I'm fat is because I ate so much as a kid that it's just followed me. I fast for four days once a month and eat salads/healthy food most of the time. Lost 80 pounds since January just doing that and riding my bike to work. Slow metabolism also doesn't help much.
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OP here. you jelly haters can troll all you want. i dont care. im happy. maybe if half of you faggots had the balls to leave your moms basement and actually talk to a girl you might be able to convince someone to marry you
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>>695360217
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>>695358409
this image has been a meme since 2012 you fucking morons
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>>695361226
>But I'm not gonna go to the gym and put in the work until it becomes a direct obstacle in some part of my life
so you ARE an idiot.
>I'm going to wait until I get heart disease before I try to improve my health!
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>>695360217
>purple shirt and a fedora...
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>>695361371
>I've lost 80 pounds since January by jist eating healthily and riding my bike to work
>I weigh 230 Pounds
>Because at 230 pounds I risk Heart Disease
So YOU are an idiot. What a twist.
Now go back to /fit/ faggot
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>>695358409
This made me feel better about being lonely
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>>695360412
Yes, and?
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>>695361577
dont be a fag
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>>695358409
Could be worse.
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oh shit, no fedora? or did you take it off to be a GENTLEMAN
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>>695358409
Grats OP.
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>>695358409

Why the fuck did you paint your finger nails?
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>>695360217
Holy shit, her dad is Vampiro
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>>695358976
Finger so fat she had to use a basketball ring.
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>>695358409

>Fat and skinny went to bed fat rolled over and skinny was dead
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>>695360217
>fucker smiling like he hit the lottery
Poor dumb bastard.
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>>695360217
Even the pram on the right is being pulled in by her gravity.
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>>695361644
You don't jump into the sewer and expect to come out smelling of roses. Only the newest of newfags would come here with those pictures expecting happy wishes and warm fuzzies.
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>>695358409
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>>695361226
>Slow metabolism also doesn't help much.
Your metablozism will normalize you keep a strict diet, but stay away from fasting, that's just counter productive.
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>>695362000
>that edge
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>>695360217
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>>695360217
C R I N G E
R
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G
E
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>>695359379
>thinking this is the way marraige works
yeah, good luck with that
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>>695361670
her eyes look like vaginas
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>>695361226
>Not really. I'm fat and acknowledge that it's my fault. But I'm not gonna go to the gym
>acknowledge that it's my fault...
>not gonna go to the gym
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>>695360889
Not so fast there mate. OP by the end of the day will get cucked by skinny rastafarian bbc. If he hasn't already.
https://youtu.be/bwaKFt0evV8?t=224
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>>695358580
Slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
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>>695362312
Clearly she's asian you fucking racist.
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>>695362375
kek
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>>695358981
Is the groom trying to strangle the bride?
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>>695362404
I'm no racist you fucking nigger jew and stop fucking cussing motherfucker
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>>695361670
Lookie there Clem, s'one uh them dependapotamuses. Poor bastard.
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Congrats OP. i'm thinking of proposing to my gf (pic related) but i'm scared she'll say no. any advice how to become alpha like you?
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>>695362497
I'm sorry, don't be mad. :(
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>>695359464
europig no die.
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Did op honestly expect well wishes?
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>>695359974
>walk-in

Nah, no way her cunt's that loose. Nobody's ever used it.
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>>695358409
I said wow
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>>695360217
Ive seen some fucking things, man.
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>>695360839
Fatties aren't happy. None of them. Literally none. Even if they, for whatever strange reason, don't find their smelly, fungus ridden bodies disgusting, they still have the shittiest lifes. Everyone looks down on them, the only compliments they get are outright lies and they know it. They can't participate in any group activity, because they: Can't walk, can't ride bikes, can't swim or waterslide, can't go paintballing, can't play volleyball at the beach, can't do anything. That's especially true for fat women.
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>>695362643
She said when?
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>>695362734
I said how about right now
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>>695361644
If your happiness requires the approval of a bunch of foul-mouthed assholes from the self-proclaimed cesspit of the internet... well, you should have never crawled out of your mother's womb.

In all seriousness though, to each their own and you shouldn't give a damn what a bunch of strangers say if you are happy. But fuck you if you are surprised at being being mauled by a pack a starving jackals when you walk in with raw meat.
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>>695360303
No. The rear suspension instantly snaps.
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>>695362761
>>695362734
>>695362643


some kind of autisim on display here
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>>695361644
I didn't write that "Yes, and?".
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>>695358409
you are the weird anime type that stinks of piss and the rapey guy. also your partner if i should call her that the fucking fat whale is twice the man you are you scum cunt. I wish the worst for you.
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>>695358409
Awwww how nice, it's like a fairy tale... Like Moby Dick.
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>>695362312
vag eye? nah
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>>695358409
>IMG_3893447.jpg
oh no... this might actually be real
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>>695362761
Love cant wait and i asked if she believed in faith and she said yes
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>>695362920
kek
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This pic is like 2 years old. NONE of you have seen this posted before? Fuck.
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>>695358409
OP you are fucked... Don't you know they let themselves go after they are married......
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>>695361934
>>fucker smiling like he hit the lottery
>Poor dumb bastard.

prolly a feeder
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>>695362404
Naturally blonde Asians don't exist.
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>>695363028

>shhh
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>>695362841
You dont know shitty music you nigger
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>>695363068

>Albino gooks do
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>>695363083

your point
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>>695359379
>implying you can find the vagina on that thing
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>>695363154
I dont think you know what autism is
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>>695363234
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>>695359288
True, but in this case, I'd say we're better off for it.
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>>695363028

NOBODY.
FUCKING.
CARES.
CAPT AUTISMO
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>>695362539
>tfw you'll never be the meat in an Amy & Tammy sandwich.
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>>695360217
jesus fuck, it looks like she's growing another face under that chin
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>>695359573
Nah, it'll be something from the circus tent section.
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Death to the fats.
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Fat cunts, You pair need to kill yourself in order not to repopulate to save the world 30 IQ

>>695360217
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>>695363181
>>implying you can find the vagina on that thing

Dust it down with talc and head for the damp patch...
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>>695363349
RIP in peace.
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>Newfags falling for this b8
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>>695358976
Not falling for this bait. Seen that whales hand before.
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>>695363463

disgustingly its entire body would probably be a damp patch
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>>695363463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afY3wT5IQIg

check this, her mouth...it's .....gravitational
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>>695363349
Is there a point where your cheeks get too heavy to lift them with your facial muscles? Seriously, I don't think my "smile muscles" can lift, say 10 lbs and I'm pretty sure her cheeks are already like 4 lbs each.
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>>695363463
https://www.youtube.

com/watch?v=afY3wT5IQIg
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my friend did this....alchy with 0 self esteem married a land whale and has a kid now
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Found this image posted 2 years ago. Bait thread detected
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>>695358409
time stamp your marriage contract with picture of you two OP for authentication
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>>695362312
Her vagina doesn't, though.
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>>695363686
>>695363681
No shit, retards.
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>>695358409
Did you got to Jared or Subway?

The couple is registered at walmart, mcdonalds and kfc.
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>>695363681
>not all bronies are fat by brandonthebeast34
I have to check that out, this promises cringe and autism.
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>>695363638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fHcDSWemx0
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>>695363778
Suck your dead nan with a KFC straw you baboon bitch beast
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>>695358976
You'll need a hacksaw to get that off.
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>>695363848
Her speech impediment and constantly open mouth support the idea that there will be a point where you can't control your face anymore because your fat is too heavy and your muscles too weak.
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>>695359379
You mean the rest of her life which isn't going to be long at that size. Oh well. Enjoy the 1 or 2 years you've got bruh!
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>>695363885
HEYYOOOOOOOOOO
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Came here for fat jokes was not disapointed
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>>695363681
OP is a lying fag
judy thread now
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>>695363817
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>>695362890
take your jealousy somewhere else faggot
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>>695363463
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>>695360217
kewl
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>>695358409

To second breakfast
And elevenses
And luncheon
And...
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>>695359066
It's not a ring its a choker necklace
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>>695358409

>>695364483
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>>695358580
>>695358640
>>695358748
>>695358883
>ITT: People who can't reverse image search falling for obvious b8
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http://www.cringechannel.com/forums/topic/fatdumbasses-pictures/
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>>695358409
she looks delighted OP. wishing you both all the happiness in the world
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You're marrying a Snorlax?
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>>695364790
Have you ever heard of playing along? Fuck off faggot
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>>695362375
Throw flour on her and look for the wet patch
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>>695359066
No you don't. Faggot.
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>>695364790
what a fucking faggot
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>>695363609
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>>695363622
>>695363676

Oh god - the way it licks its lips before the too-small voice emerges...

"Bring me Solo and the Wookie..."
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Thanks for the fat hate threads /b/ it got me to loose weight
300>>>240 now
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Find the vagina
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She said yes to a lard bath?
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>>695367212
nice
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>>695367594
man i wish i was short, family genetics have completely fucked me over, i have about 15% bend compacity and will need rods in my back when im older
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>>695367710
whats you height, faggot?
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>>695367856
6'3 currently i was 6'4 but had an injury and tiled my hip which apparently caused an onset of moderate scolio
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>>695358409
I'm not trying to be a dick this is a legitimate question coming from a guy who's never had sex with a morbidly obese woman...

How does that work?
Do you have to hold up the front part of her stomach?
Are there positions that you can't do?
Does it smell particularly bad?
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>>695368086
not OP but i've sadly ploughed a woman that size before and you honestly have to lift up the flap of her stomach to penetrate and hold it otherwise you're literally just fucking her fat rolls.
alternatively you could do her doggy style buy i would imagine the smells would be putrid
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>>695358409
Excellent now take out a million-dollar life insurance policy on her.
Get a city job wait for her imminent early death than profit.
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>>695359066
It's actually a large order of onion rings from sonic.
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>>695368419
how big the dick needs to be to fuck that womans size? I guess 6 is too small to reach her.
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>>695368707
mine is only 5"5 and barely managed to get the tip in
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>>695359001
Kek
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>>695364235

XD
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>She said YES :)
To another slice of cheesecake & a bucket of kfc...
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>>695367212
Good for you bro
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her back cleavage is bigger than her front cleavage.
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>>695359066
Its not a ring. Its a painted gasket.
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>>695358409
To weight watchers ? Lipo ? Excercise ?
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>>695358409
Everyone needs love :(
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>>695358409

Could you imagine putting your face between those stinky thighs and thinking that this was going to be as good as it gets as far as sex? It's not like she's going to be as motivated to lose the weight after she's married.
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>>695368419

I remember reading in the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about WisCon (sci-fi convention that was said to have a heightened feminist presence) that someone there gave a talk about this sex product that consisted of these specially-shaped cushions designed to hold fat people in positions that accommodate overweight sex.

Go there at your own risk; I don't know how much malware is on there anymore.
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>>695358981
Sides obliterated. 1000x keks
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>>695366512
LOL

i know right. GROSS
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>>695358409
So much class crammed into one picture.
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>>695358409
such a romatic place to propose to the love of your life OP. no wonder she couldnt resist you
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>>695367297
Go through the folds until you smell shit and then go back one.
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>>695361982
lul
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>>695360217
Throw me in le ebin reddit post.
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>>695358976
I bet that thing is like 5 inches in diameter.
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>>695358409
She had no choice. I mean look at her? That bitch could swallow the titanic
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You guys don't know about OP's master plan
>Marry whale
>Put whale to exercise
>Whale loses a shit ton of weight
>Beautiful girl under that layer of fat
>OP wins
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>>695376225
Yeah he better keep digging. It'll take a year just to find her pussy. And another for him to get it in
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>>695360217

I don't think couple constitutes the combined weight of 10 grown men.
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>>695358409
wtf i am #SettlingForHillary now
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>>695360217
Rip the kid in the stroller
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>>695376225
>Whale loses a shit ton of weight
>Beautiful girl under that layer of fat
>beautiful girl realizes she is entitled to something better than a greasy pasty dweeb
>leaves his faggot ass for a Chad
>OP becomes bitter MRA and starts spamming his trap selfies
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>>695376225
yea but you really can't unfatten the flipety flops of that thousand miles of skin
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>>695359391
You replied to a troll thread. Op knew your response before you did.
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>>695376706
Shit man you're right, well OP is fucked.
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>>695359391
We should be friends
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>>695364414
Fucking kek
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>>695360217
this is literally what I imagine 90% of 4chan looks like
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>>695358409
She's clearly someone who's never said no in her life
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>>695358409
it's him!
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>>695358976
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A wish a global plague that only infects obese people would just wipe them out in one fell swoop.
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>>695380157
Most moms are fat fucks so no, my mom is beautiful but I couldn't imagine having some fat ugly fuck as a mom idk if they would even be lovable
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>>695361670
wtf....what is it?
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>>695358981
Fucking Top kek m8
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I've seen this photo other places with other captions. Not real. just a hilarious B8 thread.
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>>695359001
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