[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
NZ / New Zealand Thread
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random

Thread replies: 194
Thread images: 31
File: thread.png (41 KB, 2000x1000) Image search: [Google]
thread.png
41 KB, 2000x1000
NZ / New Zealand Thread
>>
Why are IDs even gone?
>>
File: MostbadassLogo.jpg (163 KB, 965x729) Image search: [Google]
MostbadassLogo.jpg
163 KB, 965x729
>>695349968
>Christchurch

Evening fam, How are we tonight
>>
Dunnersfag reporting in
>>
File: TallaMorgana.jpg (40 KB, 480x586) Image search: [Google]
TallaMorgana.jpg
40 KB, 480x586
>>695349968
>>
File: ukulele.jpg (41 KB, 300x400) Image search: [Google]
ukulele.jpg
41 KB, 300x400
Auckland. Been gone a while. Are these threads still fucking terrible? I hope so.
>>
>>695351268
>Are these threads still fucking terrible?
Fuck yeah, they are!
>>
>>695351268
Do you know why they've gone to shit?
Asking because you're probably an oldfag
>>
today is the day. the mega will return. it has been foretold.
>>
>>695351335
Good shit.

>>695350835
I have nothing interesting to talk about. The most interesting thing that has happened to me was my son won his first toy from a claw machine by himself. Pretty impressive.

>>695351440
>oldfag
Hardly. I'm an old newfag. Afaik they were always shit.
>>
>>695351526
Something something daily reminder something
>>
3030.
>>
File: 1434968290062.jpg (55 KB, 640x960) Image search: [Google]
1434968290062.jpg
55 KB, 640x960
>>695351151
>>
>>695351605
Daily reminder that daily reminderfags are cancer

>meta
>>
Pot nudes
>>
Fuck man. I really want a gf but I want to put literally 0 effort into a relationship. Why can't I find a woman who gives as little of a fuck as I do?
>>
File: 1461800812039.png (200 KB, 2000x1333) Image search: [Google]
1461800812039.png
200 KB, 2000x1333
back the fuck up
>>
File: IMG_3893447.jpg (178 KB, 960x720) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3893447.jpg
178 KB, 960x720
Opotiki reporting in.

finally did it lads. asked her to marry me and she said yes :)
>>
>>695349968
Why r u still UK's laquais ?
>>
>>695351775
there's an app for guys like you. grindr
>>
File: FB_IMG_1468811859356.jpg (25 KB, 480x853) Image search: [Google]
FB_IMG_1468811859356.jpg
25 KB, 480x853
>>
>>695351542
>Afaik they were always shit.
Nah you're just a newfag. Were you even here when we had 3 threads a night?
>>
File: disrespect.jpg (239 KB, 1044x770) Image search: [Google]
disrespect.jpg
239 KB, 1044x770
>>695351809
>>
>>695351542
What's new though? How's things?
>>
I need to find a flat in the next few days but I hate everyone
help
>>
>>695351973
Build a box fort from the recycling bin at your local supermarket
>>
File: cheetus baby.gif (899 KB, 240x160) Image search: [Google]
cheetus baby.gif
899 KB, 240x160
>>695351973
>>
>>695352065
Beat me to it... damn you anon
>>
>>695351648
>>695351151
More on her?
>>
File: pot nudes.png (1 MB, 605x867) Image search: [Google]
pot nudes.png
1 MB, 605x867
>>695351766
Odd request but OK
>>
>>695351848
Ursula?
>>
>>695351440
IDBro left and nudesfags took over
>>
>>695352065
>>695352098
How on earth was that an obvious option?
>>
>>695352321
this. it's the only logical conclusion.
>>
File: HomeSweetHome.jpg (57 KB, 500x397) Image search: [Google]
HomeSweetHome.jpg
57 KB, 500x397
>>695352322
You homeless now fam, embrace teh cardboardfort
>>
>>695351826
I don't even want to fuck really. I just want someone to cuddle, kiss, play video games with and talk about our shared passion in racism. Also I want to touch boobies.

>>695351894
Yes, back when IDBro made them. Just because there were heaps of people doesn't mean they were any less shit.

>>695351927
Same shit, different toilet paper. Getting way too much exercise because of Pokemon Go. How about down your end of the planet?
>>
>>695352516
I can afford the lower third price bracket of flats, but I really hate how most of them are filled with really insular people.
>>
>>695353069
We have given you your option, as you requested.

No off with you peasant
>>
The next time you see a short Indian in a Kathmandu puffer jacket just take a second to remind them that the jacket doesn't make them taller.
>>
>>695353069
What are you, a tranny muslim? Why would it matter how ignorant your flatmates are? So long as they pay rent.
>>
>>695352522

>our shared passion in racism

Here's a tip bro, girls who want to "cuddle kiss and play video games" in general are attracted to loving, positive, cool dudes. If you've got a bunch of ugly shit festering in your heart, girls are not going to want you.
You may just be trying to be an edge lord on /b/ and not really serious, but I can tell you man if you honestly think the whole "yeah I'm a racist what up and proud of it" thing is cool I guarantee you the only women (and humans in general) who are going to want to be around you are bottom of the barrel, extremely stupid losers.
>>
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>
>>695353342
Next time you see an Indian, just take a second to remind them they don't belong here
>>
>>695352522
Word, word. Feeling the burn? You're gonna get lean off catching them all, man.
Yeah, same old for the most part. Went north a few weeks back, saw the sights, was good
>>
>>695353373
Ah, perhaps I misused the word insular, but I mean people who see flatmates as being purely for the purpose of dividing rent.
>>
>>695353430
Does it matter what type of person you are attracted to?
>>
File: TalaMorgana6.jpg (744 KB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
TalaMorgana6.jpg
744 KB, 3264x2448
>>
>>695353496
the next time you see a pakeha, just take a second to remind them they don't belong here
>>
>>695353342
We've got a couple of jobs open at my workshop. Pretty much everyone who applies is Indian.

I thought it was meant to be immigrants in the shit jobs and kiwis in the good jobs. Hasn't worked out that way.
>>
>>695353612
>Next time you see a maori

Ohwait.. Whats it like to be outbred?
>>
>>695353430
>an attempted profound statement
I just want a woman who won't shit a brick when I say nigger, is that so much to ask?
>>
>>695353623
kek. that awkward moment when you realise that the immigrants are more qualified than your sorry ass, so they "steal" all your jobs
>>
>>695353680
how does it feel to have your country being over taken by immigrants? you're powerless to do anything about it. they keep coming in waves
>>
>>695353504
Bro I am already lean as fuck. I am at worst skinny fat with my dad body.
>>
can anyone hook up weed right now in hamilton
>>
>>695353728
They aren't more qualified than me. I'm doing the hiring.

We have a couple of Indian peeps on the team and theyre fine, but most of the ones who want a job cant communicate. I know english is hard, but man.
>>
>>695353612
Get of the fucking internet and go curl up in your whare eating your dirt food. You don't get to enjoy the modern world we brought you with that attitude.
>>
>>695353848
Implying i care?

I didn't vote for the cuck letting them in?

It's yalls problem
>>
File: 1434968410488.jpg (53 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
1434968410488.jpg
53 KB, 640x480
>>
>>695351848
More
>>
>>695353914
yeah, sure thing. you got monies to pay for it? if so, meet me in the grey st macca's carpark at 11:30
>>
File: 1414650464678.jpg (229 KB, 960x720) Image search: [Google]
1414650464678.jpg
229 KB, 960x720
Reporting In.

Who /toopoorforalcohol/ here? Shit sucks, bros.

>>695351809
This is why we lift
>>
>>695353605
>>695351648
more
>>
I watch Batman Vs Superman last night. It was pretty good. People jump on fucking bandwagons. I bet Ghostbusters isn't that bad either.
>>
>>695353943
why are you giving the jobs to people who can't speak proper england?
>>
>>695354126
Fucking. How new are you?
>>
>>695354093
are you legit lol? because yeah its burning a hole in my pocket.
>>
>>695353728
Problem is their qualifications are meaningless because they're from India and have no way to verify it, so they're stuck working in McDonalds.
>>
File: TaylaM0rgana.jpg (127 KB, 500x667) Image search: [Google]
TaylaM0rgana.jpg
127 KB, 500x667
>>695354126
>>
>>695353895
Fuark, I wasn't calling you fat! Just bants.
>>
>>695354221
yeah, i'm serious. actually, it's probably easier if you come round to 12 Anzac Parade. it's still pretty close to macca's.
>>
File: 1444121282018.jpg (117 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1444121282018.jpg
117 KB, 1280x720
TFW I'm the memer with the biggest cock here
>>
>>695354409
>12 Anzac Parade
Can confirm, Dude has the best
>>
>>695354396
Hahaha nothing like Tala
>>
>>695354409
you joke but there used to be tinny houses in the flats behind the hq
>>
>>695354409
just look for the holden parked out front. you can't miss it.
>>
>>695354503
Orange decals yeah?
>>
South Canterbury, timaru reporting in
>>
>>695354560
Strobe lights and a cool paintjob, I think you know the one
>>
File: 1465553121452.jpg (26 KB, 402x498) Image search: [Google]
1465553121452.jpg
26 KB, 402x498
>>695354499
oh boy you got me there m8
>>
>>695354560
yup. that's the one
>>
File: poor indian man.jpg (39 KB, 634x424) Image search: [Google]
poor indian man.jpg
39 KB, 634x424
>>695354286
Actually I have computer science degree from Raj Viteshnikal School in Mumbai. Actually it's highest honour in India. Actually I am very poor and need to feed my family. Actually you owe me jooooorb.
>>
Sup mates

Need some extra assistance concentrating, and getting shit done, so want to try modafinil

Any ideas how to get my hands on it?
>>
File: 1440579094685.jpg (95 KB, 475x475) Image search: [Google]
1440579094685.jpg
95 KB, 475x475
>>695354465
>big
lel.
>>
>>695354732
you know that guy was literally murdered with knives, swords, sickles and rocks about 3 or 4 days ago?
>>
>>695354745
Protip, works every time.
Step 1. Get off the fucking internet.
Step 2. That's literally it. Stop wasting time on the internet.
>>
>>695354745
>modafinil
Import it, its not illegal. You can probably get it over the counter
>>
>>695354409
post a pic of the money, with timestamp, and i'll meet you at macca's.
>>
>>695354866
Kek. Oh India, you never cease to be the source of my amusement.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-bought-one-worlds-8434763
>>
>>695354986
Don't you want to go for a car ride?
We can sing and dance in chains!
>>
>>695355070
Ain't Clickin' That Shit
>>
>90 posts
>22 posters
Fucking embarrassing. No need to force a thread.
>>
>>695354221
whoops. linked to wrong post. >>695354986
>>
>>695354986
You really think the cunt doesn't have $20? You paranoid bro. Smoking your own stash?
>>
>>695355127
>mirror.co.uk, one of the largest news sites in the world
Nah, probably a virus.
>>
>>695355143
20 bucks won't get you decent weed m8
>>
>>695355222
trips confirms. I got a hundy if you come to Auckland.
>>
Any good nudes of Tala ?
>>
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>
>>695354986
bro i got $60 do i need to show proof? i'm actually keen if you are.
>>
>>695351526
when is the mega being posted?
>>
>>695355222

You must not have been selling long...

Price is determined by weight.. not strain
>>
>>695355133
its literally like this every night, theres only like 5 active IPs in this thread atm
>>
id be up for a nudes thread
>>
>>695355362
yeah, i'm keen. i'll be at macca's regardless. just don't want to waste my time with any faggots who got no money
>>
>>695355358
yo oy stop
>>
>>695355427
how can you tell how many I"s there are?
>>
>>695355435
start one then
>>
>>695355541
no one ever contributes tho lol
>>
>>695355584
that's because there's fuck all new oc, and everyone is too stingy to share what they have
>>
>>695355584
there are like 5 individual girls in the entire country m8 no shit
>>
>>695355438
aight. anything i should be looking out for or winging it?
>>
>>695355752
i have nudes of a lot more than five girls bruh
>>
>>695355752
lacey and grace are the only girls i need
>>
>>695355830
then get to posting it faggot
>>
File: sonic..png (13 KB, 480x480) Image search: [Google]
sonic..png
13 KB, 480x480
Wellington fag reporting in

I have a youtube for anyone that cares
www.youtube.com/wagaCSGO
>>
>>695355871
damn your standards are low
>>
>>695355924
you first ya demanding cunt
>>
I wish /b/ didn't exist or 4chan itself
>>
>>695356028
i dont have any or really care nudes are nudes nz girls arent anything special either
>>
>>695356028
stingy cunt
>>
anyone have dunedin nudes?
>>
>>695356056
What would you do if it didn't?
>>
>>695355961
>CSGO
get off the bandwagon bro everyones doing CS now
>>
>>695355961
>127 subs
Living the youtube dream bruh
>>
>>695356236
where are the dunedin nudes at?
>>
>>695356329
Cant a young man dream.
>>
>>695356328
I'm not going to stop playing a game just cause it got popular.

>Life
Get off the life bandwagon. Everyone's doing it. kys
>>
>>695356819
dont stop playing it, its a good game. stop using it to try and break out on youtube because you are 1 in a million
>>
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>
File: walkway _1.jpg (1 MB, 745x6020) Image search: [Google]
walkway _1.jpg
1 MB, 745x6020
woop woop
>>
>>695356949
I'm just filming when I play. Trust me it takes no effort at all to makes these. Just takes a while because can't play a lot with work and shit.
>>
>>695356819

also your videos have cancer clickbait names and filled to the brim with buzzwords

are you really that much of a faggot? jesus christ. keep going actually, you are good cringe material.
>>
>>695357197
Everyone uses clickbait titles, whether it's out of irony or they know it's the only way to get views.

Even then, if everyone clickbaits, then there is no clickbait.
>>
>>695356996
fuck off
>>
>>695357346
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>
>>695357486
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>
>>695356949
Plus instead of telling me just to stop, I would like some real criticism please <3
>>
>>695354960
tis restricted in nz matey
>>
>>695357486
no one is going to click on your shitty spam you smelly jew
>>
>>695355438
>>695355821
you still on bro?
>>
>>695357677
yup. i'm about to log off and head there now.
>>
>>695357771
aight.
>>
File: IMG_20160719_114410.jpg (2 MB, 4160x2336) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160719_114410.jpg
2 MB, 4160x2336
Went to the museum today, pretty cool
>>
>>695357671
>http://tinychat com/nzcam
>http://tinychat com/nzcam
>http://tinychat com/nzcam
>http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>
>>695358050
dunedinfag found the demon ferret
happy days
>>
is it time for the mega?
>>
>>695359000
ITS EXACTLY 9000
>>
>>695359000
>Checked
>>
Anyone here from papatoe?
>>
Why say NZ/New Zealand when it means the same thing?
Why not just say one or the other?
>>
>>695359308
People search for both
>>
its gunna for oh fore
>>
>>695360048
paige fife m80
>>
File: QYbNCdS.jpg (26 KB, 640x960) Image search: [Google]
QYbNCdS.jpg
26 KB, 640x960
>>
File: image.jpg (140 KB, 768x1024) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
140 KB, 768x1024
>>
File: images.jpg (22 KB, 332x443) Image search: [Google]
images.jpg
22 KB, 332x443
>>
>>695360437
gilf?
>>
where are the dunedin nudes?
>>
>>695360437
would fuck
>>
>>695354017
Unclear timestamp, try again
>>
File: 20160719_235826.jpg (489 KB, 1600x960) Image search: [Google]
20160719_235826.jpg
489 KB, 1600x960
>>695357771
Bro you didn't turn up? Ain't even mad I got some dinner anyway.
>>
File: 1434635856367.jpg (48 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
1434635856367.jpg
48 KB, 640x480
>>695361347
>>
>>695350857
hey dunnersfag, fellow dunnersfag here
>>
>>695361487
> takes post on 4chin seriously
> surprised when gets stood up
>>
File: images.jpg (51 KB, 480x640) Image search: [Google]
images.jpg
51 KB, 480x640
>>695361347
>>
>>695361713
>implying i am surprised
nigga what
>>
>>695361487
Fuck look at that greese soaked bag. Looks like good munchies food. Come to auckland I will seriously buy $100, specially if it comes with free maccas.
>>
>>695361930
its pretty good for a midnight munch. nah i was the dude trying to score haha, i got something in place for tomorrow anyway.
>>
File: 1458548108423.jpg (8 KB, 250x187) Image search: [Google]
1458548108423.jpg
8 KB, 250x187
surprised theres more of tala :')
>>
>>695362223
still waiting on the mega
>>
File: 1453718239110.jpg (1 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
1453718239110.jpg
1 MB, 3264x2448
>>695362223
Every nude here is tala bro
>>
>>695362284
is there one ?
>>
>>695362425
the original one is supposedly going to be put back online
>>
>>695362425
>>695362284
https://mega.nz/#!QIhggbLD
>>
>>695362582
decrpytion key?
>>
>>695362722
!Z_zvnngxJO7J9HROETMEDDEbJJpnbr-47grmWqEIReg
>>
>>695362582
>Checked
>It's some shady looking mp4
>>
>>695362986
It's not snuff or CP, I swear.
>>
>>695363021
is it george orwell?
>>
>>695363071
ye. great movie
>>
>>695362582
this is not the mega i was looking for
>>
>>695363355
not her?
>>
>>695363355
Why do you even want it anyway? it's 98% shit. Plus I am pretty sure these chicks didn't consent to having their nudes spread across the internet. You will literally be raping them, shitlord.
>>
anyone from westport?
>>
>>695364841
Do they even have internet over there?
>>
fml moving to porirua in 5 days.
any advice?
>>
>>695365562
fucking dont. steer clear of wainui, naenae and stokes valley too.
get a place somewhere nice, even if you gotta suck dick for extra money to afford it, at least you'll be earning money for the dick you suck.
>>
>>695366082
going to whitireia to study and i refuse to catch the train everyday from welly with the fucking $8 one way shit.
the only thing im looking forward to is bigger tinnies
>>
dunners checking in
>>
>>695365562
death is the only escape
>>
>>695366431
ahh well in that case you'll probably be alright if you're only going there for education.
..and by alright I mean not fucked for life, but who moves to porirua for education? i feel like choosing to do that means they'll deduct credits from you immediately.

But to be fair, tetahi bay is a nice place, just make sure you have insurance, dont do dumb shit like walk around by yourself or only as a couple by night and beware there's also tones of cops around there with the police college right across the highway, not that they'll stop you being mugged, just means you're likely to face charges when they turn up and find you with bongs everywhere.
>>
>>695365562

Bro Porirua is all good cuz just act like a poor cunt and you'll be alg
>>
>>695367178
meh some pre trade course. got promised a full time job starting on $25 an hour if i complete this course.
apparently its almost impossible to fail so i thought fuck it and signed up.
Thread replies: 194
Thread images: 31

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.