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Okay, I'm bed. Bye
>>695347495
Nigger
>>695348615
Kyke
>>695348681
Wetback
>>695349146
Zipperhead
>>695349227
Porch monkey
>>695349344
Wop
>>695349394
Chink
Do you know what this thread needs? More desu!
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>>695349667
Camel jockey
>>695349702
Go for it, it's dead anyways
>>695349857
Spear chucker
Is this a desu thread now?
The desu is real
DESUUUU
>>695349941
I think so. Sing along with me, Anon!
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
An excerpt from Desu 21:19
Thou shalt not Desu alone. No Desu Desu's alone. Have faith in Desu brothers. Amen Desu. ~Desu
>>695349867
Yeah its pretty funny that they decide to shitpost a dead thread
Guess i won't get anymore then, bye faggots!
Take all the desu desu
>>695350054
Threads dead, all you're doing is bumping
>>695350069
We're training desu
Snow mexican
Anyone got that "abstract kind of shitpost" pic?
>>695350069
This is only the beginning Desu.
The beginning of the Desu Desu.
First Desu, and then, the Desu!
~Desu
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
Training Ops successful Desu, return to thread.
~Desu
>>695343089
Haha
CHANGE THREAD DESU
>>695332357
Desu
>>695350235
nope, but i got this one, it's pretty close
>>695350893
Any fags lurking?
post rimjobs
>>695351127
I Welcome desu with open arns
>>695351183
Hello desu.
>>695351274
>>695351356
>>695351395
Nice work. I've only got the three I posted
>>695351387
Hello too desu
Aww shiiiit desu
I've never felt so desu in my life desu
Can suiseiseki fuck the bunny desu?
Godzilla ain't got shit on desu desu
just go back to /reddit/ or /e621/ you fags.
DESU MARCHES ON!
>>695351770
You've reached the pinnacle of desu, desu
>>695351840
Yes desu
HIT THE AUTO SAGE CAP DESU
Sage grows in all fields.
Filthy furries desu
Desu
That is all
DESU GOES IN ALL FIELDS
desu
Here's some transformers porn you b tards. Just hope r9k dosent are this....
You revive thread Desu?
You revive Desu Desu!
>>695352188
You did such a fine job desu
>>695352365
*see
>>695352332
I'll take desu over avatarfags any day
>>695352386
Thanks desu.
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
~Desu
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>>695352415
Happy to hear desu
Here's some childhood ruiner pron desu.
>>695351987
cant talk fucking weeb
yeh desu n stuff
>>695352661
Purge in Desu!
Desu Vult!
>>695352713
Looks like we got an angry fag over here.
>>695352713
Cant walk fucking dweeb?
~desu
Tonight, you dine in Autosage Desu!
~Desu
Ah n7gga de desu is massaging ma balls
>>695352849
Looks like he needs more
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>>695352862
>>695352713
Sending desu at high speed
All the furies we shall bleed
Wash your ass, you need to clean
Exercise or you'll crush your splean
