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2016-07-19 08:03:56 Post No. 695341075
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:03:56 Post No. 695341075 [Report]
I ran out of lube and have no money what the fuck do I do

I have never dry cummed

Pls help it hurts
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:05:29 Post No.695341258
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:05:29 Post No.695341258 [Report]
spit faggot
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:06:24 Post No.695341359
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:06:24 Post No.695341359 [Report]
Dude, common knowledge: toothpaste.
Fuckin fresh and smooth
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:06:27 Post No.695341365
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:06:27 Post No.695341365 [Report]
olive oil or some shit idk
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:06:47 Post No.695341407
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:06:47 Post No.695341407 [Report]
>>695341075
buy a tin of Vaseline you dense fucking idiot.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:07:58 Post No.695341539
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:07:58 Post No.695341539 [Report]
Bengay. Mind will be blown.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:08:38 Post No.695341617
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:08:38 Post No.695341617 [Report]
>>695341539
Second
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:09:11 Post No.695341671
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:09:11 Post No.695341671 [Report]
That's what u get for relying on lube, I go dry, but I also still got my helmet on so that helps smooth things out
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:09:14 Post No.695341679
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:09:14 Post No.695341679 [Report]
I'm the opposite. I hate using lube.
Dry cumming for life!


(using a plastic bag over it will work.. and it leaves no mess.)
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:10:38 Post No.695341818
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:10:38 Post No.695341818 [Report]
>>695341075
icy hot
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:10:57 Post No.695341853
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:10:57 Post No.695341853 [Report]
>>695341075
I use spit and its perfect
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:11:43 Post No.695341950
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:11:43 Post No.695341950 [Report]
>>695341818
this right here..you reach an almost unattainable euphoria with icy hot
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:11:50 Post No.695341963
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Your all a bunch of lying little faggots
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:12:27 Post No.695342033
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:12:27 Post No.695342033 [Report]
Gold bond powder it tinggles
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:12:59 Post No.695342092
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:12:59 Post No.695342092 [Report]
Wait, you're supposed to use lube?
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:13:06 Post No.695342106
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:13:06 Post No.695342106 [Report]
>>695341075
oil or body wash. don't get it in your dick OP
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:16:03 Post No.695342398
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:16:03 Post No.695342398 [Report]
Just grow a foreskin and never worry about needing lube for fapping again.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:16:09 Post No.695342411
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:16:09 Post No.695342411 [Report]
Those nuts look like eggs
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:16:28 Post No.695342449
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:16:28 Post No.695342449 [Report]
I only dry cum, only time I use lube is if the gf is giving me a handy
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:16:55 Post No.695342494
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:16:55 Post No.695342494 [Report]
Conditioner
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:17:03 Post No.695342503
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:17:03 Post No.695342503 [Report]
coconut oil is cheap and amazing. better than KY for insertions too, no rectal burn
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:17:53 Post No.695342583
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>>695342398
I used to have doeskin but my dick grew
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:18:09 Post No.695342605
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:18:09 Post No.695342605 [Report]
>>695341075
Use your foreskin
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:18:59 Post No.695342691
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:18:59 Post No.695342691 [Report]
>>695342583
I can't spell doeskin
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:19:34 Post No.695342753
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:19:34 Post No.695342753 [Report]
>>695342583
Its like saying i used to have skin on my had but as my had grew my skin became tense
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:21:29 Post No.695342962
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:21:29 Post No.695342962 [Report]
Bananas are great to use.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:21:35 Post No.695342982
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I specifically remember having foreskin as a kid so unless I was abducted by a gang of Jews I just grew out of having foreskin.

Soft pic attached guys
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:22:57 Post No.695343142
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:22:57 Post No.695343142 [Report]
>>695341075
get a microwave safe bowl. mix 1 part bleach and 1 part ammonia. there will be a mild exothermic reaction that results in the two chemicals combining to create a hypoallergenic gel lubricant. This is basically how they astroglide.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:23:01 Post No.695343152
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:23:01 Post No.695343152 [Report]
>>695342753
Thats literally what I said man
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:24:25 Post No.695343310
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:24:25 Post No.695343310 [Report]
Use some shit.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:24:31 Post No.695343320
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:24:31 Post No.695343320 [Report]
>>695343224
Stop posting that picture u disgusting queer
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:24:59 Post No.695343382
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>>695342648
I'm not exactly sure but that doesn't look like a vagina to me, anon
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:25:40 Post No.695343469
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:25:40 Post No.695343469 [Report]
>>695341075
That's what you get for being a cut fag.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:25:43 Post No.695343480
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:25:43 Post No.695343480 [Report]
>>695342982
>that circumcision scar
get the fuck out of here you fag
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:26:30 Post No.695343569
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:26:30 Post No.695343569 [Report]
BENGAY YOU FUCKING RETARD
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:28:27 Post No.695343781
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:28:27 Post No.695343781 [Report]
>>695343480
I'm sorry which area of my penis has this be specific

Also what the fuck is bengay you homos and why the fuck would I have any
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:28:34 Post No.695343792
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:28:34 Post No.695343792 [Report]
>>695341963
>says the fag in the fruity calvin clines.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:29:45 Post No.695343920
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>>695343792
Says the guy who clicked the thread
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:30:14 Post No.695343975
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:30:14 Post No.695343975 [Report]
>>695343469
i'm a "cut fag" and i've never used lube, never understood what's so great about it
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:30:32 Post No.695344004
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>>695341075
what is the point of this thread op?
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:32:23 Post No.695344178
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:32:23 Post No.695344178 [Report]
>>695343781
don't do it OP. It's liquid heat and will burn you. It's obviously uncut fags jealous of your clean penis and proof that not being cut causes degeneracy and mental retardation.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:32:27 Post No.695344185
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:32:27 Post No.695344185 [Report]
>>695343781
You see the color change about 2/3 the way up? That's because the part closer to the head used to be the inside of the foreskin
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:32:44 Post No.695344219
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:32:44 Post No.695344219 [Report]
Take a warm bath it will help a bit.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:33:34 Post No.695344299
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>>695344004
To be honest I'm on a mission to see how hard I can fuck with b
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:33:43 Post No.695344312
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:33:43 Post No.695344312 [Report]
Use your spit
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:35:04 Post No.695344447
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:35:04 Post No.695344447 [Report]
>>695341075
cooking oil.

>olive oil is love. olive oil is life.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:35:26 Post No.695344493
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:35:26 Post No.695344493 [Report]
>>695344185
That literally blood oh god I love doing this everyday
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:35:42 Post No.695344521
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>>695344299
By posting pictures of your dick and unshaven balls?
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:35:46 Post No.695344528
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:35:46 Post No.695344528 [Report]
>>695343920
says the homo with an iphone that uses eggs to... ???...eggs to.... yeah I got nothing.

>>695344004
penis
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:36:32 Post No.695344605
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:36:32 Post No.695344605 [Report]
>>695341075
squirty soap
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:36:42 Post No.695344621
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:36:42 Post No.695344621 [Report]
>>695344521
I post daily with a different b8 and always cum hard
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:38:10 Post No.695344776
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:38:10 Post No.695344776 [Report]
Shit in your hand and use that
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:38:30 Post No.695344806
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:38:30 Post No.695344806 [Report]
>>695344299
this post made you seem more gay than when you decided to create a thread by posting your balls
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:40:14 Post No.695345042
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>>695344621
Cum to what? People thinking your a retard? If you wanted faggots to talk about your dick you should have just asked.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:41:07 Post No.695345172
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:41:07 Post No.695345172 [Report]
>>695344806
I am in fact a fag
I am gone. But doesn't excuse you (yes you) from clicking on a picture of my big red balls and reading this thread
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:41:11 Post No.695345181
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:41:11 Post No.695345181 [Report]
>>695341539
Dude third. Use that shit
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:43:13 Post No.695345464
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:43:13 Post No.695345464 [Report]
>>695345172
Post more! I wanna see that dick cum faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:45:59 Post No.695345842
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:45:59 Post No.695345842 [Report]
No need for lube
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:46:01 Post No.695345846
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:46:01 Post No.695345846 [Report]
>>695345172
shave your undercarriage bb. noone wants to fuck a faggot with with a hairy boypussy.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:46:28 Post No.695345900
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:46:28 Post No.695345900 [Report]
>>695341258
/thread
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:48:23 Post No.695346097
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:48:23 Post No.695346097 [Report]
>>695345846
It's so much work tho
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:49:22 Post No.695346182
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>>695346097
Less talk, more cock!
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:53:51 Post No.695346591
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>>695346182
It's not bent it's soft
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:54:52 Post No.695346704
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:54:52 Post No.695346704 [Report]
man up, wd40
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:54:54 Post No.695346709
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:54:54 Post No.695346709 [Report]
>>695346591
Mind if I post cock also?
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:57:59 Post No.695346972
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>>695346709
Fuck it.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:58:00 Post No.695346974
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:58:00 Post No.695346974 [Report]
>>695346709
full body nudes would be better (face doesn't have to be shown, i.e. hidden with mask, behind book, etc.) but sure, why not. cock away. I'm horny as fuck right now and could use something more to jack off to.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:59:36 Post No.695347112
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 08:59:36 Post No.695347112 [Report]
>>695346972
Fuck yes that is nice. I'd definitely suck that.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:01:33 Post No.695347270
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:01:33 Post No.695347270 [Report]
>>695341075
SHAVING CREAM
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:04:50 Post No.695347575
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:04:50 Post No.695347575 [Report]
These dubs proclaim that you must use your own shit
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:08:26 Post No.695348046
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>>695347112
I would suck yours aswell. Post moar cock pls.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:09:51 Post No.695348220
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:09:51 Post No.695348220 [Report]
I don't know what happened to my thread
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:12:37 Post No.695348554
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:12:37 Post No.695348554 [Report]
>>695341075
in a pinch
aintibiotic ointment
take a shower and use soap lather ( dont use hand soap it dries on their and makes it look weird and hurt when you get hard)
whipped cream
shaving cream ( have to keep applying more because it dries fast)
banana peel (like natures fleshlight)
any type of cooking oil
really any type of food liquid
ketchup mustard, mayo. etc but this will smell so clean up good
everyday butter is a good option
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:17:31 Post No.695348989
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>>695348554
K
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:17:51 Post No.695349019
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:17:51 Post No.695349019 [Report]
>>695348046
Sadly as nice a thought as that is, Nobody in these threads is ever anywhere near me. :(
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:18:24 Post No.695349064
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:18:24 Post No.695349064 [Report]
Use raw egg whites.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:20:27 Post No.695349236
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:20:27 Post No.695349236 [Report]
>>695342982
wow brainwashed
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:27:54 Post No.695349783
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:27:54 Post No.695349783 [Report]
>>695341075
Rub the dry head of your cock back and forth lightly against the hair on your arm. Intense tingling orgasm will result.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:30:12 Post No.695349969
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:30:12 Post No.695349969 [Report]
>>695341075
grow a foreskin
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:36:08 Post No.695350594
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 09:36:08 Post No.695350594 [Report]
Does op have cancer
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:00:19 Post No.695352653
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:00:19 Post No.695352653 [Report]
what is wrong with his balls
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:01:57 Post No.695352811
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:01:57 Post No.695352811 [Report]
>>695341075
Use some butter or olive oil
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:04:06 Post No.695352997
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:04:06 Post No.695352997 [Report]
>>695343142
Don't do this
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:05:31 Post No.695353116
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:12:14 Post No.695353634
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:12:14 Post No.695353634 [Report]
I wish those massive testicles were on my face
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:15:45 Post No.695353919
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:15:45 Post No.695353919 [Report]
>>695341075
take a shower, use soapy water, thats what i do, if i get caught i just say: "its mine and i am going to wash it as fast as i want to"
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:30:53 Post No.695355079
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>>695341679
Dry cumming is the best for a quickie.
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:37:18 Post No.695355537
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:37:18 Post No.695355537 [Report]
>>695343142
This
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:45:11 Post No.695356074
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 10:45:11 Post No.695356074 [Report]
>>695341075
I usally use toothpaste when I run out. It smells like hell after but its worth it. Feels really nice on the dick-head.
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