inb4 lies

>>695340759
I thought about it but never had the balls, I just do it indirectly ie take them on dates and shit

I loaned my friend £3500, she didn't even offer to suck me off. Stuff like that only happens in porn.

Isn't every nice thing you do for a woman in the hope of getting sex? Paying for dinner is indirectly paying for sex.

>>695340759
yep. two girls. One I ended up with in a kind of relationship for a while.

Knew the girl ahead of time in both cases though, so I knew when they needed cash badly enough to consider it.

>>695341495
I mean... I would suck you off for that kinda cash. Even a loan.

>>695340759
cousin

she wasn't into it at all and being a bitch every second of it, so instead of 20 I gave her 5 because I still nutted in her mouth lol

>>695340759
Had a housemate that was a dyke
Sucked a mean cock tho and had a tight pussy
Got to get some a couple of times

>>695340759
Yep. Cashed a big check, had it in my pocket. Pulled it out in an elevator where it was only me and my neighbor. She asked for a loan... I ONLY knew she was my neighbor. I told her if she follows me to my appartment and has sex with me, I will give her half. She giggled until I made it clear I was serious. Sex was just okay, but she was really hot so that helped a lot.

>>695340759
1 girl i knew needed money badly she asked for $200 for a blowjob. She said its not paying for sex but helping a friend in need.

my ex was dumped by her new boyfriend.. she needed a place to stay for the night. i told her only for sex.. she agreed

when i was in high school i gave my girlfriend 5 bucks go give me a footjob, dick in between her big to and middle toe.

she didnt wanna do it but then i said, what if i paid you, and she IMMEDIATELY was down.

never told anyone that. welcome to 4chan.

>>695341495
with that kind of money just about any man should be able to make most women do much more than give a little head
unless she is EXTREMELY fucking rich and doesn't value the money as much as a normal girl it sounds like you handled the situation like a fucking beta.

girl needs help with money, you have a shit load of cash. shit is as easy as it gets

>>695342358
I think must people would feel obligated to at least give out a handjob. Not that ungrateful cunt.

>>695342258
Virginfag

>>695341495
did she pay yuou back?

>>695340759
Some chick I kinda knew wanted to stay over at my place for the night. She sucked mi pito in return.

>>695342732
you must have a micro dick

>>695340759
Source on pic?

>>695340759
Get em drunk, like super drunk at pub
offer them a ride home
get taxi to ur pad
rape the shit outta her
taxi and boozes count as paying for sex

>>695340759
Yea.
140 SEK to have sex with my sister.
We used to have sex but she put a end to it, when I offered her cash she allowed me one last tide to have sex with her.

>>695342757
She was a friend, at the time I just wanted to help her sort her life. It was later I thought to myself I should have handled it differently, and she should have shown more gratitude. Never again, not cucking myself anymore.

>>695341495
It's probably because you're fat and ugly D:

Always start low, like $20

Never let her think she's worth a lot, even if she is.

I had a fuck buddy for a while. She would never let me give her a facial, but eventually allowed me in exchange for a ~£100 book of mine (it was just gathering dust)

Girls get off on being paid for sex. Somehow it makes them feel worthy. Most girls have the fantasy. If you can create a safe zone for them, convince them they can do it with you and no one will ever find out, you watch how many 'nornal' girls turn into whores.

And yes I've got a few girls to agree to it

>>695340759
Only betas ask such questions.

>>695342862
She's paid just over £1000 back atm.

>>695342951
Found the frat boy.

>>695342814
bait

>>695340759
My ex-girlfriend once. Afterwards she didn't even make me pay which was fairly nice.

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>>695342951
dis u dood?

>>695343076
Unfortunately very true. But at least being such a pathetic cunt over the last few years is stirring me on to get my shit together.

>>695343332
missed quads, fagh.

>>695340759
No, ice cream, but never money.

>>695343332
>unfortunately very true
>also misses quads

kek

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>>695343618
Is That, Legal?

>>695340759
>paying a woman for sex
isnt that the definition of prostitute?

>>695343723
Of course. Just remember to coach her to tell mommy she had 'dessert'.

on dating sites you can ask if they're up for money they might be if they're in a hard spot,some hotties.. at that
ie:probably about 10 chicks,i wouldn't go for a hooker off of bp though.to much risk.

>>695343726
Prostitute is a profession, like Lawyer. You can read a law book, doesn't make you a lawyer.

>>695340759
most panhandlers will do it

>>695343723
In all seriousness, no, I have not.

Haha yeah. I grew up in a small poor town. Nothing significant about us except that a huge interstate highway ran through that was popular for running drugs. I used to hang out at the rest stop because you could find shit there. People dropped wallets, watches, phones...So one day when I was in 9th grade, I'm sucking off some trucker for some speed. I hop out of his cab and I see some people leaving the wooded area. I decide to go in an look around and I see a CD case laying on the ground. Now I only had a walkman at this point but I know CDs are cool. So I go an investigate and it's "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue. My favorite band. I pick it up because maybe someday I'll have a CD player. When I open it, shit there is $1500 inside. I've never seen so much money in my life. So I wait till the next high school party and I offer Tiffany Loudermilk $100 to fuck me, she says sure but tries to make me wear a condom. I offer $200 and she says no condom is fine. I lose my virginity, shoot my load inside her in about 45 seconds,and go back to enjoying the party. I use the remaining $1300 to bang every whore in my class and ended up fathering like 6-7 kids. I'm a huge loser and none of them wanted to admit to fucking me so I never had to pay child support on any of them.

I had a girl steal 20 dollars out of my wallet after giving me a blowjob.

Always see this shit on CL, example "buy me a dimebag and I'll suck you off."

>>695344032
Just reported you, have fun in the pokey faggot

>>695344059
Sounds legit.

>>695343309
who is this fuck with dem crazy eyes

>>695344108

Yeah that's what I'd tell the cops too

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>>695344108
Niall?

>>695343977
prostitute, a person who engages in sexual activity for money.
thats the defintion, nothing about being a profession

I once got blown by a friends girlfriend, for about 50 gold in wow vanilla.

The mount grind was hard

>>695344342
dumpster-rapistchan

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>>695340759
never tried but I have a friend who I have thought about asking many times....

Drugs & cash, they'll put out...no matter what.

>>695344801
fucking love this lol.

>>695344494
>the world's oldest profession

>>695344801
sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkr_wbiuB5I

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yeah I've had a few girlfriends

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I leant a female friend several hundred euro, although at the time I sorta knew she wouldn't be able to pay me back or it would be a really long time. But I wanted to help her out and I definintely had no alterior motive. But one night after we went out to get food and a few drinks, totally platonically on my part, she invited me back to her place and gave me a blowjob. It was really, really weird and awkward at first, she literally just finished talking about the topic at hand, came over to me and undid my pants and pulled them down - totally out of the blue. At first I did kinda protest because it was so incredibly weird and felt wrong but after a few minutes persuasion I just let it happen. Most expensive blowjob ever. But way more satisfying than outright paying a hooker.

We're still friends now and talk sometimes and that night was never mentioned again....or the money.

>>695345983
dont be a faggot and get your cash back or take her slut ass to court

>>695340759
a little off topic but I know a place where a 10/10 bitch come get her customers and I'd like to know her prices. Prob is I'm not 100% sure she's a prostitute but she looks like one (I've never seen a girl that hot) and she came there for absolutely no reason but to wait 1 fucking hour for a guy to pick her up in his car (she had a car herself).

>>695345983
>>695341495
Why didn't this happen to me? For £3500 I should get one every day.

>>695343041
>>695342757

>being this autistic

Your friend didn't owe you shit, you gave her money at your own free will. Expecting someone to probably ruin a relationship for your 10 minute needs as a sign of gratitude is about as beta as you can get. Retards

I used to fuck my friends girlfriend and get pictures in exchange for weed

>>695346364
Pics or it didnt happen

>>695343161
So now you issue ultimatum. Something has come up and you need the money sooner rather than later.

She'll turn on the tears, make out like your thinking of something then say " I suppose there's one way we could both be happy but no it's a bad idea..."

All women are whores. She'll fill in the gaps.. whilst you fill her gaps!

>>695344801
can somebody tell me what is PLN?

Ok fuckers, been gone a long time and I think you want a good story. I got you. Give me a second to type up and I got a great one.

>>695346294
No, more likely women using men to get what they want.

>>695346589
Maybe. I've kind of lost interest in her as a friend so if it ruins our relationship then nothings lost.

>>695346673
Then you act that way towards those women, lumping all members of the opposite sex into one group and making assumptions because of your shit experience just shows your bitterness and insecurity. Treating a "friend" like that is low.

I just pay her for dinner and then I fuck her.

Don't know if it counts but I did my friends homework for a month so she would give me head

>>695346628

Polish currency. Zloty.

>>695340759
doesn't really work that way. I'm sure every bitch has her price, though. It probably works. Prostitution is the oldest business there is. Marriage is basically a form of it.

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>>695343143
>this guys smart guys listen up

>>695346641 me

Ok, so be twenty five, fat, haven't had a girlfriend in a long time. Have had sex, not total loser, but be shit with luck getting women. Also fat.

I used to work in a bar next to a gas station. We served food all day so I was running around on deliveries some times. I went in a lot to buy shit and gas up. There we meet a female clerk, fat ghetto white bitch. Flirting with every guy in the store, including me. She kept dropping hints about what she'd like to do to me. So finally one day I got desperate and decided to call her on her bluff.

>>695346859
Borrowing large sums of money then doing shit like forgetting my birthday, cancelling meeting up to do shit with her other friends and a general lack of interest when I've got problems doesn't make her a good friend anymore.

>>695345983
*ulterior
FTFY

>>695340759
>ya. my wife.
seriously. the first time i fucked her was when she and her ex needed money so i offered them 150 bucks to bang. a few months later, i find out he was abusive to her, so i had her move in, then went, got him drunk and fucked him in the ass. we got married a year or so later and have been together many happy years.

Theirs these leather flip flops called Rainbows at Nordstrom. Overpriced, but only like $50. Was waiting for a mutual friend to get out of work when we say these, and she asked me jokingly to buy them for her. I laughed and said sure but blow me first! She got all serious and asked if I meant it. I was confused but said sure I guess and still laughed. Once it was time to pick up our friend, we got in the car and she unbuttoned my jeans and swallowed me. I did buy her the stupid things, but still. It counts.

>>695344467
Niall Evans?

>>695340759
I almost got my ex girlfriend to blow me for 50K worth of gold on World of Warcraft. After she left me, we lived together for awhile and I told her I was horny. She was like "I don't give a damn". So I said "I'll give you 50K gold just to suck me off" (She played the game as well). And for about 30 seconds she actually pondered doing it! I could see the wheels turning in her stupid whore head. Sadly though, she declined my offer. Point being is.. the bitch ALMOST did it.... lol. I still laugh about that to this day.

>>695347700
was she mexican with curly hair name starts with t? i know her i think

>>695346294
get a load of this white knight feminist cuck shit

if dropping a little bit of extra cash will give a girl incentive to suck my fat cock or let it stretch her pussy out then so be it, i think dating where you waste your money on girls is gay. If I'm going to pay than i would pay directly for the sex
and i don't care if the bitch is cheating
that makes it even hotter if anything because my cock is a thick 8 incher


I fuck plenty of free whores as well, I don't mind wasting a little bit of cash, just to make it as easy as possible though
I like how dominated girls can become when they are fucking for cash
and once they see that i can fuck them properly she will be down to fuck later for free or for very cheap

>>695340759
isnt that what girlfriends are??? cash for sex (if ur lucky)

>>695347227 cont.

So one night I walked up when I got off work. I waited for her to start flirting again and then I said "Ok, what are we gonna do?" She looked surprised. "Well what do you wanna do?" So I told her to show me her tits. She laughed so fucking loud I almost said fuck it but I pushed on. She says ok, we walk off camera and she pulls them out and I start grabbing them and sucking on them. She keeps fucking laughing, basically just kinda nervous about having to back it up. So I say what else? She says "I don't know, what do you want?" I told her I wanted her to jerk me off. She wasn't on board at first, not very willing, but she didn't shoot it down. I said I'd pay her 50 dollars. She finally agrees. So I wait in my car until she closed. Then, while her coworker waits in her car a few spaces away, she gets in my car, asks me to get it out for her, pretty hesitant the whole time (had to keep convincing her to do it) she gets me to cum. We drive to bank, I get her money, split. That was the beginning, but it continues if you care to hear more.

>>695342974
140 spänn? Billigt ligg, speciellt med syrran...

>>695347700
Cheap af, you win bro!

>>695340759
an ex-gf of mine offered to pay off my medical bills (at the time around $3000) if i would continue to sleep with her after we broke up.

just couldn't do it.
>lousy lay
>never stick your dick in crazy

>>695348143
never thought about trading virtual items

cant wait until pokemon go trading is an option, I know a few girls who'd put out some high-level pokes

>>695348439
I don't get this. She's your ex so at some point you gave her the dick for free but wouldn't for money because she's crazy?

>>695348294

nigga hurry up...

>>695340759
Well no, maybe. Let me clarify.

I've on several occasions gotten regular girls to do shit for pot, acid, or shrooms. Putting out is a common payment for women who can't afford their drugs. It's not as sleazy as outright hooking and you're liable to get much cleaner, fresher, and younger than if you just took the cash value for the dope to a regular hooker instead.

Then there was a girl (who'd commonly put out for smoke) who I loaned a couple hundred bucks to for rent. The stipulation was I could do anything I wanted sexually with her, as often as I wanted, until she paid me back....

I wouldn't really be interested in paying for sex. I've only did it once and the girl went about it with the passion of someone washing dishes, complete indifference. And her lack of even fake enthusiasm made it really difficult for me to stay hard.

When you pay with dope, particularly if it's a girl that you're already friends with the sex is good, hell most of them came back for free sessions afterwards when there wasn't even dope involved.

Get in the dope game people. It gives you a sexual edge.... and many many many girls who would never think of taking cash for sex will take dope for sex.

>>695348294
post all of it

>>695340759
How much does is that? Are they dollars or what?

>>695348682
Maybe he upgraded to some better pussy and had no time for the bitch

>>695348864
Yeah, makes sense.

>>695348682
fair point

when we started dating she wasn't that crazy. after i moved in with her, i became a total dick and made her even worse. so i dumped her. i think she figured she could still hold on to me with sex and upped the ante with money.

>>695347548
does that mean you literally penetrated him or?

Be aussie. I was getting cash out of an ATM and then this early twenty something white chick asked for some money cause she's needs money for "prescription meds". She looked 7/10, pale, black hair, slim build, medium height, wearing black tights, had piercings on nose. I was not in a hurry and I thought heres something I can exploit. I whispered to her "I will give ya $50 got a blow job" she agrees. Took her to my car. drove to somewhere secluded. Gave her the money and dropped my pants away she goes... wasn't the best bj I had but she clearly was use to doing such transactions. Would do again

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>>695340759

Bought this slut some meth in exchange for Fucking the shit out of her throat. Totally worth it.

>>695348939
That and he's rich so he didn't care about the money. I would fuck any ex if she was going to pay me decent money like that

Paid for an Ex's car repairs. My brother did the work for me, I paid for parts and gave him some cash. We created a debt repayment plan involving sex. She actually kept a log so she knew when her bill was "paid".

It wasn't for regular sex though but rather things I liked that she wasn't always up for. So to shoot cum on her pretty face it was 20 and 40 for anal. This lasted a few weeks til everything was done.

To my surprise she turned out to love anal after that and begged me to cum on her face.

>>695348972
why cant you accept your just an asshole and the male equivalent of the crazy bitch? Cringe worthy listening to people point fingers at everything except themselves, you probably have the same effect on all unfortunate girls.

>>695349331
Tits or gtfo

All these stories of people offering money for sex makes me wonder how fugly and weird some of you must be. It's really not that hard to get laid. Shit, if you have a little bit of personality it's not hard to fuck attractive girls.

>>695348294 cont cont

So I let a week or two pass, probably struck out again or something, but I walked over to the station one day ( remember it was day) (wait no I remember I was texting the coworker who waited for us to finish to drive her home. She had said that I got robbed. Said that I paid enough for a blowjob downtown. So that's what I wanted.) I walked up to her and she asked what I wanted. I said "some of that neck" which I guess she had talked about before to refer to a blowjob, probably something she got from the guys she usually went for (read: ghetto). Anyway she got all laughy a-fucking-gain because that's all this fat chick did. Seriously she had a piggy nose. So she didn't feel it again as much but I said I'd pay sixty. She thought about it for a little while, but she agreed. So that night I picked her up and we drove to some dark neighborhood road and I whipped it out again. She spat on me and stroked it for a while and then she finally started sucking me off. I gotta say, not nearly as good as I hoped, but I was just glad to have the attention. I got her to agree to swallow but she almost didn't cuz she gagged. Then I dropped her off and then began a six month period where I called her up to have her blow me at least once a month for like six months. Then we hit the last time we "hung out"

>>695349590
never underestimate autism

>>695349331
>why cant you accept your just an asshole
>your

perhaps reading comprehension is not your (not you're) strong point, but i admit to being an asshole.
>i became a total dick

>>695349728
nice

>>695349590
I can get laid, I just like coercing girls into sex one way or the other. convincing an uncertain or reluctant girl to fuck me because she needs the money gets me off.

>>695342938
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1798938991

>>695349303
In my experience, EVERY girl loves anal, some just don't know it yet. They usually say it's intense and gives stronger orgasms (particularly if you're working her clit with fingers while doing it).

If they say they don't like anal it's usually one of 2 reasons: 1. Just never tried it yet or 2. had it done once or twice by some guy that basically just forced it in without enough lube and prep time.

If you work her loose gradually with fingers and plenty of lube and start slow, they LOVE it!

Every girl I've dated or experimented with wound up loving anal, and ALL of them said they didn't like it to begin with.

>>695349807
>hurr durr mispelled you're

Literally who fucking cares this isn't an english essay, you say you became a total dick but you've probably been a dickhead your entire life was my whole point.

>>695349807
Haha!
"Dick"! BeCAME!
I see what you did there. Hilarious!

>>695349728 cont cont cont

So it's months after the first incident, we've been meeting up a lot, paying this bitch all this money, and the last time I asked her she stood me up so I cut her off. If you say you're going to take my money to suck my dick don't keep me waiting for you for an hour and expect me to pay up again soon. It had been a while since we talked when she contacted me and asked about one time we met and I asked her about fucking her. She agreed to 100, but the way she said it made me feel like she had feelings for me so I asked if she'd do it for seventy five, to which she also agreed. (Watch out, badass over here toying with fat whore hearts, it's like pretty woman starring John Goodman from coyote ugly except I'm not that fat yet(also starring Melissa McCarthy(except I'm not falling for this gross whore))) Anyway she says "we both have needs" or some shit, I'm too lonely to object, I get 75 out, drive to the ghetto, and fuck her. Biggest bullet I ever dodged because I did it raw and was apparently clean at that point. I lasted like thirty seconds if that. Fucking biggest waste of money in my life. I had fun for a while but it ended up a disaster. Moral is: everything in moderation!

Once paid a cute coworker for a bj

She needed money, I jokingly offered 20 for a bj and she agreed.

When it was over I was upset. I had a crush on her way before and I guess it bothered me that she would do shit like that for just a 20. And then I thought about just how many times she traded sex formoney, acting like the nice girl.

Whatever. I'm the douchebag that paid her.

>>695350612

post pics of the hambeast for lulz pls

I've been renting out the basement suite of my house and fucking some blond with huge tits in exchange for giving her and her manlet boyfriend a good deal for the rent.
My cock is just under 8.5 inches, and she absolutely loves it. Tells me how i fuck her better and my cock is better.
I fuck her daily

>>695351093

I really would if I had them. Honestly you might have convinced me to release a video I took of her blowing me if I hadn't deleted it. I wish I could deliver anon, but I cannot.

>>695351117
show cawk

>>695351093

Because seriously this is hands down the worst choice in regards to sexual encounters with women I ever had. And take my word for it, that means something. I have not always been proud of my female companions. I'm just happy to say more often than not anymore.

Girl gave a BJ once and swiped about 5 grams of high-grade hash from my house. Worth it.

>>695350274
i'm no match for your towering intellect

>>695350274
Well then maybe he became more of a dick. Who fucking cares?

>>695350274
It doesn't matter if your point is actually correct because it is fucking autistic thing to be talking about anyways

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>>695344356

I once got a blowjob from a co-worker in exchange for helping her move into her new appartment.

Good times

>>695346514
This

>>695349111
Anymore pics m8? Breddy hot.

>>695350274
>why can't you accept your just an asshole
He literally said he was a dick to her. Jesus fucking Christ, the reading comprehension on this one.

>>695340759
Every time my girlfriend sleeps with me, I put 1€ in an piggybank, on her birthday I'll buy something with that money for her. Btw she doesn't know about that, so I think it doesn't count.

>>695358254
By next year you'll have enough to take her out for a nice dinner at McDonalds.

>>695349590
>It's really not that hard to get laid
yes it is

oh yes it is

People who have sex regularly don't understand it because after a while you just kno what to do and how to go about it.

Most of these people learned it early on in their teens when learning these things was still easy, but when you still don't have a clue on how to go about it in your 20s it's fucking gruesome. Put on some mental disorders like social phobia on top of that and it's borderline impossible.

Source: Me
Spent 3 February to May in the States to learn how to get laid. Complete virgin before that, up to 9 girls now. It's still difficult, but at least I know what to do now.

Also having a social circle really fucking helps.

>>695348352
Hon är en sån tjej..

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One time when I was really drunk I went up to a bunch of girls dressed like sluts and I was like "how much for a blow job".

>All of tfw

I then was was like "oh come on you're all dressed like street walkers, I'm the only one who said it but everyone is thinking it" and then one of them slapped me.

Gf did not want to fuck had to give 20 for her to let me