Tastes like salty milk and coins, which coincidentally is what I gave her.

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>>695340051
Tinder is much better than a hooker

>>695340051
3 times
first time she was as old as my mom and kind of gross
second time I told the service to send someone young [I was 17 at the time]
they sent a Asian girl who was about 11 or 12 and a minder who scared me so much I didn't dare say too young no thanks.
third time was a surprise, this girl my age just walked up to me in a arcade and asked me for money then when I gave her some offer sex in the storage room behind the change booth, best sex I ever had.

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>>695340051
when i was 19 I paid one $5 to give me a BJ in my car. worst BJ i ever got, way too much teeth and couldn't make me cum after 20 mins so i told her to get out. regret /10

>>695342124
what country?

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I fuck this one as often as I can afford to. She even sexts me for free sends me pics, etc., and hangs out at my pad after we fuck now.

>>695342758
What did you expect for $5 ?! Carry your Baby too?

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>>695343415
enjoy your AIDS.
>>695343544
she named the price not me. i pulled over after a night and the pub and asked "how much for a Blow Job" she said $5, i said get in

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>>695340051
done several times, not always worth it..
sometimes its a closed box, sometimes i opened the door and left,
sometimes had the best fuck of my life for less than you would think..
was quite random for me, but i would honestly say 80-90% of time it was worth it

>>695340051
Once, but it was a real beauty. She could suck like a maniac. Normally i dont cum during a BJ but this girl knew what she was doing. After 5min i was ready again and gave her a good pounding. Was one of the best times tbh.
10/10 would do again.

paid a trap to suck her feminine penis once while gf was at work. it was a really bad time

You don't pay them for fuck you. You pay them to leave you alone when you are done fucking them.

>>695346362
>this meme again

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>>695340273

>>695346362
found the basement dwelling virgin

No but I once hacked this super cute chick in an internet cafe. I found nudes on her fb chats with multiple men and she was married (had to use a reverse proxy and spoof my browser to login). I met her the next day at the same internet cafe and got her to suck my dick in the bathroom. I held up my end and deleted the nudes. Best bj I ever had, I think she did the best she could because of how scared she was.

>>695340051
Tempted to.

I am not sure if I want to fuck her or ask her to strap it on. I guess I could do both.

>>695342952
Im assuming this guy is from China or some shit considering he fucked 12 year old

>>695346777
I'm god holy shit

>>695340051
>no
>good
>yes

>>695346820
>being this happy about trips

Newfag spotted

>>695347388
I'm god holy shit

>>695347412
I'm god holy shit

>>695347867
i'm a faggot holy shit

>>695348836
I know you are but what am I?

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>>695349174
WOW

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if you are going to get a prostitute, get one that supports trump.

>>695349480
Do you think she fucks mexicans?

>>695349425
I know you are but what am I?

>>695349541
only if they are legal

>>695349802
Go to sleep kiddo.

>>695349955
I know you are but what am I?

>>695350108
haha xd xD u rly got him xdxdx

>>695340051
Been batling this question myself tbh.

Mainly holding back because i live in a small as fuck town.

>>695350206
I know you are but what am I?

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Yes, trans.

Used condoms, even for oral. $230 aud for an hour. She was bottom only which is what I prefer.

It was fine, nothing amazing, nothing terrible. She was passable and had a nice body and feminine voice. Was mostly due to the fact I hadn't had sex in about 3 years because of a really shit breakup and figured if I was going to find a prostitute I'd give a transgirl a try.

Fucked a russian prostitute in Thailand. She's kinda famous in some circles. She's from Vladivostok. It was $1500 us for the night. I got to put it in her butt. That was nice.

no but its my fantasy to hire myself out as a tranny prostitute for as cheap as i can, hopefully getting a guy who beats the fuck out of me and hatecums on my face

>>695340051
check them

>>695351114
To add on to that, I got to fuck Dina Jewel back in the early 2000's when she was a prostitute in Amsterdam. 250 for the hour.

>>695340051
No because I think STDs are an inconvenience.

>>695350950
Patrician as fuck.

>>695343956
>says to another anon to enjoy his aids
>gets a BJ for $5 with zero questions asked.

you retarded retard.

>>695351517
L O L

>>695351435
assuming you fuck random girls, do you really think they don't have STDs?

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i havent yet but im planning on it. im just extremly specific. if im going to fuck one then she has to be asian. in NOLA there are too many fucking black hookers and cant find any asian hookers. i know amps exist but idk where since i dont live in the city and instead live in a pretty quiet town.

there are ALOT of asian spam ads that looks like its from an agency, but the pics just seem too suspect to me and the faces are always blurred and obviously not the type of women they would haven even if legit. kinda like the chinese food on the menu is nothing at all like what is actually served to you in certain chinese take out joints.

im using backpage to search btw. i have a very strong craving for asians and if im going to spend my money on a bitch then she HAS to be asian.

can you get STDs from blowjobs?

>>695353023

yes but the chance is very very low. so low that getting struck by lighting has better odds.

>>695353023
yeah. Herp and hpv are the most common, but even they are rare.

>>695340273
first post best post

>>695353161

basicaly the bitch would have to be a literal disease bag to give you an STD from a BJ.

which means dont get $5 BJs like an absolute retard like that one anon did.

>>695352827
Fucking feel you my nig.

>>695352716
you're assuming wrong cause I'm khv

>>695353392
I knew a girl that got hpv in her mouth. It would flare up from time to time. She got it from blowing a guy that had hpv and that said had no symptoms.

>>695353629

the guy was a disease bag, point proven.

>>695353629
how does her hpv flare up? physically

>>695353629
hpv can degenerate in cancer this shit is no joke

religions are soooo right about sex man

>>695353890
>religions are soooo right about sex man
kids are not gonna stop having sex just because you say them not to

they have treatment for hpv, they have condoms

>>695353863
warts.

>>695353890
only 4 types of hpv cause cancer. those 4 are also least likely to show symptoms (warts) pre-cancer. There is a vaccine for the 4 types that cause what was cancer.

>religions are soooo right about sex man
They are correct in that there are consequences if you don't take precautions.

>>695354133
>warts.
where?

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>>695353890

this is why u dont fuck any cheap prostitute.

for one thing to to a escort review site. 2ndly dont pay any less than $50 for a BJ unless you just want to increase your fucking odds of getting gangrene on your dick. but even at that price it gurantees nothing, which is where the reviews come in.

if she has STD or some shit then some reviewer WILL report it and she will be flagged as such, meaning no one will touch her and she will prob commit sudoku because she is losing money.

this is why review sites are best, even to just ask around.

>>695354084
>kids are not gonna stop having sex just because you say them not to
murderers aren't gonna stop murdering just because you tell them not to
thieves aren't gonna stop stealing just because you tell them not to

>>695354329
yes, what's your point?

>>695354266
Depends where you get it. In and around the mouth for oral, in and around the vagina & cervix, penis (the main cause of penile cancers), and the anus and colon.

I used to hire hookers to come over and I would film them while i asked them questions about what they did. I heard some of the craziest shit of my life doing this. I remember one telling me about how she was pregnant and had started trying to induce a miscarriage without success and one day while she was walking the track it happened and this handful of goo fell out of her and spilled out of her panties. She told me that she scooped it out and cleaned up but was still sort of bloody. She continued walking until she found a date and when she did she told him she was on her period and he was into it. He went down on her and had himself a time. All i could think about was how this horny fool was unknowingly engaging in cannibalism as his tongue scooped out pieces of dead baby.

>>695354393
That just because some problems are hard to fix doesn't mean we shouldn't try and fix them anyways

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>>695354266
where the fuck do you think?
Also unrelated gore. Enjoy.

>>695354310
Haha you are a fool to believe high end prostitutes always practice safe sex. They usually ask more money for it, some even have the services in the price.

>>695354485
the main reason for life is to procreate, people are not going stop that, escpecially horny teenagers.

how is it wrong with letting the have sex, just provide them condoms?

>>695353092
>>695353161
so it's okay to get bareback blowjob from prostitues?

>>695354453

depends on how many months she was in. also she prob just flushed the fetus down the toilet and left that part out because of trama or w/e.

>>695354675
>condoms
you mean that thing that takes all the pleasure away?

most likely, but still pretty sick. I mean...ugh.

>>695354669

i just said it wasnt guaranteed, which is why you use a escort review site. thos sites just have highly priced escorts as a default consequence for being well reviewed.

what im saying is dont fuck randoms and know what ur getting into and you will probally be fine.

>>695350950
>She
>Tranny
Pick one faggot, you're a bad person and should feel bad.

>>695354453

More stories!

>>695354682

idk, would you walk outside into a heavy thunderstorm holding a metal rod high into the air?

chances are you wont get struck, but you can decrease those chances even further by leaving the metal rod inside. i mean you still might get struck, but atleast your less likely now.

>>695340051
>Have you ever hired a prostitute?
yes
>How was it like?
some are good, some are bad, i guess its just luck
>Was it worth it?
sure, having fun fucking puss while drunk is aways worth it

>>695354901
>Pick one
She.
/shrugs, well that wasn't hard.

>>695354453
Fucking kek

>>695340051
>Have you ever hired a prostitute?
Many times

>How was it like?
Many experiences, from terrible to amazing

>Was it worth it?
Sometimes

Yea, a few times. I'll write what I can remember.
>1
Message place I went to with a friend (we didn't know). Nice hot Asian girl, hand/blow job, really nice. ($230) (8/10)
>2
Escort I found online. Turned out to be an Asian who could barely speak English. Nice sexy lingerie though. Full service (hand, blow, Fuck). ($120) (9/10)
>3
Message place found online. Grand Opening 2 girls for 1 special. Both girls turned out to be flawless, good English, sexy accent, sexy lingerie, nice soft breasts/ass. (10/10) ($150)
>4
Escort I found online. Really nice and polite. Small body, decent breasts. Full service, made me cum buckets (it had been awhile since I last been with anyone). Saw her 3 times actually. (7/10)($100x3)
>5
Escort I found online. Pictures were a little old, but she was still pretty good. Nice and polite. Knew how to work it and was nice and vocal during sex. (9/10)($110)
>6
Message place, I had seen ads for it for apple so I thought it would be alright. Asian girl, probably 30ish, little chubby. Had full service, but she was loose and I didn't feel much so she jerked me off to cum. Wasn't horrible, but it was just false advertising. (4/10)($150)
>7
Escort, young I think 20. light skinned black girl with a British accent. Dressed nice, and it was nice watching her strip. Insane body. Really knew how to work a cock too, and had this incredible almost dominating voice when she talked dirty. ($200)(10/10)

I've had good times with escorts, but I would actually go through their ads and reviews before calling them so I knew start to kind of expect.

>>695341536
Ikr, especially if you live close by your mom.

>>695340051
Bali , 2014 , really nice girl & hot as fuck.

Fucken brilliant blow job.

Only $40 , and yes I used a condom & showered after , I am not a moron.

There was a girl I interviewed who told me about the first time she was raped. She showed up to a bachelor party to dance and ended up getting raped by like 10 guys while a camera it. She ended trying to find regular work but couldnt get hired since everytime her background was pulled soliciting charges would show up so she ended going back to hooking. She told me how now everytime she went out she carried a weapon, when i asked her if she was packing one now she said yes. I asked her to show me and she pulled out a pistol from her bag. She then went on to tell me how another time she was called back or a second interview and the dude who called her back basically offered her a job for sex. When she declined the offer he booted her out and she had been hooking ever since.

>>695351435
your mom doesnt have stds?

>>695340051
It was a warm Cunt. Didn't have to care. Guaranteed BJ. When she left she just took her handbag not half my house

>>695354891
Reviewers can say whatever they want, but (most) STDs are quit hard to detect on both female and male.

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>>695340051
Yeah, a couple.
Was fun.
At the time, wish I had the cash back now.

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>>695355338
>using a condom for a blowjob

May as well just throw jello at your dick

>>695340051
no because I am not a loser

Is backpage anygood?

Yeah I've fucked over 1500 last count. Worst I've had was a dose of the clap from some slut I picked up in a bar in Brisbane.
I'm addicted and get fucken grumpy when i go a few days without pounding some poor thai slut. Usually I feel regret straight afterward but that passes fast and I'm soon on the hunt again.
Vicious circle.

>yes
>I got mediocre sex and the whole time I wondered if I would get an std
>it's cheaper than a girlfriend

>>695357970
heck yeah

>>695357970
Well, Mr "I am lurking b, wasting time answering questions not posed to me", I think you seem like a loser.

>>695358456
SAVAGE
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>>695350950
only a cuck would be ok with used condoms

>>695354453
This is why I come to 4chan, lol.

>>695340051
Never ordered an escort or picked up a streetwalker, but I visit massage parlors sometimes. You can get "full service" (sex) at some places, but I usually prefer handjobs. Not sure if this is relevant to your question, but it's fun.

>>695358513
damage control.jpg

>>695358154
> over 1500
You're going through them like cough drops. How much do they cost?

>>695358721
about three fiddy

>>695358519
Lol @ this. Also adorable doge in infinite loop.

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Yup.
Went to a brass house (whore house)
coked off my face
picked a young hot 19 year old
went to room
she put a condom on my flaccid dick
I was internally praying it would get hard after 6 hours of drinking and charlie
she started to suck it
then.....
In a voice deeper than James Earl Jones she said "You like that, baby?".

Put me off.

Had to tell her to keep her mouth shut and play with herself while I teased one out of a softy.

>>695359161
That still sounds like fun.

I like watching a slut play with herself. How did it end?

>>695358721
Varies according to what mood I'm in and what I want from the session. Usually around the $150 aud mark these days. The most I've paid was for a pornstar and she was $800. But it was fucking glorious.
Asians and I've addicts are the cheapest by far lol

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I had sex with "Air Force Amy" and she said that I had a big cock. But I'm sure she tells all her clients the same thing. She was fun and she really knew what she was doing.

>>695358154
Where do you live?

>>695359725
*What* kind of addicts? Lol at Autocorrect.

Everyone loves Asians.

What kinds of services do you get?

>>695359938
Love that bimbo look, and she sounds cool. I like it when sluts are having a good time.

>>695359439
With me slapping my wet noodle about before meekly bolting on her chest

>>695360451
I've had sessions at massage parlors that ended sort of like that. The trick is to be drunk enough that you'll walk through the door, but not too drunk to ejaculate.

Actually, my most embarrassing time was at a place that made you take your shoes off next to the door. I wasn't able to finish my business, but I tipped the girl and got ready to leave. Unfortunately, I had a terrible time putting my shoes back on--I kept keeling over. Instead of helping, the girl and her mamasan stood there, tittering. And I hate lurking near the door, because another dude might walk in any moment. Bad vibe, man.

>>695340051
Steadily 4-5 times a week the last 2 years. I can work anywhere I want for the bigger part of the year, so I often reside somewhere I can get good quality cheaply.