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>>695337207
i found my new fetish
>>695337301
Get the fuck outta here with that ifunny bullshit faggot
Aw hell naw, What she do?
Have some more
>>695338098
>>695337118
kek
>>695338098
kek
>>695337207
How?
>>695337207
Can someone explain?
>>695338920
Saline injections
Second part is a different guy and fake
>>695337118
i don't get it, is it because water has no sugar?
>>695337207
what happens when you stick your balls in the microwave
>>695337207
Randy is that you?
>>695339529
yes, you got the joke, good job
>>695337207
dude fucking wasted that potential glorious moneyshot
>>695337207
Cancer?
>>695340171
Kek'd
>>695337207
WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS????
>>695337118
Don't get it?
>>695337118
Look closely to the mtn dew pile of sugar.
>>695337207
now this is what I come here to see
>>695336196
Now that's just terrible. She says such things about homosexuals and then acts as if someone's pretending to be her?
She's a homophobe and a goddamn fat nigger.
>>695340666
no mtn dew kek
>>695340856
this nigger has some nerves... i'd ought to hang her by a tree
>>695337118
Nice plane
>>695340666
>satanic 666
>>695340893
FUCK i meant to say monster
>>695337207
So this is what happens if you never empty your balls?
>>695340171
Yo mama
>>695340666
wasted satanic trips
>>695336196
She's an idiot. She made it so much worse for herself by responding to the tweets. She engaged in a fucking Twitter war with anonymous users using anime avatars KEK
>>695336196
White Lesbian Mom Sues Sperm Bank After She Gave Birth to Black Man's Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0XZM2vJPE
>>695340612
kek ... lost
>>695340171
Lol
>>695341647
>330
>380
kek
>>695340171
Oh c'mon
>>695340171
Lol
>>695337207
Why is nobody asking the real questions?
Like why is this faggot wearing a neckerchief in the fucking shower
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talking big shit. Watch yourselves.
>>695342733
Does this guy have have even have the nipples?
>>695337207
wtf who is that and is it real????
>>695340341
got me
>>695341268
Take this 9fag trash and leave
>>695336196
Haha gets me every time
>>695340171
Lost
>>695344304
>implying 4 xhannel gets any content anymore that wasnt first on 9gag, ifunny, reddit or tumblr
>>695344377
being this new
>>695337207
fucking hot
>>695337118
kek
>>695343891
>I'm
*going*
**too**
[zalgo]look[/zalgo]
~~like~~
^A
**newfag**
[spoiler]but[/spoiler]
*I
*don't
*care
%triforce
>>695344828
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>695340171
lol
>>695345014
Someone had to do it.
>>695342733
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re
idkw this gets a smile from me almost every time
>>695344377
I kek at your faggotry
>>695344594
well done faggot
>>695345107
justin u cunt?
>>695340666
More fucking proof that monster is satanic!
>>695341540
Pretty much everyone that didn't grow up in the days of the internet would react the same.
>>695342733
>brings a fist to a gunfight.
Meh, if you insist...
>>695345691
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>695345014
%triforce
>>695345107
>>695345169
Что ты блять только щас обо мне сказал, маленькая сука? Я дам тебе знать я закончил лучших в классе спецназа и я принимал участие в многих секретных рейдах на Аль-Каиде и у меня есть подтверждение о более чем 300 убитых. Я тренированный в партизанскых приёмах ведениях войнах и я самый лучший снайпер в целых Вооружённых Силах Российской Федерации. Ты мне ничего кроме просто ещё один мишень. Я тебя уничтожу с точностью, которая никогда не была видна на Земле, попомни мои ёбаный слова. Ты думаешь ты можешь говорить так со мной и выйти сухим из воды, потому что ты через интернет пишешь? Передумай это, сука. В данный момент
>>695340171
haaa
>>695338322
South African here, had to learn about this fag in school
>incestuous relationship with mother
>when she died he forbid anyone from falling pregnant in the tribe for like three years
>pregnant women were clubbed to death
>kept taking groups of men on "bonding missions"
>>695345941
What on earth is only the case if I said a little ripe . I finished the special forces were involved in many secret upper-class Al - Qaeda , and let you know , died , confirmed that more than 300. I trained in guerrilla warfare , and the reception that I had the best goal of the whole army of the Russian Federation . What he did not say what the targets . I will note that the words My ass precision destruction that have never seen the world. Given that you write on the Internet, you can , if you tell me , I think you can get away with it . Change my mind about it , bitch . when
>>695345941
cyka blyat
>>695343891
anal^beads
>>695343891
[zalgo] OP is a faggot [/zalgo]
>>695346106
yeah shaka zulu was a fucking faggot
>>695341040
I think you mean hang her on a tree
I would be awfully confused if I walked by and seen her hanging on a post on a post or something when there's a perfectly good tree right behind her
>>695343891
>2016
>not using [zalgo] [/zalgo]
>>695340341
Fratello non solo l'hai duplicata ma anche 2 volte?
>>695340258
>>695340341
got me hard
http://webmshare.com/play/jME3A
RapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRape
>>695345014
>>695346511
>>695346649
>>695346910
>>695347080
the literal newfags
>>695336196
"she" is a man
f̭̱̮̝̲u̵͚̼̻c̰͈͞k̨̺i͉̗̲n̷̦̟͖̺g͙͠ ͎̩͖̱͚͚͞n̤̮é̙ẉ̹f̺̣̝͔͖̰ag̗͖̦̣̖̦͙s̺̳͓̼̥̮̳
>>695341268
lost. top zozzle
>>695344466
>9gag
>original content
Pick one
>>695340570
That was a good movie tbh
>>695341268
rly nigga?
>>695337207
The faggot injected some shit its not cum you dense fucking faggots jesus christ it really is summer in here
>>695341268
why did I laugh?
>>695340171
Ayy
>>695341187
yo look at that sexy ass fupa
>>695347067
she looks like a random char from sims 3
>>695347148
is he kill?
>>695345014
Lost
>>695347689
kinda mad your picture of yusuke is called sasuke
kinda think that's what you were going for though
kinda not mad really
>>695348044
there is another one with some facebook page, anyone have it?
>>695340098
No he injected silicon into is dick and balls
I actually thought of a decent joke while shaving.
>In ten years or so we'll all look back and someone will say to their buddy "hey do you remember when black lives mattered?"
>>695348990
maybe islamic people
>>695341187
>Reply or your mother dies in her sleep
>Believes you
>Intentionally doesn't reply
>>695348604
nobody knows
legends says, that he is still jogging
>>695346106
South Africa has the shittiest accent in the world
>>695340171
le meme.
>>695349213
kek
>>695348604
>>695349213
This combo broke me.
>>695349216
All the ladies riding on my dick while I travelled Europe say otherwise
>I agree though
>It's the common SA accent that you see in movies, the red neck equivalent. Most of us aren't nearly that bad
>>695340171
fag
>>695344377
u fuckin idyut
>>695340171
boo
>>695349384
And this is where we build walls to stop the rape of our women. Stick your dick in the shit-tier goblins back home.
>>695340171
massive cunt
>>695340171
bitch
>>695349690
>Can't burn the mad man
kek
>>695347724
because youre 13
>>695348990 love is love only when it's all White. or White+Japanese,Korean,Chinese: I can accept that if it is rare cases. also pedophilic love between White People is 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 trillions times more normal than the most abnormal and disgusting and degenerate shit like interracial sex and relatinoships between "white" "women" (once they did it or even thought about it they are no longer White, and no longer women, they became nigger-tier scum) and niggers scum and other nigger-tier scum.
>>695349839
I wish those were the years.
>>695340171
fuck off
>>695339683
Randy randy bobandy
>>695340171
Zimbabwe
>>695349725
Enjoy your school shootings/axe murdering
I'll be sitting here enjoying my braai and good beer with with my culturally diverse set of friends while we watch the rest of the world fall apart.
>inb4 cuck
>that's an american fetish
>>695348990 interracial sex propaganda detected.
>>695343940
kek
>>695337207
after cum
t̨̡̮̺̹̼͔͔̲̯̗̞̥̙̬̺̺̊̓̾̐͒̎̈́ͩ̄͆̀̚͟͟ͅḩ̴̨̙̯̞̫͇̩̩͕̊̒͛ͧ͛ͦ͒͂̆̚͞ͅĩ̧͇̲̹̦̘̭̦͙̫͔̝̙̮͊̽̉ͮ̂ͪ̉̓̌̒ͮ͑̒ͪ̓̚̕͞͡ṣ̡̝̬̩̘̙̘͇͉̑̈̑̂ͮ͘͜͡ͅ ̵̘̘̠̯͎͋ͪ̓͋̿̃̎̇ͯ̔ͫ͗ͬ͋̔͡ͅr̗͉̤̙̻̟͚ͭ͐̓̒́̎͟i̴̸̦̟̞̟̻͐̆ͩ̓̇̄͋̊ͤ͘g̵̐ͦ͛̀̓ͯ͟͞͏͙̼̬̠ͅh̭͚̻͇͉̙̙̞͎̤̜̬͇̝̍̽̉̓ͯ̄͛͊͑͆ͮ̀͜t̎̎́̇ͨ́̔ͭͭ̎ͤ͘҉̸̴̲͚̣͎̬ ̐ͣ̃̍͐͘͏͎̼͕͎͉̯͚͈ͅh̢̡̡͎̮͉̻̳̣͎̳̫̯͉̮͗̓̓̈ͧͩ̊͊ͯͦ́͝ͅe̵̫͎̯͔̬̠̫̱͖̤̜͚͔͔̖̯͓͛̎̇̉̓ͤ̀ͅr̶̴̡̡̝̼̤ͮ̒̽̇̋̆̊͂̑͒̌̀e̽͆ͣ̽̀̓̂̆̏͗͊͛̿͂̏̃҉҉̗͍̙̬͓ ̴̡̟̲̩͍̞͓̮̦̗͑͂̿͌ͣ̓́ͤ̌̾̉̽ͤ̉͋́̀͜i̸͎̮͉̻͇̼̭̙̣̔ͩ̔̽ͭͯ͂̈ͩ͐͋̃̓̿͛̀͗́s̨̢̢̰̰̬̟̯̟͈̹͗̓͛ͤͨͮ ̡̳̰̳̰͎̦̺̆͑̾̓͐͊̀̚m̢̝̖̲͖͍̖̠̹̣̟̗̗̪̼̳͖̗͓̣̍̾̈́ͨ̔ͪ̎̒͞ŷ̸̶̡̛̩̱̝̱͇͍͕̱͈͚̂ͩͫ̆̋̈́͋̚̕ͅ ̵̧̭̞̱̿̎̏ͨ́̉ͩͭ͌̀̊̃ͩ̚͞t̴̴̺̬̱͓̙̞̃ͭ̃̆͌ͧ̏͒ͯ̓̈̅̏̿̇ͧyͯ̈́̑́̓͠͏̪̠̭̖̫͚̀͡͝p̸̢̛̥̟͎̞͍̙̟̖͓̝̖̫̩̫͖ͨͧ̓̐̈́͌̂̅̉̔ͯ̂̒̾ͤ̐̉͂̀͢ě̢̙̝̗̤̬̭͍͖̫̳̥̤͚̰̱ͭ̄͒ͦͪ̓ͬ͋͌̃̈̓ͪͭͣ̀͟͠ ̸̜͕͎̮̂͗̊̾̂̂͒ͦ̒́o̷̿ͪ̃͐́ͭ͒̍ͩ͒̃͌̄̈́̑̀̇̚͏̭͙͓̬̯̞̯͕̤͕̤̯̹f̺̜̺͓͎̮͙̟̟͙͈͈̘̼ͦ͋̽ͯ̍ͬͤ̅̊̃̃͐̎͗ͪ͜͢͜͞ ͑̌̈ͮ҉҉̵͉̟̦̱̕͡ͅp̵̝̭̲̞̼̉̆͆̓ͮ͛͐̿͊͋ͨͨͬ͒́̀͝͠å̄ͭ̓͐̾͒ͧ̔ͤ҉̥̟̱̳̹͞r̷̸̛̘͈̰̱̟͓̰̹͉̫ͯ̌ͮ͋̅̓̎̐͗̽̋ͨ̆͒̀͑͢t̛̰̟̭͕̻͕̫̭̤̘̖̯͙̜̼̺ͧ́̿͑̋̋̾ͣ́̏ͬ̽͒̆͛̕͘ͅͅÿ́̉̃̋͊͑̂͂͒̄҉̴̡̺̪͚̤̖
>>695350267
>kek
>>695350119
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what the fuck is that?
>>695341187
murica'd
>>695349097
nah, there would be a goat there instead if it was islam
>>695340171
Good one
>>695349216
Fock you!
>>695345289
haha what the fuck
>>695340171
Fuck this newmeme god damn it
>>695344377
Kek
>>695350495
a girl and her dog...
>>695340171
kek
>>695340171
uncool
>>695349070
i'm kekking pretty hard over here. lost
>>695350125
kek
>>695336196
this is the /b/ i remember. do it again. and again. and again. i caugh my life
>>695340612
still creeps me out that giants have noses but not nostrils.
>>695340171
Fock nigga
>>695350750
fuccin got me
>>695350873
they look so fragile...and afraid
>>695340171
F u
>>695350718
It's tail wags even after it's lost consciousness
>>695346106
Howzit China.
>>695340171
Reply
>>695340171
Fuck
>>695342733
I am a Muslim and you're all fucking retards.
The bulk of this thread is let's kill the Muslims. Fucking retards. People die, for endless reasons. After 9/11 nothing changed except counter measures in air travel. So they got a truck. Can you guess how many Muslim truck drivers there are in North America? Enough to make 9/11 look like an hors d'oeuvres.
Nothing will ever change. We are all going to fight and kill and procreate and prosper only to be destroyed until the end of our species. There is no bright future in which we've "solved" war, poverty, etc. When Europeans realized they could exploit north America, millions died. Now we have religions realizing they have a massive demographic they can exploit, greater numbers of people than anytime in history. 1 motivated individual with a rifle can still kill the president. One individual with a rifle can still steal a dc-3, load it with explosives, and crash it into fucking anything.
Tl;Dr the world being fucked is the oldest fucking story and we will continue to hate fuck it ad infinitum
>>695343891
Z̩̮̐̉ͮ̇̅A̲̙̰̤͚̪ͅL͙͈̤̏̌̔͛̀Ǵ̞͚̟͚̙̇ͫ̔͊̓͢O̪͌ͣͩ̓
>>695340171
here's the reply
>>695351091
This quote is fake btw.
>>695343940
lost
>>695350718
Nigga you cant choke someone by pressing on their spine. Thats not how this works. The dog is just extremely uncomfortable. It realized resisting wasn't doing anything so it stopped flailing.
>>695351317
>pork is harm to us
>maximum kek levels
>>695351216
[̷̶̺̲̥̳̲͓̩͈̓̊̈́̐ͬ̌̎́z͉̱̽͐̅͑ͤͦa̡̧̫̩͖̭̘̯͓̺ͤ͛͛l̞̥͔ͣ̃̄̓ͮͩg̸̡̱̭͒̈o͑ͤ̔҉҉͉͔̭̫͘]̸̥̩̜͛ͯ̅̒ͫ̉̎̀ͩ͞ ͚̠͙̜̬̙̿ͨ̀Z̧̹̺̪̘̼͉̼̘ͦͮ̊ͯ̒̅͟Ą̣̳̜͖͈͍͎ͤ̃̄͂Ļ̝̗̇G̴̥̻͚̖͍̯͓͇̉̌ͧͮ̐̃̚̚͢O͕͚͒ͨ͊ͮ͋͆̆̒͡ ͔̩͎̹̤͖̿͑̌ͫ̓ͧ́[̷̛͍̘̤̇́̅̋͑͆̿͂/̛̘͆͂̏̋̋̒͗ͯ̓͘z̠͕̜̗͙̮̪ͮ̿̌̏̒̑ȁ̫̬̝̟̣̗̪̋̃͌l̀̽̀ͤͦ͏̬̲̗̝̥̗̜g͛ͭͣ̉͆̈́̿͠҉̳̙ͅo̡̠̲ͦ͐]͔͖̬͎̫͔̍̾̾͒̈́̔͟͝ͅ
>>695342733
Bid me to beg your pardon regarding your recent remarks towards my person, diminutive one? I'll have you know I excelled at my position in her majesties forces, and I've been instrumentally numerous scrumptious scrumps on Al-Quaeda, and I have in access of 30000 stasi helmets on my bedpost. I am refined in the art of advanced simian flanking and I'm the highest ranking marksman in all the royal guild. You are scant concerned to me but an afternoons Bob-a-job. I shall vaporize you to a single point, the physics of which has never been witnessed previously in this universe, index my ruddy articulations. You assume you can abscond with your slanderous digital sentiments? Suppose further, vagabond! During this exchange I am telegraphing my illicit congress of private dicks throughout the colonies and your pigeonhole is being gerrymandered presently so tally-how scallywag.The tally that eviscerates your how, so to speak. Your demise is imminent urchin. I can materialize in any vicinity in any instance, and I can snuff you out in over 9000 flavors with not but the balls of my fists. Not least, am I vigorously honed in bare-knuckle boxing, more over I am privy to the glorious arsenal of her majesty, and I will utilize it to it's most unpalatable ends to detent your offensive extremities beyond the countenance of this throbbing tectonic shelf, you unremarkable deposit. Whoa, whoa that you fail to foresee the satanic vicissitudes your little clever comment would have bulliate that you are to arrest your capricious ejaculate. But you have not the will you had not the occasion, so the extortion ensues you pribbling mass of cerebral condensate. I will issue displeasure in every crevasse of your immediacy and therein you shall gradually derespirate and subsequently expire. Your demise is imminent ragamuffin.
>>695351505
i need more cards like this, have enyone??
https://youtu.be/3QHBAs0P94Q
Will not disappoint
>>695346106
Today kids we learn about the nigger faggot.
>>695338098
Lost hard
>>695339275
http://www.primehealthchannel.com/elephantitis-elephantiasis-symptoms-causes-pictures-treatment-and-prevention.html
>>695345502
That's why those people should get the fuck off the internet when they feel frustrated. They're just not emotionally capeble of handling internet banter.
>>695340171
Fuck
>>695351186
I know you're going to catch shit for taking this so seriously, but...
I can see you're tired. I'm so sorry about everything that has made you this tired and eager to rant to anyone who might not ignore you.
So. From one person who can write and think to another. Please take care of yourself.
>>695337118
Hehe
>>695351635
Nice new forms unown!
>>695337245
The most accurate depiction of a jew ever.
Ţ͚̱̰̰̥̻͚o͔͇̫͖̠̘͞ͅ ͕͈͘iņ̞̟̱͔v̖̹͕̟͔o̹̟̬̜͘ͅͅk̻͙e͠ ̴t̯̣̲͟h̥͈͈̺̠͖͓e̩̤͚̬̠̬ ̧͎̫̟̞̹̻͎h͓̥i͔̘͙͟v̸̤̹ḙ͓̤͎̜ͅ-̷͎͈͕̫̞m̲̻͠i̷͕͚̲̥n̞̗͉̰̬͝d̖ ̨̜̝̠̤̝̼͉r̡͕̼e̘̜̠p͎̩͔̲͠r̵̗̖̭̝̪̺͔e̻͜s͖̤̤̹͔̤e͚̘̜̯̗̪̲n̠̲̲̫ͅt͇̼͚̦̥́i̲̘̳n̸͕̳͈̮g̸͚̫̫̼̭̼̫ ̡͎̮c̖͈h̙͈ͅa̭̟̪̗͉̹͜os̝̠͙.̯̥
̧͉͍̱I̛̼̠̹n̩̯̞̰͍̮v̲̟ͅǫ̖k̪̰̩i͍͕̜̲̘̫̺ņ̙͇̙g̢͎̖̗ ̧̻̙̱̻̭̟t͖̫͓̣͢h̙͉͓̝͉̙e̻ͅ f̶e̫͙̦̱͟e̶̪̫̘̘l̢͓̣ͅi̥̘̖̱̘ņ̞͎̞̬̞̹͎g̰̲̰̱͚ ͓̥̯̱͟o̺̞͚̱̤͎̲̕f͞ ̷̤͔̱̭͈c̟͍̲͞ͅͅh̺͉̲͕͚̟ạ̷̗̼̦̼o̡̟̭̟̝̦̹s̛͖̲͖̬̟̦̖.̥͓̙̪̭̱̦
̪̮͓̼W̯̪͈̩̣͔̕i̖͓̜͙͕͟t͕͠h̞̭ ͉ou͍͔͜t̮̠͖ ̦͟o҉͉͕͚͚͓͓͕r̬̬̹̟̖d̰͎̰̪e͉͓̠r̡̬͇̥̟̣̖.͙͇̣̟͉̜͈
̪̝̳̕T͓͓͎̰̟ͅh̶̹̝͕̰͉͚e̱̪̱̫̻ ̢̲͕̗͈͕̪N̰̹e̥͙̗z̳̱p̻̭̰e̝͙̬͢r̖̤̘d͖̱̕i̵͇̝̣̜͔a̵̭̠̮n̥͍ ̶̠h̶̺̯̱̳̣̫͎i̻̖̟͈̫͔̪v͚̯̬e͓͖̪̕-m̨̳̮i͎͕̜n͍̺̯̗d̪̰͕̭ ̠̥o̢̥̤͍f̥ ̨̙̹̤̥͓͚c͉͞h͎̞̻͚̜̺a̩o͏̟̝̳̞̞͈s̜̘͇̻̻̦.̶̹̲̟ ̹͙̯̰̦͜Z̨̤a̧̹̳̼lg̶̠̠͍o̜̖.͈̗̪͈͝
̙̰͉̘̗̟H̬̪͚̦̙̯̀e̛͍̝ ̪͍̬̤̤̱̰w̨̰h̭̥̝̪̰̺o͚͈̻̝͍̰̥͘ ̣W͇̟̜̰͓̪a͏̭̮̭̭i͈̜̦̺̹̗t͕̙͝s B̻è̬̫̖͍hi̠̱n̠͎̘̝̝̯̹d̹ ̯̥̘̣̪͈̳͠Th͙̙͟e̶̠̝̤̬̰̝ ̥̣͔̤͚Ẃ̖̩͚̰a̗̻̲̞l͚l̹̪̹͕̘͠.͙̙̦̹
̙̤̘̠͎̠͠Z̘̪̖͓̗͟A̤̰͓L̜̝̹̺G̵͕̭̯̖͉O̕!̡̤̰̖͚̠͙̤ ̲̪̥Ọ̗̪̀p̙͔͢ ͖̯͓̀i̹̬͙̫ş͓ ̤̞͙͉̘̥ͅa̛̝ ̹̥̯̜̕f̡̥͔͙̝̪̫̖a̝̠̯̦g̻̠̥͍̪̺̯ ͚̙̹̠͕̖̼́
>>695337207
i want out of life now
>>695350779
fffuuUUUCKKKIIIIIINNGGGGG NORMMMIIIEESSS GET OFF MY BOAAAARD
>>695341165
Actually no. This is fake, unless it is a weird medical condition I have never heard of (I doubt it since I am a doctor). The sperm cells in a male testicles, if not ejaculated out of the body, whether it be during sex or just casual masturbation, will die off within 30 minutes of being produced. (As a side note) They can only last 5 minutes outside the body, and cannot be inserted back into the body because the bacteria will cause a terrible virus in your groin area. However, if ejaculated into a female's uterus, they can live up to 15 minutes, the factor of the female going through her menstral cycle does not change the lifespan the sperm cells will have, though if she is in the middle of it, it will allow a higher probability of the sperm cells reaching an ovary. To continue back on track, it takes the testicles to reproduce almost every single sperm cell lost during ejaculation(approximately 2 million) within the following hour. So whether or not that was his first ejaculation, his testicles and sack can not physically expand to that size. Many Christian men, for example, do not masturbate due to their strict deviation to their religion, but they, like most other men, Christian or not, have ordinary regular sized testicles.
>>695349070
lost it at
>open up internet explorer
>>695347067
are you retarded or something? How can you download the same image twice?
>>695348382
failed
>>695340171
god dammit
>>695352045
Kek
>>695340171
NOOO
>>695345014
***to***
>>695352110
Deviation? Did you mean devotion, or something else?
>>695337118
holy shit you sneaky motherfcuker
>>695352356
There is nothing wrong with being Jewish.
>>695352405
yes there is
>>695350119
Look at the hair on that arm
>>695345289
pretty sure the full vid is still on youtube
>>695352339
Yes, I was typing and thinking of something else towards the end of typing that.
>>695352339
deviation from the norm of fapping whenever they feel like it
>>695349213
I finally broke.
>>695352405
Not a goy I take it.
>>695352339
>>695352598
It was me wasn't it? I have strong feelings for you too Anon ;) please talk about how you love my peenus weenus in a sexy way.
>>695352405
Excuse me?
>>695352752
>peenus weenus
>>695337207
well...
>>695348990
>10
>36
>10
>>695340171
you dickhead
>>695348990
>10 36
my personal favourite, super relateable
>>695340171
fuck you
>>695353008
are describing a sphere?
>>695350741
Isnt that the dude from VGHS and Rocket Jump?
>>695340171
boy oh boy
>>695337118
Oh man, anon
>wasn't ready for that
>>695352677
De-evolution in process.
>>695352356
Whatever helps you sleep at night, pal
>>695350630
yeh fock u im fockin flex yaknow just rollin my thing i flex. Its like cool in safrica yafeel likee they see ninja and think flex
>>695352677
looks like a fucking banana
>>695343891
>you
<are
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<Spoiler>Faggot</spoiler>
>tfw black man translates to dyn du in an African language
>>695353464
like this <spoiler>Faggot</Spoiler>
>>695347375
[flip] oh shit[/flip]
>>695340171
well played anon
>>695353464
oops meant [Spoiler]Faggot[/spoiler]
>>695353270
prtty cool guy
y̶̺̦̣͖̬̗͎͈͂ͫ͊̌͗̿͌͊́o̵̷̻̗̫̬̙̝͙̞̲̱̰̰̿̏̌̆͆ͩ̎͊̀ùͩ̓̈͌̅̔ͮ̐͑ͫ̋ͬͦ҉̨̡҉͇̣͎̫̻̪̱̠̞ͅ ̡̗̱͎͓̮̬͇̬̀̅̒̉̔ͪ̄ͩ̇̚͡͞aͮͬ̇̏͒́̌̉͑̍͒̎̌͋͝҉̷̯̰̳̜̜͕̤r̡̩̦̮͈̺̥̱ͦ̆͒ͬ͛ͬͬ̆ͣ̽̒͜e̶ͨ̍̍́ͮ̂ͨ͐ͨͭͤ͂͒͋̍̔ͣ̈͏͈̫͙͕̳̦̬͔̞͖̺̀͢ ̡̛̇̎ͭ̑̒͌ͨ͘҉͉̲͎̼̝̖͖̯̳̩͝à̶̡̧̝͙͇͙̭̮̬͉͚̥̳͎̩͆ͦ̊͝͝l̸̶̢ͦ͆ͯ̀͐͆̍ͪ͐ͧ͗͏̸̹̘̠̱̻̻̭͓l͑̆̇͌̈́̆͂̽͌ͫͯͬͮ͋͛̓̐͠҉̣͓͓̲͔̗͚̟̭ ̴ͧ̊̔̓͊͆̾ͧ̇̈́̍ͮ̈ͧ̀̾̎̍͘͝҉̩̞̭̣̫̺̻̠̲͖͢ͅn̶̎̍ͭ̐̇͆́͏̛̣̙̠͙̺̣̻̖͚̲̩͎̺̻̲̤͝ͅͅį͍̯͙͔̜̳̱̟̺̳̰̏̇͊̇̽̍̽̓ͪ̒̀̽̋͘g̷̣̝͈̥͐ͬ͂̍̋̓̓͊̔̿̊͗̑ͪͨ̕͘͟g̵̶͔̝̤̦̈́ͮ̓̍ͫ́̾̔̂ͪ̽̈̓e̷̜̱̥̠̣ͮ͑ͦ̄̄̒́͡ṙ̵̨̡̜̣̹̪̥̳͛̓ͩ͑̏͒ͯ̒͋̉̾ͣ̚͘͞ͅs̎̑͋ͧ͆҉̸͎̤̭̦̭͍
̶̸̴̡̬͔̗̲͇̬̲̳̰̥͂͐͑̅̉̌ͨͬ̊̃ͦ͗̇͡ȍ̡ͩ́̋ͮ̄̿ͭ̕͏̖̭̩͖̗̠̪̗͕͕p̴̩̲͔͓͚̱͈͕̠̝̫̼̬͚̈́͐̈ͪ͋ͨ͟ ͎͇̣͖̪̙̯̦͓̺̭͈̗̯͎͊̓ͬͭ̅͊̚͢͡͞i̷̛͆͗̂̽̉͟͏̰̘͖̮̭̖s̶̭̲̳̝̞̱̗̻̮̭̱͍̣̣̥̬͓̘͎ͨ͑͑ͫͦ͑̌ ̡̙̥̮͖̠̮̪̣̱̘͙̝͕͒ͧ̄̌̐̇ͫͭ́̔̋̌̇ͫ̆̄̿̏͜ͅa̵̧̼͎̺͔ͤ̆̓ͯ̿̽͒̀͟ ̶̛̌̀̾̄҉̺̫̪͚̻̱f̵̶̨̛̰̤̯̤̳̟͙̱̗̜̬͇ͤ̄̓ͧ̿̄ͅa͛̑͂ͧ̓͊̀̎̔͊͊̏̓͋̀̈͜͞͞҉̝͈͎̲̺̯g̓ͣͨͨͭ͒̃͐̇̂͂́҉͏̠̻̘̹͙̦̮͚̟͎͖̬̤̠̕ģ̧̻̟̣̰̎͑̽̏̏͐̌̓ͮ̊̃̈́̽̓͟o̡͈͖̹͖̤̯̖͊̄ͬ̄͛ͪ̈́̏̕͘͡t̶̡̻͕̣̩̬̳̗̺̜̓͌̓̓̿̃ͮ͆ͅ ̵̨̱͉̲͖̤͓̖̰̬̤̭̥̆̍̉̐̋̎̍͑̂̒̾̋̚͘t̴̫̣̟̹̭̘̫̠̩̱̤̗̐͐͗́̋ͤͬ͐ͧ̿̅͗ͮͤ͝͡ǫ̪̠̪̞̬͇͍͈͎̗̬͇̗̭̖͙͉ͨ̔ͤ̃ͦ̑̈́̎ͬ̔̋͋̚͜͞͝ǫ̵̧̬̭͍̘̻͚̮͇̳͑̄͒ͬ̐͂̍̃ͬ̈́̉ͨ̀͡ͅ
>>695353528
>like this <spoiler>Faggot</Spoiler>
like this <spoiler>Faggot</spoiler>
>>695343891
<zalgo> im a newfag </zalgo>
>>695340171
fuck man
>>695337118
LOST WHEN I SAW THE PLANE
>>695351875
I know this is trolling but what happens if you do this?
>spoiler< doesnt know how to spoiler text>/spoiler<
>>695344466
It's cute that you think 9gag has ever had any OC that wasn't "aren't you glad to be a 9gagger?" circlejerking.
