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The crew from NCIS?
God help both me and my kidnappers
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sherlock fucking holmes
Shameless self-bump
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The gang from IASIP
im fucked
>Don Lemon from CNN
goddammit I'd laugh my ass off at the attempt
George Castanza
frank fucking underwood,no problem
I'm in good hands
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rudy gulianni. i'm fucked
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Daredevil... So I'm pretty well off
Mr.Robot
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dexter from dexter (murderer)
Hank Schrader. Would be ok if he wasn't lying in a ditch in some desert with a gunshot to the face
>>695291448
They wouldn't even know you were gone until the kidnappers finally took pity on you and released you for having such ridiculous saviors.
RIECK GRAIMES
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Jorah Mormont from Game of Thrones
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Matoi from kill la kill o boy
Bob, from Bob's Burgers.
Not too fucked. Ash ketchum
Kitty from that 70s show
I 100% trust Guy Fieri
The mom and older brother from Stranger Things. I feel like they might succeed in rescuing me.
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Thad, from fucking Blue Mountain State
Angie Tribeca
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Guy Fierri.
I'm fine. Terrorists don't stand a chance against the god of flavortown.
A goose
>>695291683
My nigga. We're fucked though.
The Chief from stranger things, I think I'm good
rick &/or morty
House.... This should be interesting at least....
Pretty sure I'm getting rescued.
i BEAT YOU ALL I4VE GOT GUTS FORM BERSERKL WITH ME
Negan from TWD, nit sure if that's good or bad.
I guess I'm in luck. He'll find me within an hour
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Rick Grimes
I think I'm safe.
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The protagonist(s) from the mulchtown "infomercial" on adultswim.
If the turtle team really is a metaphor for a hitsquad I should be ok.
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Very fucked
Sterling archer. I'm ok with this
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Kenny Powers...
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goku, i'm already rescued
why haven'tyou accepted goku into your heart as your lord and savior?
he died for YOU!
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Brian Finch. I'm happy
Chris Farley and David spade.
I might be ok..
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Gay
>>695292258
he'll probably shoot you in the crossfire
no guarantees you'll survive
I'll live, but there's a chance I might get tortured/beaten on before getting rescued
steve harvey. now that's what i call a feel-good comedy! someone get directors on the line! :snaggle:
Walter White.. I think im pretty safe
>>695290906
Ha. Damn I'm pretty fucked.
Naruto. Im pretty happy with this
>inb4 weeb
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this retarded kid on a show about rare medical conditions
>>695292258
Same, Archer. I'm probably good, although I might have some tinnitus or a gunshot wound afterward.
>>695292008
WHO'S GOT MY POCKET PUSSY
>Zack Ryder
Yeah I'll probably die hearing shitty entrance music
I'll take "I'm fucked" for 400, please.
>>695292506
damn
>>695292496
weeb
>>695292258
He can't save you, he's saving me. Hopefully Lana comes along.
Trump. Maybe he can pay the ransom
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Laura Prepon
which works out
because I'd let her carry me to safety like a new bride across the threshold of her honeymoon suite
And then we'd make love in the back seat of her Porshe SUV
The hero this city deserves.
>>695292476
Fucked? There is a 100% James is saving you.
I have faith
Vash the Stampede
>>695291937
You're golden. He's actually an amnesiac secret agent.
I'm watching old celebrity apprentice s2 so Donald Trump. I'm getting rescued. I'm a fucking American and he would never let me die
Kathryn Janeway and Chakotay... i would say i'm in good hands.
I'm so fucking golden, I'm kicking back with a Margarita awaiting rescue.
I just watched The Italian Job. Either Jason Statham or Mark Wahlberg will save me.
I'm okay
>>695292605
He'd probably make you eat your parents and fuck Cthulu.
Alex Trebek
I just watched the first episode of banshee. I think I'll be alright.
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Jason Bourne. Not a show, but the last thing I saw on tv.
>>695292651
Unless you're Mexican.
>>The Khan of Khans
I'm good
>>695292640
What, really?
Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard
>>695292622
Maybe. I guess I'd be more fucked if it was Spoole
Michael Scott from the office
fuck me
How fucked am i?
Michael Scott.
God damn it.
Fuckin Kakashi Hatake. Get rekt faggots.
I am so fucked.
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Meredith grey at least i wont die in the OR
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>o'neill
I'm good
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>>695292672
good, not the only one. I wasn't sure who it was that I saw last.. hell, even McGee would be okay.
>>695292792
Watch Archer. Explains a lot.
>>695292651
not only would he let you die, he'd pick your pocket first
A Nazi U-boat officer.
>>695292842
You're good. Guts doesn't fuck around.
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>>695292891
you guys were watching the office too?
neat
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>>695292828
holy shit are we all the same people
>>695292873
Agent Michael scarn tho
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Turps of the yogscast
Gilmore Girls
Fuck yes
Elliot from Mr.Robot
Andy Bernard from The Office. I'm fucked.
>>695292842
Unless you're really unlucky. Pretty goddamn good bro
>>695292792
Yup. He's Sterling Archer.
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House M.D
i've accepted my death
I guess he might talk them into releasing me
>>695292997
Yes anon, I am you.
>>695291282
Naah she wouldn't be saving you if you weren't needed somehow
Bill Maher.
Shit it's erdogon. He can't even save himself.
>>695290906
pretty fucked
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i'll be fine-ish
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>>695292405
yalls is fucked
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Bella and the bulldogs, MB my kidnapper would let me go in exchange for raping them.
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Cops. I'm fucked, son
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> Lt. Olivia Benson
I'd probably get my sweet booty hole penetrated by my kidnappers first, but other than that I'm good.
>>695291282
Top kek
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Pablo Escobar is trying to rescue me.
Im fucking fine, if youve seen Narcos you know what he does to Kidnappers.
It's over for me
Dexter Morgan
/Win
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>Dexter
Yeah I'm good
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Arnold from Hey Arnold! I know I'll be safe.
Burn Notice. Nice...
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>>695293633
o shit
>>695293535
SVU has gone so downhill since Meloni left
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Rick from pawn stars.
Best he could do was 1/3 of a rescue, he's got to make a profit after all.
I'll be raped and possibly shot, but hey. They'll find me
Tulip from Preacher. I think I'll be ok.
https://youtu.be/J9WJmRxF0vg
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Pauline Hanson
>hope kidnappers are ethnic
Kubl Kublai khan and Marco Polo. I think I might be ok.
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fucking steve harvey
Jimmy McGill from Better Call Saul. Who's the most fucked now ?
haha I'm fucked. I'm watching Legit with Jim Jefferies.
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>>695293800
Lol they gonna have to get munch for us, our kidnapper is escalating
>Sterling Archer
Kind of a coin flip
absolutely no problem here
Jesse Custer.
I think I'll be alright.
Lol self explanatory
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Great, two guys in a car that would likely breakdown before even getting to me... I am screwed.
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The entire Nazi regime. Eat shit, fuckers.
>this thing
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Mad max
Rick and Morty coming to save my ass, I'll be alright
Yeah I'm good
i am fucked the flex seal guy
>>695294138
1st time of a couple dozens kidnappings you'll suffer.
Nice
>>695294202
that wasnt the last PERSON you seen. get it together kid
>>695291937
Same here
I think im safe
JUST
>>695290906
Well I don't know because Mr. Bean would be doing the rescue.
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This nigga. I might be ok.
Alex Rodriguez
Rachel Green from Friends. Oh my fuk...
I'll probably be saved, maybe. I don't have high hopes.
>>695293759
meh, he was kind of an Unnecessary dick towards the later seasons...
oh boy
Should be fine
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Eric Cartman
I'm fucked or my kidnappers are. Depends how deeply Cartman is in his psychosis at the time.
I'm white and am of German descent so that might bode well in my favor. If he can even find it in himself to care enough to even save me.
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>GUTS
same here my nigga
I guess this makes me casca tho
>>695294529
Wow me too.
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I think ill be ok
Dr light man
>>695294138
lolololol yay summer time lolololol lmao omg roflmao
Leegala from the third futurama movie when leela is a centaur. So I am both erect and recued
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Can't decide if I'm fucked or not.
Bear fucking grylls
>>695294854
you're fucked. dude is an IRL bitch.
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Hank can do it.
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I get the flash, I like those odds.
>>695294854
get ready to drink your own piss
Samcro, kek
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The last show I watched was Battlebots, so I am being rescued by remote-controlled death machines.
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I got John Stewart, the Green Lantern. I think I'll be okay.
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