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How fucked are you /b/?
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The crew from NCIS?
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God help both me and my kidnappers
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>>695290906
sherlock fucking holmes
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Shameless self-bump
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>>695290906
The gang from IASIP
im fucked
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>Don Lemon from CNN
goddammit I'd laugh my ass off at the attempt
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George Castanza
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frank fucking underwood,no problem
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I'm in good hands
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>>695290906
rudy gulianni. i'm fucked
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>>695290906
Daredevil... So I'm pretty well off
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Mr.Robot
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>>695290906
dexter from dexter (murderer)
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Hank Schrader. Would be ok if he wasn't lying in a ditch in some desert with a gunshot to the face
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>>695291448
They wouldn't even know you were gone until the kidnappers finally took pity on you and released you for having such ridiculous saviors.
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RIECK GRAIMES
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>>695290906
Jorah Mormont from Game of Thrones
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>>695290906
Matoi from kill la kill o boy
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Bob, from Bob's Burgers.
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Not too fucked. Ash ketchum
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Kitty from that 70s show
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I 100% trust Guy Fieri
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The mom and older brother from Stranger Things. I feel like they might succeed in rescuing me.
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>>695290906
Thad, from fucking Blue Mountain State
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Angie Tribeca
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>>695290906
Guy Fierri.

I'm fine. Terrorists don't stand a chance against the god of flavortown.
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A goose
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>>695291683
My nigga. We're fucked though.
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The Chief from stranger things, I think I'm good
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rick &/or morty
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House.... This should be interesting at least....
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Pretty sure I'm getting rescued.
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i BEAT YOU ALL I4VE GOT GUTS FORM BERSERKL WITH ME
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Negan from TWD, nit sure if that's good or bad.
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I guess I'm in luck. He'll find me within an hour
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>>695290906
Rick Grimes
I think I'm safe.
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>>695290906
The protagonist(s) from the mulchtown "infomercial" on adultswim.

If the turtle team really is a metaphor for a hitsquad I should be ok.
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>>695290906
Very fucked
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Sterling archer. I'm ok with this
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>>695290906

Kenny Powers...
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>>695290906
goku, i'm already rescued
why haven'tyou accepted goku into your heart as your lord and savior?
he died for YOU!
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>>695290906
Brian Finch. I'm happy
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Chris Farley and David spade.
I might be ok..
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>>695290906
Gay
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>>695292258
he'll probably shoot you in the crossfire

no guarantees you'll survive
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I'll live, but there's a chance I might get tortured/beaten on before getting rescued
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steve harvey. now that's what i call a feel-good comedy! someone get directors on the line! :snaggle:
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Walter White.. I think im pretty safe
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>>695290906
Ha. Damn I'm pretty fucked.
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Naruto. Im pretty happy with this

>inb4 weeb
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>>695290906
this retarded kid on a show about rare medical conditions
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>>695292258
Same, Archer. I'm probably good, although I might have some tinnitus or a gunshot wound afterward.
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>>695292008
WHO'S GOT MY POCKET PUSSY
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>Zack Ryder

Yeah I'll probably die hearing shitty entrance music
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I'll take "I'm fucked" for 400, please.
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>>695292506
damn
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>>695292496
weeb
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>>695292258
He can't save you, he's saving me. Hopefully Lana comes along.
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Trump. Maybe he can pay the ransom
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>>695290906
Laura Prepon
which works out
because I'd let her carry me to safety like a new bride across the threshold of her honeymoon suite
And then we'd make love in the back seat of her Porshe SUV
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The hero this city deserves.
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>>695292476
Fucked? There is a 100% James is saving you.
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I have faith
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Vash the Stampede
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>>695291937
You're golden. He's actually an amnesiac secret agent.
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I'm watching old celebrity apprentice s2 so Donald Trump. I'm getting rescued. I'm a fucking American and he would never let me die
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Kathryn Janeway and Chakotay... i would say i'm in good hands.
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I'm so fucking golden, I'm kicking back with a Margarita awaiting rescue.
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I just watched The Italian Job. Either Jason Statham or Mark Wahlberg will save me.
I'm okay
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>>695292605
He'd probably make you eat your parents and fuck Cthulu.
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Alex Trebek
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I just watched the first episode of banshee. I think I'll be alright.
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>>695290906
Jason Bourne. Not a show, but the last thing I saw on tv.
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>>695292651
Unless you're Mexican.
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>>The Khan of Khans

I'm good
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>>695292640
What, really?
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Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard
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>>695292622
Maybe. I guess I'd be more fucked if it was Spoole
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Michael Scott from the office
fuck me
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How fucked am i?
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>>695292506
ok
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Michael Scott.

God damn it.
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Fuckin Kakashi Hatake. Get rekt faggots.
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I am so fucked.
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>>695290906
Meredith grey at least i wont die in the OR
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>>695290906
>o'neill
I'm good
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>>695291059
>>695292672
good, not the only one. I wasn't sure who it was that I saw last.. hell, even McGee would be okay.
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>>695292792
Watch Archer. Explains a lot.
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>>695292651
not only would he let you die, he'd pick your pocket first
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A Nazi U-boat officer.
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>>695292842
You're good. Guts doesn't fuck around.
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>>695292873
>>695292891
you guys were watching the office too?
neat
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>>695292891
>>695292873
>>695292828

holy shit are we all the same people
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>>695292873
Agent Michael scarn tho
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>>695290906
Turps of the yogscast
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Gilmore Girls
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Fuck yes
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Elliot from Mr.Robot
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Andy Bernard from The Office. I'm fucked.
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>>695292842
Unless you're really unlucky. Pretty goddamn good bro
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>>695292792
Yup. He's Sterling Archer.
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>>695290906
House M.D

i've accepted my death
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I guess he might talk them into releasing me
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>>695292997
Yes anon, I am you.
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>>695291282
Naah she wouldn't be saving you if you weren't needed somehow
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Bill Maher.
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Shit it's erdogon. He can't even save himself.
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>>695290906
pretty fucked
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>>695290906
i'll be fine-ish
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>>695292405

yalls is fucked
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>>695290906
Bella and the bulldogs, MB my kidnapper would let me go in exchange for raping them.
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>>695290906
Cops. I'm fucked, son
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>>695290906
> Lt. Olivia Benson
I'd probably get my sweet booty hole penetrated by my kidnappers first, but other than that I'm good.
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>>695291282
Top kek
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>>695290906
Pablo Escobar is trying to rescue me.

Im fucking fine, if youve seen Narcos you know what he does to Kidnappers.
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It's over for me
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Dexter Morgan
/Win
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>>695290906
>Dexter
Yeah I'm good
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>>695290906
Arnold from Hey Arnold! I know I'll be safe.
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Burn Notice. Nice...
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>>695293646
>>695293633
o shit
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>>695293535
SVU has gone so downhill since Meloni left
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>>695290906
Rick from pawn stars.

Best he could do was 1/3 of a rescue, he's got to make a profit after all.
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I'll be raped and possibly shot, but hey. They'll find me
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Tulip from Preacher. I think I'll be ok.

https://youtu.be/J9WJmRxF0vg
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>>695290906
Pauline Hanson
>hope kidnappers are ethnic
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Kubl Kublai khan and Marco Polo. I think I might be ok.
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>>695290906
fucking steve harvey
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Jimmy McGill from Better Call Saul. Who's the most fucked now ?
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haha I'm fucked. I'm watching Legit with Jim Jefferies.
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>>695293535
>>695293800

Lol they gonna have to get munch for us, our kidnapper is escalating
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>Sterling Archer

Kind of a coin flip
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absolutely no problem here
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Jesse Custer.
I think I'll be alright.
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Lol self explanatory
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>>695290906
Great, two guys in a car that would likely breakdown before even getting to me... I am screwed.
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>>695290906
The entire Nazi regime. Eat shit, fuckers.
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>this thing
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>>695290906
Mad max
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Rick and Morty coming to save my ass, I'll be alright
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Yeah I'm good
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i am fucked the flex seal guy
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>>695294138
1st time of a couple dozens kidnappings you'll suffer.
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Nice
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>>695294202
that wasnt the last PERSON you seen. get it together kid
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>>695291937
Same here
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I think im safe
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JUST
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>>695290906
Well I don't know because Mr. Bean would be doing the rescue.
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>>695290906
This nigga. I might be ok.
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Alex Rodriguez
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Rachel Green from Friends. Oh my fuk...
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I'll probably be saved, maybe. I don't have high hopes.
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>>695293759
meh, he was kind of an Unnecessary dick towards the later seasons...
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oh boy
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Should be fine
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>>695290906
Eric Cartman

I'm fucked or my kidnappers are. Depends how deeply Cartman is in his psychosis at the time.

I'm white and am of German descent so that might bode well in my favor. If he can even find it in himself to care enough to even save me.
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>>695292172
>GUTS

same here my nigga

I guess this makes me casca tho
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>>695294529
Wow me too.
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>>695290906
I think ill be ok
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Dr light man
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>>695294138
lolololol yay summer time lolololol lmao omg roflmao
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Leegala from the third futurama movie when leela is a centaur. So I am both erect and recued
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>>695290906
Can't decide if I'm fucked or not.
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Bear fucking grylls
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>>695294854
you're fucked. dude is an IRL bitch.
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>>695290906
Hank can do it.
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>>695290906
I get the flash, I like those odds.
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>>695294854
get ready to drink your own piss
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Samcro, kek
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>>695290906
The last show I watched was Battlebots, so I am being rescued by remote-controlled death machines.
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>>695290906
I got John Stewart, the Green Lantern. I think I'll be okay.
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