purge

>>695289680
start a buisness in the security industry and make a fuck ton of money

>>695289974
Thats not very specific at all
I'd kill you for that

Load up and hide.

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>>695289680
Those retards put the american flag on a russian made gun

>>695289680
Buy firearm manufacturing stocks and make a killing

>>695289680
The same thing I'm going to do now, kill myself.

>>695290385
>>695290148
I wasn't specific enough
What would your purge night activities be

>>695290276
there is american made aks you fucking retard

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>>695290385
my nigga

Uh, I'd probably try to stalk around and attempt to kill anyone I saw killing people.
I wouldn't feel bad about killing murderers.

>>695290458
Kidnap three judges.
Lock them in a basement with midevil weapons all over the place.
There can only be one.

>>695289680
I'd poop on your chest OP.

>>695290524
This
The pattern is very common and easy to come by, AKs have been made almost everywhere there are machineries really.

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>>695289680
Buy one of these, then I'm good.

>>695290716
That's a surge protector friend
Not a purge protector

I would drink a beer ... and I'm not even 21.

Get all of my ex's, do some movie Saw shit.

>>695289680
I'd have my house boarded up and secured as much as possible.
My bro and I would post up on the roof with rifles.
Shoot anyone who comes close to the property.

>>695290845
Oh yea. Oops

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>>695290903
The Korean shop owner strategy.
I like it.

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>>695290903
id have a buisness to cater to your needs

>>695291113
YEa for sure if there was some sort of purge-related security company I would spend a good amount on home defense

>>695290276
It makes sense in the film friend, that guy is Russian, he's making fun of america sort of.

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>>695289680
Probably just go steal gold and silver.

read a book

Test
Do not reply

>>695291497
U cant tell me what to do nigger

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>>695289680
I would go pee pee in the girls restroom

Jaywalk.

>>695290613
you would be a murderer then. would you kill yourself at the end of the night?

>>695291497
Okay I won't

>>695291764
Nah I'm special :^)

>>695290524
Glad I could make you feel smart for a day

>>695291630
Test test
I'm about to kill myself

>>695289680
fire every nuke everywhere

>>695289680
Remove watermelon.

>>695291858
Lol u cant throw nukes XD

>>695291895
remove kebab and charge extra 10%

I'd go to a convenience store and take all the pennies from the take-a-penny, leave-a-penny tray.

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>>695289680
>mfw

>>695289680
get it all out of my system.

I would kidnap my neighbour daughter and tech her how bad the purge is. She 12yo

I wouldn't seed my torrents

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>>695292580
cringe

I wouldn't let people in when they are trying to change lanes

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>>695289680
Do this to your bathroom

>>695289974
/thread

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>>695291695
you monster!

tie my sister in law up and push enemas up her bum till she had to shit and then wheel my wifes prised open mouth into the stream of her uncontrollable effluence.

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>>695293090
>marrying someone you hate
LOL americans. this is the real reason everyone thinks so lowly of you.

well I'm not going to start killing people just because it's suddenly legal if that's what you're asking, but I would definitely defend myself/kill anyone that came at me.

>>695293259
where are you from?

>>695289680
Purge.

>>695289680
nothing, because life wouldn't fall apart like it does in the movies

once you grow up anon, you'll realize most people aren't closet criminals who are only kept in check by the force of law

I'd set up a business around "Purge Tours"!(TM)

Where I convert buses in to gigantic Armored Personnel Carriers, fill them with well paid mercenaries to act as security escorts, and take people out on tours of purge night

We're talking like military grade bulletproof glass in the windows, drone based air support, a company policy that anyone who attacks one of our buses will be hunted down and killed by another branch of our company same or next purge night to prevent people from fucking with us etc.

It would be expensive as hell to cover overheads, but I think it would be a good business all in all, it offers something new, something people would probably pay a ton for.

>>695293453
Iraq.

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>>695293693
fuckin dune coons man

>>695290716
Why did this make me laugh...

>>695293660
gay

>>695289680
Kit up and grab some friends and rifles and kill all the autists roaming around with katanas and all that anime crap they like

>>695289680
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE

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Would go kill niggers.

>>695293985
This guy gets it.

The correct answer is tax fraud. File your taxes on purge day, obviously.

>>695289680
Spend the year preparing for the night, and spend the night protecting my family.

>>695293985
There's a hot teenage girl that lives across the street. I'd start with her.

>>695289680
Stop the criminals using non-lethal methods.

>>695294136
That shit chambered in .40?

>>695294345
Hey batman whats up dude

>>695294325
Anally?

Kill trannies

>>695294518
double cringe

There's only a couple people I would actually hunt.
After that I would just be looking for women to fuck, by force if need be.

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Well lets see here, there would be quite a few things I would do XDD. Firstly would be to go to the store and steal condoms because sometimes it is too embarrassing to buy them in person. I would make sure to get more than I need since I always end up needing more then I buy. After I get back (and I would get back because I am very agile and swift and would be able to escape any other purgers about) I would go to my neighbors house with the newborn baby. I would break in using my superior picklocking skills (learned before purge day) and then I would steal their baby :3. I would then burn the child in the safety of my own already-prepaired burn basement so that it would not be identifiable to the parents the next day XD. Following this I would raise the child as my own over the next few years teaching it to submit to my every will. I would name her (and it would be a girl of course) Judy (like Judy Hopps) and then on her eighteenth birthday I would fuck her in the burn basement for an upwards of 5 days and then set her free to live her own life :3.

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>>695293660
I would purge by setting IEDs for you and your cuck army

Fuck schoolgirls and kill some dudes

>steal an entire car dealership
>next morning comes
>I own all these cars now
>nothing they can do about it since it was completely legal
>begin my new career as a dealership owner

>>695296097
Thats not how it works
You can steal the cars, but come morning the paperwork is still in the dealerships name
So they repo all the shit and get you put away for possession of stolen property, as it became stolen as soon as the purge ended

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>>695293076
I'd get pee pee all over the seats

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I'd probably cross the street without looking both ways. That requires going outside, nvm.

>>695296300
Nope, my dealership now. I'd explain to the police that I acquired the dealership the previous night during the purge voiding any claim the previous owner has to the property

Someone would have to cross 1000 yards of open ground that I have ranged at every 100yds. Guns and ammo. Not to worried about the purge

>>695296826
How would you acquire it? You can't just claim a property without paperwork, which would never be filed during the purge, so come the next day it would be meaningless and you would be in jail....

>>695296826
By that logic I could walk over to my locL bank and claim it as mine.

Rob Best Buy and replace my shitty laptop.

>>695290458
I think what he would do that night is make a fuck ton of money

>>695297123
But by the same logic you could never steal anything during the purge because later you could be charged with possession of stolen property.

>>695297426
Exactly. But I wouldn't do a bank, they'd more than likely have tons of heavily armed security. Nobody would secure a dealership like that

Purge Nig Nogs.

>>695290195

Same here.

>>695289680
Fuck your mother on your bed
nut on your pillow
make the bed
flip pillow over
leave

>>695290716

FUCKING KEK

>>695291497

Fucking faggot beta, thinking he can tell me what to do.

>>695290869
Haha.

>>695289680
Shoot whoever ruined the original film's concept with overacting and shots of barren streets despite the fact that the Purge is literal legal chaos.

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I would steal... the Declaration of Independence.

>>695289680
I would kill OP

>>695289680
Test the emergency broadcast message on all frequencies, and channels during the purge announcement so people will wonder if the purge is going on at all.

Donald Trump.

rob banks..
all of them

>>695299513
Kekd.

>>695289680
Id hide in a fucking hole

>>695299781
Nigga I can take u
1v1 me

>>695298518
It's not stolen if it wasn't a crime when it was taken

>>695289680
Start making white phosphorus

>>695300458
The crime isn't stealing it
Its possessing it when you aren't the legal owner
They are different offenses under the law

I wouldn't seed my torrents

>>695300362

Victor get off 4chan and get back to work you fucking scrub.

>>695300916
Yes, but it's not stolen. It'd be like arresting someone for taking a free sample.

>>695290276
In the film they're Russians who dress up in American shit making fun of the country while purging

>>695300458
>>695301199
Exactly. Which is why I own the dealership after. You don't need paperwork/receipt for anything else stolen on purge night

>>695289680
While watching the movie I thought to myself.

I would go throwing explosives into peoples chimneys

>Buy tortious sized catapults
>Buy 500 cockroaches
>Get on top of high building
>Calculate trajectory so roaches land on street
>Wait till large group of people walk towards impact zone
>Load catapults with roaches
>Launch.
>Wait on top of building with gun for defense

>>695301638
R E T A R D A L E R T

Clearly doesnt work that way.
Saying you own it gives no legitimacy.
Hell I could say I was POTUS, but when tomorrow rolls around and the paperwork disagrees if im sat in the oval office you bet your ass they gonna remove my nigger ass and file charges.

>>695289680
die horribly because i can't afford shit to defend myself.

>>695301638
Yup. You just have to aquire the paper declaration of ownership. And make sure no one takes it frome you before the night is over.

thats genius!

>>695300916
Kek it literally says that for the next 24 hours All crime is legal. This all your little side laws dont mean shit the next morning

Assuming that everything would be legal in the purge, I would fuck your mom. Since I will not be charged with beastiality

camp in a corner of my house with a gun staring at the door

>>695289680
shoot the First cop i see rape the First bitch i see

The wanna be action star in me says I'd practice combat year round then have elaborate heists on purge night. I'd make my yearly salary from the purge. In reality I'd probably die quickly as I live in a shitty apartment. I might just try and go to my parent's every year for the purge, but that's a 9 hour drive. So I don't know if I'd make it out there every year.

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>>695289680
i would have a 1970 chevelle, matt black with window and body, weld re-bars to the front and back and spike strips to the sides. I would make a one way hatch with an a lmg on the top, get another dude to man the machine gun and drive around, straight fucking peoples shit in the jet black chevelle. Then we would capture a pretty woman, rape of course and then bathe in her blood amd eat her flesh as we ride down the highway, a nazi battleflag flying of the back of our car all night, every kill we would stick their skull onto the rebar and leave it.

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>>695290716
>>695290845

>>695294236
Smart. Best answer yet.