suck it

Do dubs bitch...

I love niggers.

>>695286333
Check'd

>>695285741
Sorry, I have to tell you know, but I've been in love with you since we first met, and I really really need to fuck your butt hole

Massage my prostate with a rock

>>695286333
do you love penguins too?
https://youtu.be/MAGbJtyx9bc

Only if its a pic of me doing anal with ya

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

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No. Stop texting me.

>>695287189
Roll

What kind of pictures are we taking again?

New phone, who this?

>>695287443
roll

>nigel

nobodies going to roll a 69 you stupid jerkoff cunt

Are you still on for me destroying your prostate with my 3 inch pecker? Still on for having my first son so i can name him harambe and then i can shoot him in the face with a sniper rifle

>>695287868
Roll

Op won't deliver

>>695287868
Rolling for this

"Could you give me a hand?"
Send pic of dick.

>>695288125
"Could you give me a dick?"
Send picture of hand

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this is fake

Yeah we are :) But only if afterwards I anal you in my car

i want to suck your father dick

>>695287868
This.

>>695285741
ayy lmao

Send a dick pic. Say "Yes. I was hoping we could do some similar to this."

I'd rather fuck my dog

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>>695288249
noooo, really? have a noodle penguin
https://youtu.be/MAGbJtyx9bc

>>695285741
I want you to lick my tonsils

No one else see the phone #? Are you all retarded?

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Is this fake

How about i shove your camera up my fucking ass and take a picture of my prostate you ugly fucking cunt

I'm gay

lit

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>>695286888
check'd

Consent or rape

No im canceling, i only shoot porn vids with big meaty black cocks

>>695289104
Fuck it if nobody else is going to drive, give me the keys.

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>>695289104
I like where this is going

>>695289269
You sexy dumbass

>>695289269
winrar

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Shit gettin spicy

Continue pls new op. I love.you

>>695289404
Sorry for this double letdown

I love this Op. I'm sure we are being baited but I enjoy it

>>695289608
OP is a fag and didn't deliver so I am.

>>695289457
Are you gonna turn this to shit or are you getting OP laid

>>695289703
Haven't really decided yet. I'm assuming the number is one of OPs friends anyway.

>>695289783
True. I say try to get nudes then get OP in trouble

>>695289783
Idk m8 sounds businessy and all
>>695289859
Kekm8

>>695289859

Damn you're a super virgin

>>695289859
You'll actually get the faggot OP laid.

>>695289958
Shut up. Leave him alone. I love him and would not let him die a virgin

OP here. I accept my fate.

>>695289859
Hah, godspeed anon

Now tell her you like little girls, and want her to dress up like a little schoolgirl

>>695289901
Not really sure. I'm not really taking this down the nudes path.

>>695289935
It sounds educated and assertive, albeit a bit businessy.

>>695289958
I actually have a 9/10 QT girlfriend.


I'm guessing this Krista chick is ugly af.

>>695289469
Winrar?

>>695290207
Faggot. KYS

>>695290207
If you're actually OP, can you give me the backstory for the lulz?

>>695290470
Damn so nice

>>695290571
Textbro here.
Nah I think shit is about to get real weird.

>>695290669
YASSSSSSS BITCH YASSSSS DO IT

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>>695290771
Holy shit. Textbro here.

I think this is Krista.

How did OP fuck up this badly.

OP - you have 3 minutes to reply and I'm going to let you go on a date with this girl.

In 3 minutes, shit gettin' real fuckin weird.

>>695291276
Go get her OP

>>695291211
This is OP. set me up and I'll go.

Clock ticking op you gonna fuck up or nah

>>695291463
Prove you're OP. screenshot original OP as (you)

>>695291463
Prove you're OP.

You have 2 minutes.

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>>695291569
Bumping with pictures of Krista.

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>>695291569

>>695291702
Bet she likes BBC

>>695291735
What does /b/ say?

Do we accept this?

>>695291811
Close enough I guess.

>>695291811
I'd say yeah

>>695291811
One last hurdle OP - post a picture of your car keys timestamped and you have a date Friday.

>>695291811
I'd go for it.

>>695291919
No time limit this time kek

>>695291993
I get bored quickly. That's time limit enough.

Holy shit this could be great

>>695291919
I'm kinda too lazy...or else? Make it awkward for me at the shoot tomorrow?

>>695292051
I was really hoping for nudes. But overall good thread

While we meet. would you mind if jerked of over your bare feet?... better fucking deliver op

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>>695292159
Shit gets real fucking weird Nigel.

>>695291211
Kek blackmailing to setup an OP
>amazing

>>695292356
Ok OP. I tried to be nice, but you don't even own a car. How could I even set you up with this girl when you don't even have a car?

>>695292345
I can probably deny it all and tell her tomorrow my friend was texting her...so......

Do you get into butt stuff?

>>695292735
Exactly, not even your phone you have an easy way out

>>695292624
Oh I'm not OP just a lurker, I'd pref if u setup OP though

>>695292735
You can do whatever you want. You have 2 choices.

1. Get a date with Krista Friday. End up fucking her after a few dates, get a girl with a respectable job, that would be a faithful partner in life for possibly years.

2. Have her totally creeped out by your "friends" and think it was you the whole time. Never talk to you again.

Post fucking car keys. How hard is that.

>>695292953
Cmon op don't be a faggot

>>695292887
I'm pulling for OP too, but I aint gonna set him up if he's a NEET faggot with no car.

>>695292953
I think it would be funnier I'd she thinks my friends are creepy weirdos and we will have to interact tomorrow knowing it

>>695292953
Do it OP it's not hard cmon, u can just ur house keys anyway

>>695293215
Op is giant faggot

>>695293215
Okay! That's really a bummer OP. You've made your decision.

>>695293215
OP you big faggot quit being a pussy we all know you will sperg on the date but you need to try.

>>695293215
Dude why are u trying to be a faggot, unless u get laid a lot and don't worry about puss, this is a great chance at some high quality vag

>>695293449
I'll get her vag even if other OP screws it up.

>>695293623
Better move fast anon, we need some bedtime fap material

>>695293623
Well if you really are a womaniser then I guess it's okay.

Op is cocky but I'm sure she wouldn't like if other op explained that op is creepy faggot who posted her number on /b/ and says she is easy

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Enjoy digging yourself out of this hole. Shit is gonna get real weird.

>>695293924
Kek get it on man

>>695293924
Im ded lol

>>695293924
T H E M A D M A N

>>695293924
Top kek say *tips fedora* walks up to you and slaps your ass* so its a date?

>>695293924
fucking rip

>>695294148
Don't make it obvious dude

>>695294282
Oh the cringe is real
>"please reply"
Gets me everytime

>>695294282
Lololol

Make sure you add another please, but this time all caps

>>695294282

Wait I have an idea ask what the number she originally texted was so we can get OPs number

>>695294282
If you do not reply to this then your mother will die in her sleep.

>>695294282
wew lad

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>>695294282

>>695294551
Lmao

>>695285741
You already know what it is
Silento, Nickelodeon, Labor Day Weekend
Now watch me whip (kill it) now watch me nae nae
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae
(Watch me do it)
Now watch me whip (kill it) watch me nae nae
Watch Spongebob flip
Now he goes cray cray
Now do the flip, flip
Now you go cray cray
Oh, watch me, watch me
Oh, watch me, watch me
Oh, watch me, watch me, oh oh oh oh
Oh, watch me, watch me
Oh, watch me, watch me
Do the crazy legs
Do the crazy legs
(Yeah!)
Do the crazy legs
Do the crazy legs
(Yeah!)
Do the patrick dance
Do the patrick dance
(Wow!)
Do the patrick dance
Do the patrick dance
(Mama mia!)
Do the harvey freak
Do the harvey freak
(Yeah!)
Do the harvey freak
Do the harvey freak
Does anyone need to stop and make a wee wee?
Now wee wee dance (wee wee)
Wee wee dance (wee wee)
Now wee wee dance
(Is this the line to the bathroom?)
Now wee wee dance
(Cause I really really gotta go)
Now watch me bop, bop, bop (bop bop) bop
Now watch me mop, mop, mop
Chop, chop, chop
(Uhuh, what else you got?)
All weekend long
A big dance party
New episodes on Labor Day
All weekend long
A big dance party
New episodes on Labor Day

>>695294551
Please say this

>>695294282
>shit is going to get weird
>I'm lonely pls reply
Step your game up

>>695294551
Bump do this, she probs won't answer now but we've got nothing to lose

>>695294282
I'm sorry i didn't mean to assume you were gonna put out on our first date.
Pls raping
*respond

>>695294282
send a shaved dick pic. OP is almost definitely white, a bald dick looks weird and won't have a different pube color than OP's hair

>>695293924
Holy kek

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HER SALON JUST CALLED ME

PRETTY SURE YOU DONT NEED TO SHOW UP TOMORROW NIGEL

>>695294764
This has to happen, gotta get that anon dick just right to be plausible

>>695294898
raid the salon?

>>695294898
LOL

>>695294898
OP IS FUCKED

>>695294898
Topkek, OP is fucked.

o m f g OP is fucked

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You think you can handle this?

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>>695294898
Good thread, OP wasn't into getting laid I guess.

>>695294898
Lol raid time
Also I would like u to answer it

>>695294282
>Please reply
make me cry evertim

Ask who it is

Hahaha all that fucking idiot had to do was post a picture of his keys with a time stamp. Stupid faggot

>>695295182
I fucked up. I should have answered it as Nigel. I'm 99% sure it wasn't Krista calling. She would have called on her cell.

>>695295265
They didn't leave a message did they?

>>695295265
Maybe, maybe not. Honestly you played it safe anyway. Ask her why the salon called you. If she asks for you to pick up, keep insisting that she agrees to go on a date, "and then you will"

>>695295407
No they didn't. Got a generic voicemail message. Didn't leave a message. They'll probably call/email/text the actually OP and he'll make a feeble attempt to patch things over. No saving it at this point. Just looks like he's trying to lie his way out of it.

Really too bad OP is a NEET faggot that likes dick

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>>695295447
Hopefully this gets a response

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>>695295265
>call back
>"please call me by my last name"
>Get Nigel's last name
>"And you have the right address to take pictures at my house, yes?"
>???
>Profit

>>695295558
Try calling back

>>695295758
Here we go!

>>695295774
This this this

>>695295882
I have a strong feeling she blocked the number

>>695295774
Then order a shit ton of pizzas for OP

>>695295774
Too risky, high likelihood Krista picks up (she's the receptionist) and shit goes wrong.

>>695295931
Would be lulzy

zozzle

>>695296039
I'm not 100% sure, but I don't think messages say "delivered" if people block you. She's also a woman, and probably doesn't know how to block a number. She just isn't replying.

I stand by the texts I sent. Anything worse and OP could have wormed his way out of it.

>>695296217
full on raid??

>>695296217
Yeah no worries, this is good enough I think. Honestly if he can weasel out of this, he deserves it. Only obvious way would be showing this thread, but then he'd forever be known as that one socially awkward photograph who posts on a board of pedophiles and autists. Oughta be interesting.

>>695296431
We could raid Krista, but I don't want to. OP needs to be raided for being a NEET idiot and losing out on the opportunity to fuck this girl.

Posting to be a part of this legendary thread.

970 232 six840
snapchat is calliebanooo

>>695296581
well is there anyway we can get his info?

>>695296481
For normal people who aren't internet autists, there is absolutely no explanation. He can show them the thread, prove it wasn't him, etc etc etc.

It just doesn't matter to normies. What happened happened.

>>695295774
>>695296692


>>695296021
We have nothing to lose but much to gain

Best of 4chan here I come! #Summergoals #Justsummeranonthings #lmaokewlstuff

Ops life may be kill but so am I from this kek

>>695297300
FUCK IM SORRY

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>>695297300
OP is kill

This is OP by the way

>>695297419
No way that can be real

>>695297419
no wonder she doesnt want to fuck him kek

Yeah hon, hope you're ready to snap me sucking all the nigger dick I can.

>>695294898
ayy lmao

>>695297419
Nigel
29
Virgin
Lives in mother's basement

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>>695297698
Nigel and his mommy

>>695297742
101% fuccboi

>>695297742
we got a facebook link?

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>>695293924
My sides are in orbit

>>695297872
Yep was just gonna post
/profile.php?id=100010702807821

Nigel you faggot look what you've gone and done

I was gonna go to sleep but I didn't tell evil dogger to go away