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>>695283473
>having this thread this early in the day
Nice one newfag
Sage
i had a za warudo of dsfargeg and now i can't find it. fuck you.
But, I'm not an oldfag
>>695283834
Where the hell are you, Hawaii??
>>695283834
Theres a thing called timezones u fucking idiot.
>summer
>>695283834
>Sage
>SAGE
<why
>Not
>>695283834
fuck you, you ignorant twat
>>695284620
I'll tell you what brother
>>695285744
ah i remember this image and longcat back in the day
>>695283473
You're an idiot OP ... Look at the motorcycle in this image.... Now, with that said, when do you think this photo was taken?
>>695286131
not saying /b/ro
>newfag
I'm an oldfag because I was watching original episodes of Brady Bunch in the 70s
>>695286514
The moment you mention candlejack you get sni-
>>695284469
Cali, I'm aware of time zones
Posting on /b/ before 1am looking for oldfags these day's is just gonna attract newfags. Lots of oldfags just lurk
>>695286620
Lmao
Das not how it works desu. No matter how old you are, you are still a newfag.
4chan used to have SA emoticons like :iceburn: way back in the beginning. i still miss web 1.0 and having the nav bar as it's own column to the left of the board
>>695283473
jj.am
ITT newfags pretend to be oldfags and then fight each other over it
>>695283473
Eat a bag of tricks you faggot op, I would rather drag you behind a truck through the desert hitting ever cactus I can while my bed is full of salt gradually falling onto you. Fuck you
One word: cracky
for like a week in 2004?, /b/ was spammed with a forced meme that was the text "this is how you make a simple lever" with pictures of levers.
i rememnber bawwsnian being a thing for a while
>implying sage does anything
>noko
>tsimfuckis?
>habbo raids?
>gaia raids?
>club penguin raids?
>when trollface was genuine and pure comedy before reddit bastardized all forms of comic memes
>>695287949
I do miss using noko, although now it's just automatic
the original rage face was for a comic about taking a shit and getting water splashed on your ass
Niggers tongue my anus
Is that old enough? Idk been around since 07. Back then, memes were fresh
>>695288239
i used to love rage comics
>before the dark times
>>695288454
>Idk
>been here since 2007
>back then memes were fresh
No you haven't.
>>695287949
lol i always used to lose track of my threads because i would forget to noko
When I first got here, this was the top trending meme.
>>695283473
when I got here I was straight
This meme shortly followed.
Who here knows how to seven?
>>695289377
ah, the doll fucking anime
pudipudipudi
>>695289377
>tfw you'll never desu again
>>695283473
Does remembering having tags and rolling for colors count at this point?
mmk. lets see what else. 4chan got moved to its now "4chan.org" domain because moot hosted 4chan.net on the same servers as not4chan, a board specifically for lolicon and shota and pedo bullshit. goons from SA snitched to his host, prompting the move
in b4 gaijin 4koma
When does the narwhal bacon?
Its funny I spent probably 3-4 years just lurking this shitty website before I ever posted anything. I was so nervous for some reason the first time I did, it was on [spoiler]/f/[/spoiler]. Was anyone else nervous they would look stupid on this shitty anonymous image board?
soviet russia with his #deadjew tripcode
space-kimchi being hated universally as a meme. even here, because of it's autistic bullshit and trolling
>>695283473
I still remember when Milhouse was a meme
>>695288905
>Lol
>ok
Im 26, was on in high school. Tongue my anus
>>695283473
MODS
>>695290709
But Millhaus isnt a meme
And Boxxy is ztill my queen
>>695290755
snacks is black
haven't seen ye olde cock gobbler or raptor jesus or anything like that in a long time
200dpi scans of truckstop skin magazines @ 2400baud, and we liked it!
>>695290720
So was I, cunt.
>>695289052 (my post)
And somehow I STILL managed to be less autistic than you.
>>695290755
Checked
>>695291157
hello again boatlights-chan
>>695291193
We grew up in different worlds, buddy
And by buddy i mean never my /b/uddy, guy
that young japanese girl who /b/tards had a crush on forever, that one who killed someone with a knife and was a throwover meme from 2chan
www.joecartoon.com
>>695290881
Kek, newfag
I remember back when people would get shamed for using "lol", "omg", "gtfo", "btfo", "zozzle", "xD", "lmao", "idk", "mmk" et al.
Now, we get
>>695289051
>>695288454
>>695290221
this.
And r8 me threads full of cancerous circle jerks where anons pat each other on the back for not understanding the culture of this place. And legitimately getting offended by it.
>>695283473
I sure hope the spaghetti trees have a good crop this year. My mom almost ran out of hte spagheti to com hom and mak.
>>695291494
I'm not your guy, pal.
>>695291629
Roodypoo
>candyass
>>695291554
> I did this to yo mama
> Yea (you)
>Your Mama
>>695291361
goon. you're middle aged now. i remember how this shit spread to so many forums after sa. if you were around then the only people older would be insanely old graybeards from usenet era
>been here 10 years
>also can dubs
i watched the beginning of the end
quote this if you remember http://www.oldmanmurray.com/
>>695291740
nostalgia'd. damn.
>>695292005
>Posting a .gif
Good man
>>695290709
if dubs milhouse is meme
>no dubs
>>695291838
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>695291500
>forgetting nevata-chan
>it was a box cutter
>faggot
>>695291455
>not having the non-macro'd version
>>695291500
Nevada-tan
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>695283473
Enjoy your ban, faggot.
Puddi puddi
Jet fuel can't melt stealing bieners.
>>695291945
Shoop da whoop was the one I was going to post.
>>695289080
Thats horribly disgusting, gtfo "dank"fag
>>695293177
sa garbage that 4chan claimed for some reason
>>695293265
>that's some nice flan you got there
>>695289309
Milhouse is not a meme...
>>695293177
>>695292677
2nd time I've gotten 77 dubs ITT.
I remember when dubs used to mean something, not when a single anon would get trips or quints 5 times in one thread.
>>695293265
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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you faggots. Heresmybitch.jpeg
>>695293404
>slowpoke
>>695293436
ya lotta gets have been browser extension/ script assisted forever
>>695293404
>oldfag confirmed
>>695283473
roodypoo candyass
>>695293649
/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU
>>695283473
when zoe was the queen of /b/
>>695293404
Can you post some troll physics? I love those and need a good laugh
>>695293950
not old enough gtfo
tawnee stone
>>695290709
i dont know why i have this
people embedding cp in images
>>695283473
why do people call each other fags here?
>>695294596
stfu newfag
>>695294596
because /b/tards love traps
>>695294509
>>695294594
>>695294665
RIP fearless leader
>>695294596
lurk moar
Ctrl-H for IQ test
>>695294832
>tumblr
Fuck off splegs
>>695287269
the painted nose queen. none have been like her, and none ever shall again
I miss the old times.
>>695294916
fake and gay
>>695293965
giga puddi
>>695294072
You got it bro.
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR
>>695294916
>sage goes in all fields
noko sage
roody-poo
candy-ass
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>>695295204
(duplicate post subversion)
>>695283473
DSFARGEG
And not a single Cracky-chan...
hope that guy will keep posting troll physics
lurking for moar
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>>695295596
see this newfag
>>695291257
>>695295619
>>695295644
Working on it. Im a huge lurk so I forget how to post sometimes
>>695295653
>>695295662
>>695295505
ITT newfags
>>695295324
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like this?
>>695289309
Millhouse will never be a meme
>>695295780
you have to delete System32
/rs
i can't believe I haven't seen this yet
>>695290993
Hahaha hellya
>>695295915
eggroll. spoonroll
>>695283473
I prove to no man.
lol, internet
