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>>695268384
This isn't you in the pic tho :(
>>695268989
Cute
Bamp
>>695268989
I know, wonder why >>695268384 gets impersonated so often
Rate me you niggers
>>695269599
show color is ur butthole
>>695268989
Bit of a jew nose, massive forehead. 6/10
>>695269193
skinny motherfucker who thinks hes swol. Shoulders are as broad as my sisters 3/10
>>695269510
insecure as fuck. 3/10
>>695269657
giving off homosexual vibes, 4/10. Would rate higher but your inability to find your own hairstyle and not go with the standard 2015 youth haircut lost you some points.
>>695270453
age?
>>695270726
goodsmile
>>695268384
Would suck your dick/10
Post dick
>>695271070
Put some clothes on whore
>>695270453
Is there a hole in your neck?
>>695270726
European Jew?
>>695271183
sorry :/
>>695271206
yeah, i can do cool tricks with it
>>695271716
age/nationality?
>>695271782
19/Britishfag
>>695271669
What can you do with it?
>>695269510
I'll be fucking your faggot face by sundown tomorrow.
>>695271956
post dick
>>695272157
Is the asshole spreading really necessary?
>>695268384
>>695269312
>>695270453
Too attractive for /b/ TBH
Fuck off normies
>>695271669
post dick
>>695271975
i can smoke through it and shit
>>695272791
>mfw too attractive for /b/
>>695272823
if i had one
>>695272973
>shitting through stoma
>no dick
why should we care again?
>>695271070
yr cute
u all look pretty OK tho
Tired anon reporting in
>>695273570
you look like my old best friend you glorious faggot
>>695273443
Got a better pic?
Roast me without mentioning my eyebrows
>>695272488
Holy shit dude, 8/10
>>695271716
Not bad 7/10
>>695271568
God damn man, 9/10 no homo
>>695270726
You look like a bro, 8/10
>>695270207
>Next generation Elliot Rodgers
>>695269599
You scare me
>>695269022
Attractive, a bit overkill on the eyeliner tho
>>695268989
7/10, not much to say
>>695268384
You look chill, 10/10 out of chillness alone
r8 m8s
>>695268384
Guy from the Cream team???
>>695271070
also nice doggo :^)
>>695273716
pls end my lfie
>>695268384
(middle)
yo also anyone kno the vocal sample from this song? https://suicideboys.bandcamp.com/track/antarctica
cant remember
>>695274144
Thanks
>>695274177
not clicking that shit
>>695274107
q_q
>>695274276
lmao dude
that a plain bandcamp track link tho
what could possibly go wrong?
Sure, why not ^^
>>695274002
you look like a eu fag that would off himself without the help.
you also look very tired.
i actually feel bad for you
>>695274546
Does that mean my face is pleasant or? ^^
>>695269022
I'm a suckers for too much eyeliner. There really is no such thing as to much imo
>>695274756
i bet you jack off to pics of raccoons.
>>695274388
Well considering it says SUICIDE BOYS it's probably ear cancer
rate me >w< im shy
>>695274896
I'm going to try this right now. Thanks.
>>695274724
yes, chill intelligent cool dude, keep ya head up ^^
>>695268384
scumbag steves little brother
>>695271521
Fuck you kike
>>695275121
there are threads that im sure could cater to your needs.
its called being a furfag.
or furry. if you want to be polite about it.
>>695275150
Thanks man, appreciate it, you got a pic for a critique?
rate me :)
>>695275544
>>695273443
>>695274002
am the tired eu guy
also where u from?
>>695269022
Cute af. Show feminine penis
>>695275582
If your english is broken and you get flustered when you cant speak it properly you're a 10
>>695268384
Hi faggots.
I am ginger and proud.
>>695275783
really? >w<
>>695275582
not you/10 tits with timestamp or you're a fucking liar.
>>695275536
pubeface/10 with facial hair there is only do or dont, there is no try.
>>695275395
virgin/10
>>695275030
calls women cunts or bitches and wonders why none of them want to fuck him/10
>>695275843
of what?
>>695269193
You have the frame of a prepubescent Asian school girl
>>695275514
Nah I don't like cartoons my nigga. I've tried to beat off to anime once to see what all the fuss was about. Not for me.
>>695275843
Macklemores wannabe soulless bastard child/10
>>695275892
no not really, 1/10 you look like a fuck boi
>>695269510
Fat faggot/10
>>695275750
You look just pretty chill, jawline that could cut glass however :P
I'm from England, yourself?
>>695269599
You can mother my children.
>>695276055
could just be a zoo i guess.
nothing wrong with that at least
>>695270453
Who is this fluid Druid
>>695276237
i expected 3 or 4 >w<
>>695276110
i fuk your mom and i have 2 year gf >w<
>>695276448
Not gonna lie son, those fucking faces are getting old quick.
>>695276448
I give you a 1 for being such a faggot
>>695272973
Show neck hole or gtfo
>>>/SOC/
>>695276535
eat my ass >w<
>>695276448
nah you obviously fuck your underage barely out of diapers gf you sick pedo ugly faggot thick eyebrow m8
>>695274565
8.5
>>695276174
haha lol, nice
im from transylvania
>>695276592
ayy mane
you on scruff?
fuck it. 1 to 10 me
>>695276780
scruff
>>695276688
i like my eyebrows i dont care about what a fat stranger irl says >w<
>>695276636
Quite the little princess aren't ya'?
How about you just chill the fuck out and stop trying to be Tommy fucking big bollocks, ay?
>>695276688
Damn anon
>>695274002
thanks!
>>695276256
i would probably be a terrible mother
>>695276600
i actually don't have a neck hole :(
>>695276592
Beard game is weak af tbhf
>>695276857
Something tells me your mother wanted you to be euthanised
>>695276780
LOL, i had to google it. i dont swing that way man.
>>695276986
9.5, you'd probably be a 10 but the angle isnt too good
>>695268989
you're hot
>>695276448
You speak like a fuck boi too.
>confirmed
>>695268384
7.5/10
>>695269657
8/10
>>695276448
>w<
>>695276857
not sure if sky high self esteem or just masochistic.
>>695276890
Good choice of doge. An its alright. I can't have kids anyways
On a scale of 1 to Sexy how 10 am I?
>>695276780
redneck/10
>>695276838
spic/10
>>695276890
useless cunt/10
>>695277001
no wonder you're a virgin, your beard looks like it'd give women UTIs.
>>695269193
solid 9
>>695277001
>>695277001
boss pls, idgaf.
>>695277250
0/10 you look like a jew
>>695277353
fucking hate this guy.
>>695268384
>>>695269193
>solid 9
Samefag
yeah I lift
>>695277353
Biggest Tits
>>695277476
winner by default, but still shit so its not saying much. at least this faggot has the decency to shape/shave it.
>>695269193
8.5
>>695277377
>virgin
Please. Just got done fishing all day on my boat so it's all fucked up. I keep it very clean and well brushed. Live in Alaska and women up here either like beards or don't mind them
>>695276838
How are you posting from prison?
>>695277249
thanks!
>>695277377
:/
>>695277552
selfie stick/10
>>695268384
Sam?
>>695277353
alpha
>>695277713
kek
that bad eh?
>>695277625
alluah ackbar my friend.
Another one purely for curiosity.
Hey guys it's me
also
>>695268989
You're that one from /soc/k who I think is hot
>>695277817
8.5
>>695277377
Why the fuck do you think I am a redneck? Are you some sort of faggot cuck? Go fuck yourself. I live in the North East. You fucking faggot bitch.
0311 YUT. Get fucked.
14 year old faggot right here
>>695277779
Nah you look badass and scary. Embrace that shit.
>>695277476
It's ok to be ashamed of your beard. It's not your fault you have the test levels of a schoolgirl.
>>695269193
7.5/10
>>695276890
damn this dog
whats his/her name?
ayy
>>695277724
See it was meant to be
>>695278137
B& or mods
>>695276986
10/10
>>695278586
2/100
/soc/ is that way >>>
you desperate rejects
rate me and i will jump
>>695277696
>lived in Alaska for 6 years
Women hate guys that look like shit up there, just like they do down here. That shit is insanely sexist.
>>695278742
Do it faggot
>>695278319
you sound jelly a f.
>>695278742
7/10 looks like a genuine friend if not for the retarded like or jump shit
>>695278825
Back to tumblr Outsider.
>>695278365
this one's milo :)
>>695278471
oh my god
>>695278142
you look like you belong to the 90s
>>695278948
How so? The hair?
>>695278325
just stop, everyone knows you're just samefagging.
Tell me anon, why do you submit to the urge of creating a false social consensus on your looks?
>>695269193
9.5/10
>>695277724
post tits with timestamp or you're just a useless liar. not you/10 and if it IS, did you really expect special treatment just because you have a vagina?
>>695277817
I would say "future Tim McVeigh" but that'd be giving you WAY too much credit.
>>695278137
reported for underage.
>>695278142
fedorafag/10
>>695278445
edgelord/10
>>695278586
kill yourself and save god the trouble
>>695278742
i wish you had/10
>>695278790
old enough to know better. you're a walking mid life crisis.
>>695278825
Please. You sad faggot. Women moisten when they see a sea blown beard and a catch like this
>>695279024
yeah like the gel look just reminds me of 90s - early 2000s imo
>>695278941
heh
the look on its face
>>695269193
0.1/10
>>695269193
20.5/10
>>695279242
>dead fish
Yeah, it's my biggest turn on. You vapid cunt. Trim your fucking beard and stop defending your poor hygiene with fuck boi literature.
>>695269193
Solid 7.
>>695271716
Meh 6/10
>>695278941
See? We are fated to be together.
>>695279446
Confirmed for never-been-Alaskan slag. End yourself
well?
>>695280127
solid 8 friendo
>See? We are fated to be together
>>695280127
zozzled
>>695269193
kys
>>695280352
go back to Detroit/10
>>695280263
>emblying
>>695269193
hot
What is about me
>>695280127
zooozle
>>695280352
this should be the new U WOT M8 meme, that monkeys face is ebin
>>695280536
you bump the band HEALTH by any chance?
>>695273820
Your name isn't Rohan, is it?
Rate me friends! XDDDDD ZOZZLE KEK
>>695280079
>never been Alaskan
>lol u dont get alaskan culture slag kill yourself its so different from american culture
>even though its still part of America
There is no culture that condones you looking like shit, newfriend. Getting this rustled without ever mentioning a girlfriend just proves my point. No one wants to fuck you.
>>695280618
would steal your bike you cracker/10
>>695280622
ofc i am retarded
>>695280852
>>695280793
9/10 would destroy asshole
>>695280536
fat and unfunny despite your 3 stooges tributes at parties.
>>695280618
guys like this get raped first in prison because they look feminine/10
rate me
Just got turned down from art school again, tell me how shit my life is.
>>695280831
>newfag
>grill
You seem quite buttblasted newfriend
>>695281067
You look like your Irish
Don't mind me guys :) im a bit smelly xd
>>695281224
nope just a nigger
pls no bully
>>695281169
would make a great politician/10
>>695281067
you look like you are high af
>>695281169
>art school
>no other talent
Pretty shitty anon
>>695280914
I'd put a blade in you faster than you could say the word cracker, nigger. Also presuming you have zero knowledge on why white people are called 'crackers'.. Here, I'll teach you with the attached photograph..
>>695281321
hot
>>695281397
what about his expert manipulation skills
>>695268384
ya i know im ugly w/e
>>695281528
John Lennon?
>>695280999
Well groomed with unlimited pussy faggot.
>>695281528
Would buy a nice thick rope to hang myself/10
>>695281321
I am not a stylist, however I believe it might be in your best interests to invest in some acne-cream, a razor, some tweezers, and some helium.
>>695281067
you actually look semi retarded. Neck yourself
>>695281488
No his magnificent voice control is definitely gonna get him a bright future
>>695281848
6/10
>>695281221
>still not mentioning girlfriend
>proving my point by shitposting harder
pic related, its the news story aired in 2007 that brought you here.
>>695281848
mexican/10
>>695281848
blur
>>695281596
imagen all the people hahahajhfsd
>>695282041
a literal faggot/10
