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I took 5 gulps Ioithwash /b. Is that enough to end it?
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I took 5 gulps Ioithwash /b. Is that enough to end it?
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It hurts already. It's burning. I want you bros to know; you were always there. No one else was. Thank you for the best times of my young life.
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>>695265297
the fuck is loithwash
Also stream or it didn't happen
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>>695266267
I can't. My phone is a piece of shit and won't let me record vids. I swear it happened, I drank some mouthwash*
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>>695267158
6th gulp
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>>695265297
inb4 death
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Fucking mouthwash lol
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>>695265297
Bump
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Drink bleach faggot
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>>695267358
It's what I'm hoping for.
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Mouthwash doesn't kill you you fucking faggot, it's eating toothpaste that kills you
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>>695267792
Can't. Need to be inconspicuous.
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>>695265297
You get drunk as fuck. That's it.
Mouthwash basically is alcohol + flavor.
Even emptying a full bottle won't kill you.

Get some bleach or fuck off.
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>>695267886
How much needs to be eaten? I'll do it
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>>695265297
Whole bottle bitch
See ya tommorow
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>>695268015
A couple tubes is more than enough
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>>695268015
3 to 4 tubes.
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>>695268148
I can try 2. It's just going to take sometime. Give me a moment. I need to be sneaky I guess
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>>695268130
>>695268148
Do it, faggot.

And while we wait for you to kick the bucket, care to greentext the reason?
You know, for achievement purposes and such.
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Anon don't do it.
Think of the kids man.
>inb4 white knight fag
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>>695268390
2 will hardly be enough, especially since you already filled yourself up with so much alcohol.
At least stick a finger in and thorw up the mouthwash, so the little toothpaste you have at least has a chance to fuck you over.
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>>695268471
white knight fag.
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dont kys fgt
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>>695268877
kys faggot
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>>695268403
Green text, no. I'm not funny with those sadly.

I'll say this: These past few years have been absolutely terrible for me. I've been close several times but had no guts to do it. This is the one though. I ha gotten an argument with friends about BLM, and I believe all lives matter. They hated me for it, sayin I'm part of the problem. They leave, and call my mother (we're all good friends) and she says I'm the problem of everything that goes wrong.

She valued two kids tht she knew for less than 4 years over her son of 18 years.

Those friends were also all I had. Everyone I know absolutely despises me. I don't blame them. So I'm trying to end it. If no one loves me, what's the point?

There's more to it, but detailing it is painful.
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>>695269021
I always saw myself as a pacifist. Never waning violence. They must've not liked that.
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>>695268627
3 tubes enough? If so, I can manage that. It tastes horrible though.
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Don't do it nigger.
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>>695269447
Why not? There isn't much more for me at this point. I appreciate concern, but you don't need to.
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>>695269021
What are you, some cuck?
Stand up for what you believe in (especially when you are on the sane side of the argument)
Killing yourself will just do them a favor.
Turn this pain into hatred and live on just to spite them.
Usually I'd say it "Do it faggot" (actually I already did ITT), but not for this reason.
Man up and call them out on their bullshit. Don't let them celebrate victory over you.
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What would it take for you not to kill yourself?
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>>695269230
Why not just huff aerosol cans until you die, like spraypaint n shit, at least it will get you blasted before it kills you.
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>>695269230
Looks like you blew a Smurf
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>>695269021
>>695269230
>>695269890

Seriously, fuck this shit.
I command you to stick a finger in your fucking throat, throw up, grab your money, fuck a hooker tonight, and tomorrow tell your mom what a despicable fucking bitch she is.

She does not deserve you as a son.
And your cuckload of friends deserve to be roasted crispy.
You are not allowed to let these fucking faggots win.
Understood, faggot?
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Kek this is g8 b8.
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>>695269939
Knowing that my mother, father, brother, sister, those two friends, my teachers, my other few friends, know pig that they weren't disappointed in me or hated me.
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Mouthwash? LMFAO you fucking dipshit.
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If you want to end it, end it. Stop looking for attention you prepubescent little faggot.
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>>695270758
Oi, they are brainwashed.
And there are enough sane people out there.
Fuck all of them.
You deserve better than this bunch of libtards.

Man up and stomp them into the ground.
If they hate you, you did everything right.
Keep that in mind.
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>>695269230
Toothpaste won't kill you, faggot. Just jump off your roof or something. Btw you can stream with your phone
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>>695271266
I have an iPhone from 08. It can't stream it says.
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>>695271005
I'm only telling my bros that deserve to know. no one else does right now
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>>695271266
My roof is inaccessible for me. I have to use a ladder. This is the last thing I'll see. Let me remember this final moment.
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I got kicked out of the house. I have until tomorrow to leave. Life is getting bros.

Life is getting better.
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This thread is dead. Goodbye.
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>>695272855
Hey /b/ro, don't you do it
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>>695269230
don't dare to die without taking at lesst one of them with you, cuck!!
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>>695273007
How does one livestream from 4chan? I've got a knife. I can use that if anyone wants.

My friend from long ago gave it to me.
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>>695273534
Not happening. I lived a pacifist, I die a pacifist.
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>>695273566
Kek, flip knife Boreal Forest from CS GO?
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frankly, this is idiotic

the best way to kill yourself is drink isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol, higher concentration the better)

it is metabolized to acetone in the liver which destroys the sensitive tissues there and guarantees liver failure

and that's a long, long list.
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>>695273858
Tiger Tooth. He loved it, and I didn't complain about a free knife.

I can't make vids anymore: pics will have to suffice
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>>695274189
Is hydrogen peroxide a good Substitue? I have that, and will drink it.
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>>695274709

no it isnt, you have perhaps 4% H2O2 under your sink, it instantly decomposes into water and oxygen gas anyway
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>>695274928
Alight then. I'll have to find rubbing alcohol then. Give me a moment.

Could you tell me what it tastes like?
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>>695275189
less pleasant than regular alcohol

you're going to suffer, just so you know. it's not going to be fast. but if life blows, do what you feel you must
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>>695275434
70% isoprophly (if I spelled that right) rubbing alcohol. Is that good?
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OP you're going to regret this... but sadly if you feeo its right go ahead just know if there's an actual after life then you're fucked kek!
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>>695275791
I hope the afterlife makes shit better for me in the future.
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This thread is gay as fuck. Dont include me in the Reddit screencap.
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>>695276104
How's your stomach feeling?
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>>695276282
It's burning, and starting to "eat itself" if such a feeling exists.
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Just slit your wrists you fucking pussy. Everyone is gonna laugh if you kill yourself with mouthwash.
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>>695276427
Is there just toothpaste or that rubbing alcohol too?
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>>695276485
Not many have done it though, and if they have, I don't expect any better from 4chan.
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Lmao slit your wrists
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>>695276614
The rubbing alcohol I haven't done yet. I have toothpaste and mouthwash.
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you cant kill yourself with mouthwash you dopey cunt
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You're just gonna throw up, pass out, and wake up feeling like shit.
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>>695276786
Well man anything I can say to make you change your mind?
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>>695276670
I don't want to make a mess...yet.
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>>695265297
where can i buy this loli-wash?
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>>695276670
That won't work
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This entire thread is b8
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>>695276957
Suggestions on painless ways to kms? So far the things I'm using aren't effective.
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>>695277216
Resist arrest.
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>>695277134
It's not. All those pics are fresh.
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>>695277216
car exhaust in garage
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>>695277216
you have a knive
you have 2 wrists
you do the math

but remember, down the road, not cross the street.
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>>695268471
white knight fag
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>>695277293
So? Youre fucking swallowing toothpaste and mouthwash
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>>695265297
> end it
The only place you'll end up is the gutter sinking mouthwash like a native chug
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>>695277404
He's just trying to be nice. Leave him be.
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>>695277216
Drink actual alcohol, take aspirin to thin the blood, nice warm bath, cut deep as fuck down the wrists, drift off.
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Hang yourself if this gets dubs
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>>695277726
Reroll
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>>695277826
What the fuck
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The kinds thing will be difficult as I have to be:

mess free
sneaky
and get it on camera
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OP just fucking an hero all ready you fucking nigger
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>>695277892
roll
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>>695277911
Knife* thing
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Speedball 2 grams it'll be fun compared to r inking rubbing alcohol ,
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>>695277911
>mess free
>sneaky
Fucking...why? You'll be dead you retard who gives a fuck?
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>>695278316
>>695278316
just do it in the bathtub you fucking pussy
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>>695278418
Have no money, do t know where to buy, and family in other room.
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Toaster in the tub?
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>>695278456
While I hate them, they shouldn't have to clean up my mess.

>>695278466
Might do in a minute or few
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>>695278620
Can't sneak toaster to my "room"
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Post name so we can look you up later privacy ain't shit when your dead
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>>695278750
best of luck anon see you in Sovngarde brother
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>>695278862
When this thread is dying I will. Or when I'm dying
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>>695279018
edgy.. also op your parents are going to find your dead body and you're worried about the mess?
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It's dying :P
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>>695279398
Yea. They can hug a corpse for all I care. It just sucks if there's a mess everywhere and they get hardcore PTSD
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OP just jump infront of a train no-one will have to worry about the mess then
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White privileged faggot bragging for attention

There are so many people in a far worse surrounding and they still keep doing.

Pro tip:
there is no after life, sleep is the cousin of death
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That's what bleach is for, cunt.
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big daddy wood
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>>695279619
even fucking Amanda To-dd did better than him ffs
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>>695279543
"Oh Harold our son has killed himself!"
"There there, Debbie. At least he didnt make a mess'
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OP if you're still here can you tell me where you are from
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>>695280328
don't answer this fag.
he'll call medfags on you.
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OP post your name so we can look you up after you totally 100% for really reals kill yourself
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I think OP is dead
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>>695281170
prob that or he passed out by now
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>>695281260
never even knew his fucking name before he died
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Awe I was hoping for a news story
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we can always look him up on suicides from 18/7/16
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This troll and his thread and these faggots and their replies. Sigh.......
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I'm sure their gonna bash 4chan for it
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>>695281997
CNN: The Hacker known as 4chan is at it again!
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>>695265297
try five gulps of wood alcohol momo, mouthwash is USP. gr8b8 though.
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>>695281997
I'll screencap reasons for his death
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Hey OP 5 isn't enough, drink the whole thing just incase and stream it
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>>695282138
Kek
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>>695269994
Yeah really. Gasoline
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thread is dead
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>>695283377
but these gets sure arent
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