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If I inject semen into my veins will I die? What will happen?
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>>695258782
Tits or gtfo!!!
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>>695258782
be the first to find out
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>>695258782
Just do it you autistic faggot, don't forget to stream it
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>>695258903
....... Are you...retarded?
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>>695258903
your a fucking newfag for sure
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>>695258782
/b/ - a place where all myths can be busted.
uncensored and dirty
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>>695258782
i am sure it would be less worse then injecting pig blood into a muslims veins.
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>>695258782
Only one way to find out.
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>>695258782
waiting for trips or quads to test it?
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>>695258782
there will grow a humunculus in your heart and your mother will die in her sleep that night
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>>695259037
post your moobs anyway
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Okay guys trips and I'll stream the experiment. Maybe I'll turn into a real fag
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Do it, faglord. I believe in you.
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Rollio!
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>>695260348
rolling because...interest
you only transform into a fag if you receive it in your ass
cum in your veins should give you super powers
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Your heart will get pregnant, and have a tiny chestbursting baby.
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>>695258782
It might clot, you might cause an infarction
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>>695260348
Roll
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>>695260348
ROLLING
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>>695260348
Rollan for pulmonary embolism
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>>695258782
You will become stronger than ever
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>>695260348
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>>695258782
Only one way to find out
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i mean ya you probably would
>check the trips
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>>695260602
Rollins
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>>695260120
Get the hell out of here, goddamn nigglet. You're so fucking new you can't tell who's the OP and who isn't. Just leave.
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Can't waIt to see OP die
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>>695258782
inject it directly into your testicles.
this multiplies the amount of cum with every shot.
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>>695258782
Yes, you will die.

Not only would you become septic, but semen is too thick to dilute into your blood and would inevitably cause an embolism, resulting in chest pain and inevitably fatality.
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>>695261723
that's genius
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lol lets get trip
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>>695261887
fuck my life really
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rollerninis
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Rol
>>695260348
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>>695261745
Yes.

>>695261374
Rollin again!
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>>695261745
fag
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reroll
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>>695261745
>assuming that seminal fluid can pass through a needle.
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>>695261723
this made my balls flinch
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>>695260348
roll for do it
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>>695258903
How's summer?
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rollerino
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>>695260250
I wanna beat the faggot who drew this with a hammer
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>>695261723
Reroll
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>>695262101
This guy has a point you would need to water it down
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inject in your eyeball and watch the little OPs swim around in the bowl.
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>>695260348
>>695258782

This will either end in the discovery of some cure for cancer or the atart of a new super aids
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>>695258782
Go for it OP, Hitler injected bull jizz, and he was fine
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>>695258782
it will probably give you a seamen embolus and you will clog the supply area distal to the injection site- this or it will pass to your lungs and you will die.

im a doctor
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>>695262201
I wanna beat the fucking voice actors for those goddamned crows with a hammer
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Chemically speaking, semen doesn't really have anything that isn't already in the blood, other than the sperm. You shouldn't really alter your fluid/electrolyte levels much. I really don't know what would happen, but chemically you should be fine.
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>>695258782
You'll trip balls OP. Semen is the best drug ever.
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>>695262399
I'm a consultant spermologist. Anon is talking out his medfag arse. You'll be fine.
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>>695260348
make me proud
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>>695262399
cool! im also a doctor, and a licensed astrologist
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Trips get. Fucking inject it and die already on stream.
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IT WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
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>>695261250
Isn't that a backround from chivalry
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>>695262694

Cool! I'm a doctor, an astrologist, and a part time faggot. I inject loads of Cum into other people. It works!
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Trips and OP dies while streaming this.
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OP will die if I get trips.
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Goodbye OP
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Trips get. OP Dies.
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shall we begin?
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Rollarama
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Rolling for OP's death.
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Winrar
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Trips get.
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>fap all nigh
>into my fait
>i cum all the way
>into my vein

>inb4 trips
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>>695258782

Yes you will die of an embolism.
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>>695263331
>>695263220
Off by one....
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Rollo
Kek grants trips
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>>695258782
>other
fuck that semen gay shit and inject tacco bell diharea into your veins
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for for for
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>>695263331
off by 122
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top kek
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>>695260348
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kek do it fagg
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>>695262618
same goes for air, but it will kill you. You will die from injecting anything not soluteable by blood
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TRIPS GET MOTHA FUCKAS
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>>695258782
yes, you will have a heart attack and die. do it anyway.
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>>695260002

Homunculus*
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>>695262794
youre a big dick
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semen-injector man, here to bust one myth and then to disappear 6 feet under ground
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>>695259037
>>695259048
>>695262183

found the newfags

gtfo my /b/
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wher's the satanic trips?
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>>695262201
I want to beat the meat to some TG art of boys turning into those characters
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>>695258782
You will turn into a fag. Oh wait you already are.
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>>695258782
It will congeal and cause a blockage, if that blockage gets to your heart you will likely suffer a heart attack. Less likely to happen if it goes in to a vein but you will at least suffer a localised embolism at the point of injection which could cause numerous problems.
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do it. its gonna make u invincible
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>>695260348
Check em
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>>695258782
It would be extremely painful
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>>695260348
Roll
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If this is trips, fucking do it, but you'll die from a heart palpitation if you do. Stream it though faggot.
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You wont die.
Trust me im a lawyer.
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roll>>695260348
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>>695258782
Pls op. Do it. Yes. Trip get now. Please. For mother.
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you won't die just inject it slowly it will dissolve in your blood
you'll be the biggest living fag afterwards
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KYS OP DO IT FOR NARNIA. ALSO TRIPS GET.
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Rollo

It might turn op into the incredible hulk. Of jizz.
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>>695263889
FOR YOU
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Die you fuck
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>>695258782
depends. if you are a man you will become a faggot. this is irreversible. if you are a woman you will probably get pregnant but the fetus can develop anywhere in your body. this can potentially be dangerous.

pic unrelated
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Reddit says it would cause a pulmonary embolism.
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I want to believe
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>>695264012
Roll

Trust him, he gave legal advice when I wanted to inject dog gunk. Checkem.
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>>695264450
What's the thumbnail
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>>695264685
ur mums pucci
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does quads count?
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>>695264839
Fuck off faggot.
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Hey guys what happens if you drink fluid cement wanna find out?
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Op be careful. The jizz will breed inside you and take over your body. You will become SpunkBoy. Women will become pregnant at your glance. You will end up paying millions in child support and die in poverty. Also rollo.
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What kind of monster would do that to perfectly acceptable Waffles?
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>>695264685
No ide, it got fucked up
Thanks Obama
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>>695265397
It's a broken thumb drive
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Ib4 OP injects nigger semen and turns into ultra turbo nigger
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>>695258782
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do it OP. I did it once, nothing bad happend. I needed a hit of heroin and i didnt have any water so i just fapped and used my cum
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>>695266341
Phoney.
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>>695266649
im serious. i cooked the hit of course, that made my cum a lot less gooey
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trips , when?
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>>695260348
roll
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>>695266341

>didn't have any water

I call bullshit there's water everywhere.
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TRIPS FAGGOTS NOW
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>>695266341
Jeez dude. I used piss once, but jizz?
roll
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For the trips
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OP wont deliver
rolling anyway
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>>695267660
No. I once had to have a dig in a phone box at 3 in the morning. I eventually got in the habit of carrying water ampoules.
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checkem
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The semen will probably dissolve in your bloodstream and leave you unharmed except for turning you into a giant faggot for injecting semen into your veins
I'm a doctor
Also rolling because you know... OP is already a faggot
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I never get trips
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>>695260348
Rolling for science
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trip
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>>695268552
10/10
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Tree numbas
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rolling for semen in OPs bloodstream
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>>695262201
Did cute harpies rape your mother or something?
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>>695258903
Lurkmoar
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Do it fag
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Rollo
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>>695258782
Rolling for killz
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>>695269090
One more
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Post a needle so we know you mean it. With time stamp. I roll for go
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>>695264183
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time stamp and needle filled with your semen
also rolling
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Would this be gay? roll
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Trips get. OP, it's time for you to inject and die on stream for us.
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fagtron
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inb4 pulmonary embolism
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>>695263569
I didn't say it was a good idea. You raise a valid point under the category of things I didn't cover.
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Roll for scientific purposes
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Rolling...
For science... You monster
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>>695261250
Is that the background from warband
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Rollo
Kek wills it
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Rolling for this shit.
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Easy trips
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Roll for some joy in my mundane life
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Plz trips.
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>>695262376
Omg look at that fedora lord.
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Do it OP you useless cunt
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C'mon trips.
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This post will be 888
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Tripos
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>>695270871
Oh rly
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This post will be 999
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>>695270991
Off by one. My post will be 333.
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C'mon this is my 5th roll
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>>695258782
oh how i would love to cum on a waffle, claiming its icing, feed it to my daughter.
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Trips get.
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Op here, if 222 I'm faggot
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I'll never get trips
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FFS already, rolllll
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Rollin' around at the speed of sound.
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333 COME ON
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>>695271154
wtf
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>>695271333
WINRAR
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>>695271333
winrar
7zip
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>>695260348
Do it fgt
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>>695271333
GET CHEK'D M9
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>>695271333
GEEEET DEELIVAR OP
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OP MUST DELIVER. I WANNA SEE IT ON STREAM TOO!
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>>695271333
WIN
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>>695271333
Do it op
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>>695260348
Trips get.
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>>695258903
I second that (new fag or not) I sniff woman's salty sweat from op
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roll for trips
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>>695271333
OP do it now. DO IT DO IT DO IT.
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>>695271333
WINRAR Spunk injection here we come
OP deliver
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>>695271333
WINRAR!
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>>695261723
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
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>>695271333
Op could become a legend if he delivers
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>>695271333
>>695271413
>>695271446
>>695271493
>>695271520
CAPS LOCK FUCK YEAH!!!
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Dubs get.
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>>695271666
WINRAR AGAIN. OP has to deliver now!
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>>695271333
OP GOTTA STREAM FRESH SEMEN COLLECTION AS WELL
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>>695271667
One off.
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Probably block a vein and cause a blood clot
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>>695271666
Second winrar. OP better deliver.
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>>695271333
Jesus confirmed
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>>695271333

OP don't let these trips go to waste.
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Come on OP. Fucking deliver.
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He didnt even timestamp it, he wont deliver anyway
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Bump. Please don't let God trips and satanic trips go to waste OP
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OP confirmed faggot
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Inject semen OP, now is the time to become a /b/ legend
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This makes me sad
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delivaaar faggot
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Maybe the semen dont coagulate in the blood plasma environment and is not attacked by the immun system, because the surfaceproteins are actual from your body. After a while, the semen will die, like all living matter. This could end up in a sepsis... but must it end like this?
The pH-value of blood and seminal liquid is different, but not much. I would try it with a dog first, then go up to the human model. Just in hyothetical mind experiment, you know.
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>>695259617
You don't have to inject it. Muslims naturally have pig blood.
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>>695273714
Due to their genetically stripped-down nature, sperm cells lack the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) class cell surface proteins required to evade an immune response.
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OP confirmed faggot
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A much bigger question than the toxicity, is it gay to inject your own sperm (from a feminine penis of course)?
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Trips here
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>>695274365
Were you one of those kids who failed school? Because it seems like you seem to be lacking some very basic biology knowledge. There's no such thing as femine penis.
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trips get
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>>695274557
look down
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>>695264255
checked
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>>695274109
Sounds good. The diameter is also not very different from blood, they shouldnt block important valves. So, 2 qualified people out of b are sure you survive. The next 48 hours, for sure. OP, what else do you need? A fucking order from the president of the Disney club?
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>>695274557
But the internet sayed so.
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>>695260348

Rolling for sience
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>>695260348
Please do
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>>695260348
Or just a dead one.
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>>695274557
>Anon showers with underwear on
>Anon pissses through boxers
>Anon wears same underwear since birth
>Anon never sees her own penis
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Im really curious, what do you say, when you come to the ER and tell the doctor ask what you done?
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>>695258782
Your blood cells will evolve
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>>695274881
Wow you suck
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>>695276711
This
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>>695258782
do it you lil cunt.
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Here's a likely answer for you

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140125195947AAd6uXU
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>>695276711
Oh man, does sperm try to fertilize blood cells? I have to try this under a microscope first. But the new creator, its just half a man (no nucleus/DNA in the blood cells). Maybe to sperm cells penetrate into a blood cell an make a knew (obviously gay) man with normal chromosomal values...
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>>695277613
I want to know this too. Why hasnt anyone tried this? For science!
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>>695274023
GENIUS ! i see all clear now ! thats why they dont eat pigs for them its like cannibalism !
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>>695277756
Maybe someone tried this. But he was a faggotly beta, nobody was listen to him. So he give it a try and died lonesome, without the possibility to report to anyone. Maybe he was to ashamed to tell the doctor that he is so fucking ultragay that he inject his own sperm.
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>>695277414
thanks m8
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>>695260348
youll get a blood clot then have a heart attack and die.
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>>695278391
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>>695260348
roll
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>>695278730
I really think this is most probably thing that happen. But how many soldiers died to reach the moon?
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>>695271333
>>695260348
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>>695270184
Looks pre M & B to me
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Oh my god!!!!!!
He finally made it!
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