Well /b/ I think I reached a new level of low.
>Be me
>Have no friends
>Decide to text a random number
>They text back
>Don't know what to say so I just decide to send my pepe collection as a gift
>Over the past week I've sent him over 9000 pepes
>I'm being nice to a stranger and sharing some of my extra rare with him
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>About an hour ago he tries to call
>I get nervous and send it to voicemail
>He calls again but this time I don't do anything
>Shortly after my phone stops ringing I see I have a new voicemail
>Listen to voicemail
>Post voicemail at http://skippers-bin.com/pepe/
>hedoesntlikethem.mov
I can't even be nice to a random stranger anymore. I've lost touch with reality to the point that I don't think I can ever join society again.
>>695243549
>Pic related
It's my phone usage showing how many picture messages I've used this month
Some of those pepes were extra rare too
>>695243549
How do we even know the voice isn't yours?
>>695243549
>>695243788
There is no way this is real but damn does this check out. OP even got dubs when he posted his phone usage so it must be true.
>>695244357
That still wouldn't explain the extremely high number of picture messages.
>>695244357
You can call the number if you want. My area code is 808
>>695244628
>>695244357
Proof that that isn't my number
>>695244903
I really want to believe this is true
>>695245182
My sides are in orbit just thinking about some dude getting 9000 pepes from some guy in Hawaii
This can't be real life
>>695243549
>>695243788
This is probably the stupidest thing I've heard all day and I went to tumblr this morning
WE STRUCK GOLD, PURE 24 KEK
>>695243549
Aw man, fuck 'im OP. He snapped that olive branch and smashed the peace pipe on a rock. If he can't hang with your Pepes, you got no business hanging with him.
You are doing God's work OP.
>>695243549
I bash your heaaaad in
>kek
>>695243549
I'll gladly accept pepes from you good man
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Well done OP
>>695246510
Here's one on the house
>>695246459
Somebody screencap this
>>695247194
That's a pretty rare pepe
>>695247261
Why don't you do it?
>>695247086
Thank you kind sir.
>>695247546
Have another
Are you on the spectrum? Why is it so hard for you to have friends?
>>695247654
That is two I didn't have. Awesome!
I refuse to believe this is real
>>695247794
I want to believe.
>>695247778
3rd times the charm
I believe you, OP.
>>695247916
OP has provided a pretty good deal of evidence that this did indeed happen
>>695248014
I believe OP too but the question is why the fuck would anybody do this?
>>695243549
Why dont you give us ur number?
We can share love and rare pepes my dude))
holy kek
posting in epic bread
>>695248733
>http://skippers-bin.com/pepe/
yeah i would like to get some pepes everyday
>>695243549
cap this shit pls. i want this to be real so bad.
>>695248955
how about u make a daily pepe site, where u update us on new pepes u find
>>695249114
What else do I have to do to prove that this is real?
why the fuck would you text a random number, then send them over 9000 Pepe's on top of that
>>695249116
An ftp server would be easier to maintain
>be me
I think you need to kill yourself.
And no, I've not read your shitty greentext either.
>>695248675
Social autism
>>695249285
I just wanted to be friendly and I didn't know what else to say. Besides I don't have any friends to talk to and it seemed like a good way to make a friend.
>>695249341
Autism
>>695249285
You know exactly why))
first time at legendary thread, never thought this will happen. holy shit.
>>695243549
>spam some rando's phone with shitty memes
>"nice"
lol yep OP you're a lost cause. Never interact with anything besides your fapping hand ever again.
>>695249433
Pokémon go
Play it /b/rother, you need the fresh air
contributing
Le epic thread. Please be real
>>695249649
I get winded just going up the stairs. There is now way I can play that game
How long did it take you to send 9000 fucking pipe?
I was here when a legend was born
>legendary thread
This isn't the cream team thread, that thread was gold and nobody has screen caps. It's lost in 4chan history but it was the best one in years
I hope this is real op
Your pepe skills are over 9000!
>>695249860
About 5 days. Each one was in a separate message. It took a lot of time
>>695243549
You know what you have to do
You must send your rare pepes to some government number now. All off them. Nice guys in suits will come to you and become your friends.
Kek'd
Share your rares with us, anon.
>>695249649
lol this OP
I've seen so many sun-deprived autists shambling around town lately, avoiding eye contact and trekking about with their heads glued to their phones. The first weekend it launched a friend of mine said he saw one leading a group of random, normal people in a gym takeover. This is your one chance to not be completely laughable in public, people will put aside your unseemly appearance and autistic mannerisms if its in the context of Pokemon Go.
>>695249883
Tell us grandpa
>>695249943
>>695249883
I saw cream team screencaps they exist
>>695249883
Story time, Grandpa?
>>695249964
fucking unreal. i'm impressed in a wrong way that feels right.
Demand the pepes back m8
>>695249883
https://imgur.com/a/isOBW
Screen cap delivered for lazy cunts.
>>695250331
Kek
I did my best for the upcoming fags to experience this legendary thread
>>695243549
I made this in art class a while back cuz i was a BIG autism
Rate?
toasting
>>695250331
This
>>695250571
Don't forget the second post where he shows sending over 9000 picture messages
>>695250335
w..w.what
Sides have officially broke the atmosphere thankyou op
>>695250641
Tyler I didn't know you were on 4can
>>695243549
you are clearly beyond saving if you think giving someone random a giant collection of THOUSANDS of pepes is a gift.
crawl back under whatever rock you came from and accept that society hasn't abandoned you, rather, you have abandoned common sense and reason.
also, you're a pussy
>>695243549
can you send me the memes?
>>695243549
iaintclickingthatshit.nigga
>>695251027
Dont Tell my mum, she is disapointed in me enough
>>695251208
it checks out you fucking pussy, your loss
>>695251304
She already knows
Today OP delivered
>>695243788
why do you have 30 gigs of pepe?
op answer me.
>>695243549
hey buddy, I'd like to be your friend, I think a pepe collection is a great gift, wanna be friends on skype?
I dont even know what to say i just want to be apart of this thread
continue to send him frog memes
>>695251896
Don't trust this guy OP, you're a delicate autistic flower and he is trying to trick you
>>695251936
Contribute a rare pepe then we can Talk busines
>>695251980
I can't. I've already used my 3 phone number changes for the month and he blocked the last one after he left the voicemail
Toasting in legendary bread
My sides left Milky Way under 1 nanosecond
>>695252164
Wait... So he blocked your number so you changed it so you could keep sending him pepes?
>this just gets better and better
Holy shit
Wat
>>695252021
actually I'm really not even kidding here, he seems like great dude, just really awkward, and I'm short on friends, so OP, friends?
>>695252164
Stop OP my sides can't take anymore
>>695243549
OP you are one beautiful disaster, please stay awesome for humanity's sake.
>>695252164
>>695249964
You sent 'over 9000' images to someone in five days?
If there's a God in heaven, please let this be real.
>>695251124
You don't belong here. You should leave
>>695243549
I fucking died. How did you even get to this point, anon? I never thought this level of autism was possible
>>695252164
Omg this has to be true
>>695252742
Only a mega-autist could accomplish such a feat
>>695243549
IT'S OVER 9000
>>695252900
I can't stop laughing. I'm on a train laughing. I'm trying to stop and every time I get a weird look I think of some guy getting 'over 9000' pepes and burst out laughing. Tears are rolling down my face.
I'm going to have to an hero now.
include me in the screencap
>>695252164
>>695253402
no me
>>695249116
In other words, a Tumblr page?
So you sent some random guy 9000 fucking images of a frog?
This Thread is Gold
>>695250335
top fucking kek, that was the funniest shit i've ever read
Hey OP, why don't you reply to the anons offer of being friends? It might be a good chance for you
>mfw over 9000 pepes and 3 phone number changes
This fucking thread
>I'm dying
>>695243549
>golf club
>frog
Holy fuck my sides! Anon your sorry ass life is most amusing. No an hero for you!
>>695243549
Holy fuck top kek
>>695252164
oh god my sides, i'm laughing so hard i'm pretty sure i woke up my neighbors
>>695255242
just for that gif i will always love you
dude someone get screencaps and post to as many YLYL threads as you can, this is gold
get a google voice number
Jesus fuck
>>695252164
fucking gold anon
>>695243549
>http://skippers-bin.com/pepe/
I almost want to engage in this full endeavor, but I need some reassurance.
so much samefagging ITT
Rofl i need to be a part of this
>>695249341
screencap here
>>695243549
9000.
think about that for a fucking second. most of us shouldn't even have that many pics/images saved on a phone. and yet he sent them. 9000 in fucking 5 days.
>>695257177
Are you literally retarded?
Capped
>>695243549
What do you need us to do anon?
How do you plan to proceed?
>>695257203
That's on average one Pepe every 48 seconds; 75 P.P.H (Pepe's per Hour)
Screen capped for future keks.
Let's add more legendariness to this thread, fellow anons. Let's work something out with that poor guy OP contacted.
For now, I propose sending him more Pepes. From all over the world.
This is not a call for personal army. This is a proclamation of something which has to happen. Let's flood the guy with dank memes. And let OP be our guide.
You Guys kinda suck at screencaping, you know that?
>>695257873
faggot
Today OP wasn't a fag.
Somebody who knows how to screencap, please do
Wait, you guys don't know screenshots are easier to fake than 8+21? Who in the world wouldn't block a stranger if he sent 3 or more unwanted images, let alone 9000. Know how much time it costs to send 9000 pics? Being sure you select the right next Pepe? Fucking hell guys what happend to /b/
I got some pepes for you, op.
>>695257718
Yes! Lets do this!
>>695258437
This might clear some things up
>>695252164
Sorry, OP, you can only look at this one, you can't have it.
Also, there are firefox/chrome plugins which capture a whole webpage, save as png, go to photosgop abd cut n paste what you want. How fucking hard is it... Whats the current average age on /b/, 11??
I'd be honored to receive 9000 pepes from a random number. That guy was probably just a weirdo anyways if he didn't appreciate your act of kindness. Send them to someone else instead
>>695249964
Thats alot of pepes friendo. Averaged 1.26 pepes a minute.
>>695243549
why dont random people send me 9000 pepes?
>>695258662
9000..... I'd believe 5 but 9000 and not stopping after getting blocked. Seriously.
He's a normie, what the fuck are you doing! Don't give the fucking normies rates, or even Pepes at all for that matter!
>>695258666
I am currently listening to this on repeat, it seems to be getting funnier everytime
>>695258938
>>695249433
>9000 pepes
>good way to make a friend
>TFW nobody sends me random pepes.
>>695258907
He was just trying to be friendly. Besides I bet in his excitement over all the pepes he accidentally blocked OP.
>>695258437
yeah this is fake as fuck but it's pretty funny
Number and we send Pepe?
>>695250394
Fucking mobile posting newfag.
>>695249218
Sharpie in pooper would do it
havent laughed this much on /b/ in a while. OP you are the best. over 9000 pepes in 5 days all in separate messages...fucking kek
>>695243549
this is amazing
>>695259282
I don't know what else I can do to prove this is real
>>695260004
who the fuck do you text internationally
I hope this is all fake
also include me in the screencap
bamp foar interest
>>695260145
I tried making a friend in the UK back in the beginning of the month
>>695250641
Tyler it's James I did the picture of the tree in that class I cant believe your here!!!!
>>695260299
i'll be your friend but you must share some pepe
>>695260494
>>695260494
>>695260299 god damn
Anon, you mofucker
>>695260739
holy shit i actually had to make a homework about this shit
isn't skippers-bin a creepy pasta?
>>695244903
So this pretty much proves it. Holy shit
>>695243549
This thread gives me renewed hope that /b/ still has life in it yet
oh man, i was so depressed today and this entire thread just made me fucking lose my shit.
thanks op
>>695257718
Yes yes yes it's the least we can do for OP
>>695243549
is this the real life
is this just fantasy
>>695243549
Holy shit dude
>>695243549
>>695243549
Man fuck him OP. If he isn't gracious enough to appreciate rare Pepe's, then he doesn't deserve rare Pepe's.
I can't even rn
Even if this WAS fake, it would be /b/ fiction of the highest quality. I'm invested in the story regardless of whether it's real or not just for the laughs that came my way.
>>695243549
alright alright alright
posting in legendary thread just cause I can
put me in the screencap
OP wins the internet today
Some one has to fucking screen this.
This thread is going to be archived for centuries
where do you fucking get 9000 pepes?
what the fuck?
I'll be your friend op.
>>695260299
I can just imagine two typical British dudes in a pub having a pont, or something and then one dude gets a text
>"oohh bloody hell its this nutter again" says lad 1
>lad 2 krinkles his brow and says "you what, m8?"
>lad 1 obviously a little annoyed and a bit disturbed at the message he received says "oh some absolute nutjob keeps sendin me images of some bloody cartoon frog"
OP: can we get a screencap of your pepe folder?
>>695262448
fucking do it OP
>>695243549
OP winrar
>>695262448
I second this notion
>>695262448
Bruh what have you done... no soul can survive this dense collection that is inbound
>>695262004
epic pepe
>>695243549
op you are a legend my friend. someone please tell me you are getting a screencap
This is too good to be true
>>695243549
fucking mad man
Sent him one Pepe.