If there was a god, what is the probability that any of the existing religions would be the one to describe the true nature of this being?

>>695226304
I am god

Yet if there is something you can easily proof it and if there isnt its imposible to proof that its not there

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>>695226830

Everyone posting in this thread likes penis.

im gaay

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>>695227438
BENIS :DDDDDDDD

Trump will become the next president.

nothing

>>695226304
speaking for all of 4chan:
I am a useful and productive member of society

>>695227667
So it is written, so shall it be.

>>695227667
He will be friends with putin

>>695227777
I.....I'm not sure how to score this...

4chan will be closing tomorrow

>>695227777
Win!!1!

>>695227777
Overkill much?

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>>695227777
WITNESSED

>>695227667
>>695227797
and will nuke mexico

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>>695227777

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>695226304
Love is an illusion

>>695227865

>>695228007
We all knew this. But this confirms it.

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>>695227667
>>695227777
>>695227797
>>695228007

>>695228007
kek

Niggers are subhuman

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>>695228007

Getting your dick sucked by another guy is not gay.

bush did 9-11

I got fucked in the ass

I will never die

OP is a cock-thirsty faggot

I'm an AYY LMAO

>>695226545
you are not god

>>695228197
>>695228007
>>695227797
>>695227667
Thread full of truth

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>>695228337

The holocaust did not happen.

My Little Pony is perfectly fine for adults

This post doesn't end with 7

Donald Trump is a special agent with the KGB whose ultimate goal is to boost ISIS recruitment in the USA. ISIS is a soviet proxy.

>>695228437
I lold

I am the real God.
I don't have a religion though. Your creator just browses 4chan all day.

Jews are fine.

GOD

4chan is dead

The holocaust was fake and Hitler was jewish.

Niggers are productive members of society

I will be banned for this post.

Every poster below me will die within 24 hours

>>695228170
rekt

Black lives matter

Feminism is necessary and correct

>>695228337
You will suffer for ever.

>>695228917
>>695228170
BLACK PEOPLE ARE EQUAL TO WHITE PEOPLE

Pedophiles are disgusting monsters

wish you were here

>>695228917
No they don't

Twilight is the greatest book of all time

Tumblr will legalize Pedos and pedophobia will be a thing
Also Milhouse =/= Meme

They hate me and will never accept me?

>>695229208
Clearly you don't understand the rules. You must be a nigger.

9gag is better than 4chan

>>695229326
Almost....

We should gas the jews

>>695229326
You were almost a 7 but forgot that Milhouse is, in fact, a meme.

>>695229490
But... my belief... Hitler.... Why

Sexual attraction to children is morally problematic

Nothing is of value

>>695229287
Aww dammm nigga! Whoop whoop, real hours, smiley smiley, gun emoticons, 100 100 smiley face

The post below this one is a lie

>>695227777
Obviously to good to be true.

god is dead

The post above this is a lie

>>695229750
LOL, OH SHIT

>>695226304
Fuck you, i'll only tell lies!

Muslims are not all terrorists.

i gonna be fuckd in Jail ?

>>695227667
rest in peace america

Op is not a fag

>>695229750
>>695229767
Oh shit

>>695226304
I will become a girl after this post

>>695229750
God can't be dead since he never existed.

Ghosts are real

>>695229727
>>695227777
Thanks, now you ruined it

>4chan is now back to being neckbeards
>tips fedory
>vapes away

>>695229912
double confirmation, god is real

my asshole is a raging volcano

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I will become a billionare

All posts ending in 5 after this one are now true as well

Hitler did something wrong.

>>695230007
Ahahahah

>>695230007
Triple confirm

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ima just dump some things here

>>695229991
>Tips fedora in return.
>Strokes neckbeard with one hand
>Strokes cock with the other

4chan sucks

>>695226304
i have AIDS

OP's mom sucks cocks like a pro.

Less than half of 4chan is autistic.

the world is just a pizza, we are all toppings on the pizza, black people are olives, white people are onions, Mexicans are mushrooms

>>695230007
RNGsus is the one true god.

>>695230316
RNGod then?

>>695229563
No it Isn't

Furries are the way of the future

I am going to be rich. /b/ will love me.

This post ends in 0

>>695230486
You're going to be a hobo and nobody will love you.

I'm taking a shit right now

>>695226304
im not moot

All niggers and jews drop dead when Trump is president.

>>695230618
On your mom's chest

This post is a lie

I am able to heal cancer by farting.

>>695230590
kek, youre a retard.

>>695230770
nope

>>695230645
But I am.

>>695230770
Fail

>>695230590
Guess I have something to look forward to. Since that was false.

>>695230430
oh thank god

Fuck if I wasn't so constipated I'd be posting this turd right now

>>695230867
Kek

i only speak the truth

>>695230007
What do Atheists???

>>695231007
oh shit he wasnt lying

>>695230969
kek

Pokémon GO! was invented by the Nazis.

american football is a shit "sport"

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOU WILL BECOME A NIGGER

The God mentioned in this thread is Allah and his prophet is Muhammad

my gf is a slut

>>695231115
Stfu bitch

Everyone who regularly browses 4Chan are now gods, and can date any person they want. The downside? All of the people in this thread are now Attack Helicopters.

Transgendered people are not mentally ill

I am not moot.

I am moot

people that like spongegar and dat boi are cancer.

There is nothing wrong with having a tumblr account

this post will end in 507

If you shove q banana up your ass right now, you'll have a gf next week

Vishnu is the one true god. His adversary, Bob Saget, trapped him within the Hindu religion as a favour to the false gods of Abraham.

The next mass shooter is lurking itt right now

>>695231517
Its a lie but also the truth WTF

>>695231694
All that is true except Ganesha isntead of Vishnu

OP is a faggot

>>695231517
what...
you just made a paradox well done faggot

George W Bush is Allah's son. H W was cucked by his wife and Allah but he watched and kinda liked it.

>>695231900
No he didn't.

sploodyman is dead

i gave a homeless guy a blowjob

im not a faggot

This is now a spiderman thread.

>>695232160
well fuck me.

>>695232160
Found OP

>>695232160
hi faggot

all girls find me attractive and want my D

Hillary cheated

Ill fuck over 50 different women in my life

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

>>695232420
how bout 40

This is a lie.

>>695232420
lul

>>695232476
35

>>695232511
30

>>695228438
Wat

>>695232546
damnit 25

Kermit Gosnell did nothing wrong

>>695232597
yes, thats pretty good still

niggers are not the dominant race

hitler did nothing wrong

>>695226304
God's not dead, he's surely alive

Obama is one of the Lizard People

>>695232727
Repent, faggots

>>695231111
QUADS CHECKED

>>695226304
I am going to kill myself

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Shitposting will make you immortal

Everyone here is hella gay

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>>695233333
CHECKEM QUINTS

i will get top marks in my GCSE's and be successful in life

>>695233333
Nigga...

ITT are spooky skeletons

I'm passing college entrance exams

Trump is Mexican

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>>695233333
>2016
>Year of meme magic
>Shitposting has changed the world

mekka gets nuked

>>695233333
quints speak the truth

I will pass my o levels and be successful

>>695233738
one off man
so close

>>695233333
>>695227777
>>695231111
This thread is full of gets.

OP Is a faggot

i will lynch 5 niggers tonight

>>695226304
After many years of living, I've been Agnostic most of it. Then for a good while I was Buddhist. Now I'm looking at going to be Catholic.

Honest thoughts:
- I've lived and seen shit which has made me question my spirituality and explore answers.
- Buddhism is good for self reflection and soul searching. Meditation is useful. But at the end of the day it's not as practical in terms of you can't easily be a successful person in western civ whilst believing Buddhism. It's hard to balance.
- Buddhism also didn't have an effect on protection from darker influences in my dreams and life. Praying direct to God instead of myself did. I can't explain it but it works. This is why I'm exploring Catholicism.

At the end of the day most of the Dogma is just human bullshit. But there is power in rituals, power in names, and power in a sense of belonging to a community. The flaws of these organisations can be part of the human charm we all exhibit. You can't expect perfection because it's unrealistic. All the semantics hormonal atheists and Christians alike argue over matter not.

What matters is people finding spiritual fulfilment, people finding a sense of community, people doing good things for community, guarding yourself against the vices and temptations of life.

Most people don't seek spiritual fulfilment until they are older and gathered some scars on their soul or whatever you want to call it. I respect most religions and those who dedicate their lives to it. Less so for those who are just anal about everything but they are everywhere.

Honestly I think a lot of religions provide something fairly valuable which is often over looked these days. Most religions centre around a strong father figure. Not necessarily the Pope or whatever, but the local leaders and speakers. They are often men with a compassionate, understanding, but strong mentality. For the most part they care for their community and try and lead by example.

I will fuck very hard Hillary Clinton

Jews control the media