All right, listen up you scumbags this is your warden speaking.
We got a new electric chair waiting for you jailbirds. All the prisoners with dubs on their uniform identification tag will be sent to death row to be executed on the chair.
All the prisoners with trips and quads get a pardon from the governor.
Now line up so the guards can check your identification numbers.
g'day, govnur
I dindu nuffin yo
Ready for roasting!
sup fools ?
Das wacis
I'm dead
fuck
Fuck the `thority
>>695213422
On to the chair you go
Any last word maggot?
Wonder how that chair feels~.
aw shit nigga
Put me in the chair first
I did nuffin
>>695212816
Smoke em'.
>>695212816
God save me
>>695212816
What about singles?
Fuck, ya'll white crackaz, mane. Sheeit, i ain't movin' for shit, nigga.
>>695213485
>just one last thing
>look..look at
>this funny banana..
>>695212816
no daddy pls
>>695212816
What about these quints?
Such beautiful memories we'll have together.
good day
>>695213633
Fry hard, nigger
also, checked
>>695212816
damiiiu
>>695213622
You don't have to worry about singles where you're going.
>>695212816
no you dont
Electric chair? How about lethal injection?
>>695213622
>>695213633
Singles can go back to their cells
I hope the chair at the least has comfortable padding...
>>695213700
Eat your last meal boy
>got some KFC for your black ass
I had no idea she was 9
I do not want to be persecuted or executed
roll for shower time
>>695212816
fly free pretty face
>>695212816
cancer thread is cancerous
>>695212816
Whats for lunch?
Gods smile upon me imperial
>>695212816
Nah 'fficer i aint have dubs only trips
>>695213877
Death man walking
>>695213877
off you go
>>695213911
You gonna die, nigga
>>695212816
Sure.
>>695213784
Can i opt for firing squad?
>>695213955
u2 fool
>>695213997
So close
Fuck you CO
>>695213911
Please direct us to your kickass, OC thread.
Oh wait, you just wanted to whine. nvm
>>695213955
NOOOOOOOOO
Why does this always happen to me.
H-here's my ID, s-sir.
No d-dubs here.
At least let me smoke the crack I smuggled up my ass first
Shave my head so i don't burn
Dubs pls
Please give me death
plz give me eternal darkness
>>695213911
>>695213955
Both of you will walk the long mile one last time
>>695214100
Oh, you gonna be smokin, nigga, dats fo sho
>>695214100
Kek. Only thing smoking is going to be your corpse
But there is no death penalty here
>>695212816
Çúm penis
it wasnt me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
>>695214100
Sorry big boy, to the chair you go
Dindu nuffin
4 4 A M P S
V
O
L
S
Zis is Hitler attending
Trips, in the name of lord kek.
Save me
Hey there my name is Poussey
Set me free.
dindu nuffin
>>695212816
I dindu nuffin
Warden I have a weapon in my ass, do you wanna reach in me and search for it?
Fucking cancer thread
I fear no evil.
Im just playing, I dont wanna die
I told you guys she slipped
>>695212816
I'm innocent, Mr Warden sir
>>695214441
Almost quads
Hope I get singles so the assfucking can continue.
>>695214433
Poor choice of words
>>695212816
Eat a DICK!
Everything but a single will be a release.
NOT THE BEEEEES
>>695212816
i win
I fry we all die
I shouldn't even be in jail
Brb Pewdee Pie. Gotta do my chores
>>695214433
>>695214488
TIME TO FRY DIRTBAGS
>>695214683
Thats wht you get for being black.
>>695214739
I want my last words
Fry me b0ss.
>>695214789
But I'm not, hence why i shouldn't be here
Nope
hell yeah now i can legally die. god bless america
Whatcha lookin' at
>>695214841
Well, sounds like a computer error. You stay until we get it sorted out
MASSIVE GET
A
S
S
I
V
E
G
E
T
Heroes never fry
Can I substitute for a hooker as my last meal?
Jus sayn
Ah jeez, they're on to me
>>695214792
Speak quickly now boy, I'm going to dinner after I see you fry
Jokes on you, I never get dubs!
>>695215029
Kek
no ragrets
>>695215155
Fuck.
>>695215155
Not after this you won't
>>695215166
Fry nigger
G'day m8
I'm all good
sheeiit nigga
A B A N D O N
T H R E A D
Orange is the new fuck you.
>>695215255
Fry nigger
I will let you fuck my sister if you let my nigga 88 go.
Blm
DID NUFFING
Bye bye
>>695215155
>>695215166
>>695215255
>>695215355
Hiiiihaa 4 more niggers for the chair
swiggy swoogy
I didn't do anything
but what if OP the warden gets dubs? prisoner revolt and they fry him on the chair i reckon
>>695215444
You're free to go sir
>>695215355
Dubs cant lie
>>695215444
Holy shit!
>>695212816
No U!
Well on my way.
ayyyy rollo 4 dubz
>>695215373
Back to your cell nigger
boii i dindu nuffin
I am innocent!
yes sir!
Goodbye anons. I got my death sentence when I rolled dubs.
It was a shitty life anyways
RIOT OR RITO
ayyy am i free slavemaster?
master i want to go homo
>>695215731
Dats wut they all say...
Now bend over piggly wiggly
ayy
>>695212816
No dubs here, sir
trips for riot
Sheeeeeiiiit
>>695212816
can i get gased too?
>>695212816
No man fuck your gay shit
>>695216032
rolling
caged roll gimme freedom!
Rallin.
>>695215879
rather get executed then, please give me DUBS
>>695215899
>>695216044
It's time boy.
>death man walking
>>695215899
Lmao
>>695216087
no chair for me lel
Please don't put me in the chair boss
but I dindu nuffin
aw, hell naw daaawg
>>695216266
Boss please
>>695216266
>>695212816
Get on with it
IM FREE
>>695216266
Sorry big boy
Orders are orders
check mine
>>695216529
Oh, fuck...that scene
Don't mind me Warden, just adjusting my Rita Hayworth poster.
>>695212816
Rolling
>>695216332
so close
>>695216332
One off, sorry son. We know your innocent but the governor just ain't signing off.
>>695216688
Getting roasted for the emperor
>>695212816
I saw an automobile once when I was young. Now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.
The parole board got me into this halfway house and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much.
Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.
I have trouble sleeping at night. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.
Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.
I doubt they'll kick up any fuss.
Not for an old crook like me.
#dubslivesmatter
>>695212816
666
>>695216688
Chair is working overtime today
im gonna get myself some trips