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I hate my country. How can i immigrate to the U.S. legally/become
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I hate my country.
How can i immigrate to the U.S. legally/become a citizen. Is it really worth it? How hard is to get a job?
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>>695199015
first things first, brownie, where are you from
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>>695199015
wendy's is very popular and profitable business indever, god speed
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>>695200138
hungary
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>>695200575
oh you're a whitey, excellent

well, I'm not american, I was just curious. but if you really want to do it, research online, gather some money and fucking go for it, you only have this life, m80
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>>695200518
>indever
Learn how to spell, cunt
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>>695199015

legally? why bother? just go to mexico, jump over the fence and you are instantly entitled to a lifetime of government subsidy?
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>>695199015
There are no jobs here, move along László.
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gay porn
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>>695200575
o vey

érdekes thread
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>>695200138

i'm from uae
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I'm an American and I'd give you the advice of don't come here right now. Shits hitting the fan. Frankly I want to get the hell outta here
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>>695200856
being an illegal immigrant there, is not better than staying here. being an illegal immigrant anywhere is worse (4me)
>>695200955
good idea m8, worth a try
>>695201081
soha nem gondolkoztál rajta?
>>695201119
what do you mean under this? Trump vs. Hillary shit? that also makes me worry about u guys
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>>695201273
de persze gondolkoztam, csak látva a jelenlegi helyzetet inkább európában maradnék, vagy még messzebbre mennék, új zélandra pl
neked hogy jött amerika?
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>>695200906
half of my family is american, sadly niether my mom nor dad, so i cant get a green card thru them.
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>>695201541
eddig 2x voltam ott és kurvajó volt. i mean nem túrista szemszögből nézve.
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American here, our country is shit and someone just threw it at the fan. Between Dump vs. Shillary, BLM vs. Cops and Pokemon Go distracting everyone, U.S is a vegetable on life support
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>>695201651
merre voltál kint?
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>>695201724
NYC főleg, Vermont, Long island
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>>695201963
jól hangzik

mondjuk 100% hogy jobb mint Mo

németországon nem gondolkoztál?
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>>695202266
de, voltam ott, tudok németül, de nem tudnék beilleszkedni, túl szabályszerűen működik nekem
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>>695199015
we need moar slaves...do you have anything skills being a slave
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>>695201685
and you can't see any bright light on the end of the tunnel?
it must be better than my country. Here corruption is on it's peak, Lies everywhere, money goes down the drain to shit things, conceptual prosecution is a thing if you give voice to your toughts, what does not match the current governments thinking
>>695202574
sadly not slave material, i'm a cook.
but don't you have enough nignogs or chinese?
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>>695202465
hmmm

:/

svájc esetleg? vagy pl a skandináv országokat milyennek találod?

mondjuk ja, ezeket könnyen toppolja az usa
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>>695199015
I was born n raised in the usa.

Fuck America I left and haven't been back in 3 years. Never been healthier or happier.
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>>695199015
I'll trade places with you. Where are you from? The only place I won't consider is a nuclear test site....probably.
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Unless you're really rich, are really smart or you're in a field in high demand, you can't really immigrate to the USA.
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>>695202977
where are you now?
>>695203094
hungary. whats your prob. with the u.s.?
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>>695202847
akkor már inkább új zéland ahogy mondtad vagy ausztrália, anglia (bár mostmár nem) vagy nem tudom
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>>695203251
Uhm, I would rather not be nailed down to the same place for the rest of my life, especially since they can't stand me. And I'm sort of a pariah here, or worse.
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don't bother man place is a shit hole!!!!
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>>695203802
:/

ezzel mondjuk egyet tudok érteni
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>>695200575
Go to the U.S. embassy and apply. Got a skill we want? Go to the front of the line. Don't come here if you're a fucking muzzie.
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I immigrated with my parents in 2001. I remember at the time it was extremely hard to get accepted into the US then, probably even harder now. Good luck to u m8
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>>695199015
Aren't you afraid of cops and racism? Everyone says we should be. Why come to such an unfair and racist country?
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>>695199015
I've been to Hungary, Budapest and Debrecen. Nice place to visit. Not sure about living there. Godspeed OP.
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>>695204071
Because we're overrun. We need a break to assimilate and Americanize all the immigrants. Maybe a 10 year slowdown. And no fucking muzzies.
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>>695204071
where from?
>>695204124
so far, i havent experienced things like that on myself, i know every part is different . read my reply why i want to move:>>695202825
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>>695204289
where are you from?
yeah RN its not the country i wanna live in.
>>695204348
>>695204124
>>695204018
luckily i'm no good target for racism, full white
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why the fuck do you want to go to america?
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>>695205023
looks like a better choise
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>>695199015
If you look like me, we'll just switch passports.

I hate this country and have lived in 9 others that I'd rather be a citizen of. I can get from Hungary to one of those.
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>>695206206
>switch passports
lol

wat
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>>695206206
You hungarian?
Also which countries
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>>695206302
dissolve fingerprints with weak base solution
Then, you are who you say you are.
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>>695206336
Murrican. Grandparents all german, moved to usa in 1950s.

fyi the U.S. has a great slogan, but it hasn't lived up to its ideology in about a century. Or really ever, for most people. It sounds good in a grass-is-greener way, but take a look at immigrant stories and you'll see post-wwii, it's rarely a step up for people who move here. The cultural shift around that time corrupted the ideals it could barely live up to even before that, and just threw them out the window. The mechanisms why would take at least a page to list, but are why we've been dropping like a stone down the quality of life index ever since.
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>>695206418
Woah, seems like a huge security hole.
We should require all citizens to have implanted ID chips that if removed are fatal.
Otherwise terrorists could just meet and take over the persons identity and be in.
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>>695200575
Nope, shits full here paco. You can stay hungry in hungary.
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>>695207569
This. But also you can basically walk in if you really want to.
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>>695206206
I hope it was this easy. If even the "top tier" USA is shot, in Your opinion, than I dunno what is a good country to live in
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>>695199015
>How can i immigrate to the U.S. legally/become a citizen.
Marry in or be a Mex-i-ken
>Is it really worth it?
Yeah, our Civil War is about to go hot again and the army of the Southern Diaspora needs recruits to help take down the Yankee empire. You ready to fight for freedom?

>How hard is to get a job?
Won't be hard after the war finally ends. Just look up how most Whites and freed Black slaves earned their income in the Antebellum South. The jobs'll be everywhere.

Just don't side with the urban elite Yankees since their days are numbered.
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>>695199015
*emigrate
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>>695200856

shut the fuck up stupid redneck,shouldn't you be at work right now?
Let me guess,Mexicans took your job?is every body else fault but yours,typical white trailer trash loser.
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Don't move here, dude. It isn't worth it.
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>>695199015
US doesn't need any more immigrants. We're going to have to spend years and billions $ to deport the shitty ones already here thanks to King Nigger.
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>>695211527
Kill yourself Paco, before Trump sends you back.
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>>695201583
have that relative adopt you.
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>>695203132
20 million illegal beaners say different. They're all going back soon....
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>>695201273
Not just that /b/ro. All the police vs nigger stuff too.
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dont move to the states theyre shittier than most other countries
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Hungary was one of the only places to resist the shitskin muslim invasion. Why would you want to come to the US where the liberals are importing millions of shitskins?
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>>695211527
This has been a message from your local triggered beaner
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Move to USA before trump is president. If he loses to shillary, move to Canada.
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>>695200575

If you're already in the Eastern Hemisphere, try New Zealand instead.
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>>695214037
NO! dont put the moves on canada. its not gay...
...i know... i thought so too but its actually french.
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>>695199015
It's very worth it, if you gave half a shit in school and a have some skills you're all set. Americans have this ridiculous reverence for europeans.

Source: German immigrant here
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>>695214236
tits or gtfo
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>>695213446
Yes, being a shitscum on the bottom is different, the door has always been open for them
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>>695214292
You can have dick and balls if you want. No tits here faggot
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>>695214427
so your a transfag lol
probably a nigger too
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If youre under 35, id tell you to join the US Army.
Youll get instant citizenship and loads of benefits. And you dont even need to get a combat-oriented job. Hell, you could be a paperpusher for 4 years then call it quits and enjoy the fresh air of your citizenship.

Just consider it. If you dont, you might have to wait 10 years before you can apply with citizenship and immigration services.
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>>695214542
I'm whatever you need me to be anon kun
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>>695214988
i love you will you make me a real man?
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>>695214860
Why the army?? The air force is infinitely better suited for lifestyle
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>>695215187
isnt the airforce gay with gay volleyball and tom cruise?
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>>695215187
i have herd that women and homos have the upper hand there i dont want to be cucked any further
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>>695203892
>don't bother man place is a shit hole!!!!

I'm a comfy American like most. Ignore USAnons too stupid to move and change their personal situation in this enormous country, and ignore the young ones because in America childhood ends at fifty if at all.

People walk across our border for opportunity, but homegrown cunts just sit and cry. That's why immigrants KICK ASS here when they hustle.

If you are a sand nigger we don't want you, but if really Magyar come join the millions of Americans with similar ancestry who not only made it, but are seamlessly integrated.
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>>695199015
>Is it really worth it?

No.

>How hard is to get a job?

There are no jobs.
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>>695215273
>Navy

>>695215367
Obviously it's the most pathetic branch to be a soldier in but it's also by far the best career investment. Being cucked is kind of what being in any military is all about. If you need badass points join the damn marines but don't be surprised when it's a miserable existence
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>>695215526
>shit tier foreigners claiming to know more about America than actual Americans
If you want to know why we have no regard for you, read this post. This faggot is why you shouldn't move to America: His kind has dirtied your reputation so badly that it'll take you a decade to move past ditch digger.
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>>695199015
>Is it really worth it?
Not at all. There are lots of worse places, but enough better ones that are easier to get into that immigrating to America is a complete waste.
>How hard is to get a job?
Depends on your educational level and what type of foreign you are. If you're an Indian doctor, not too hard. If you're a Turkish line cook, you're fucked to shit.
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Greencard isn't too hard to get actual citizenship can be a hassle. Come to the land of the free brother we welcome all productive and nice people with open arms.
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>>695215585
>There are no jobs.

I see plenty of adverts for skilled labor and plenty of Americans working. They wouldn't be buying new pickup trucks and expensive autos if they were poor.

BTW we can use skilled machinists, anyone with a medical background, and school teachers which we import to rural areas. Come off like a grateful (right wing but not too nuts) patriot and they'll love you.

4chan cunts are often unemployable because they are fools who studied what they WANTED instead of going straight for the fucking money and devoting constant research to getting MONEY. This forum is not a good place to get an idea of anything but weeb internet losers. I'm here for the lulz and porn.

Google US job shortages, H1B jobs etc and take time to get a good idea of where you'd fit. Visit here after proper research and see if you can contact other Hunkies who are citizens.

I guarantee after living in the former Eastern Bloc you will consider most US citizens a bunch of fat, lazy cunts you can blow straight past with some actual initiative.

Research the military. I'm a career vet and the .mil world (preferably not the Army but you can more easily enlist there and it's cake compared to your own training) can be a VERY nice one if you aren't a self-centered disgruntled bitch. Visit AR-15 forums and military forums and ignore anything anyone who isn't a highly experienced vet says.
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>>695214155
NZ is ridiculously difficult to successfully imigrate into. And it's that way for a very good reason.
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>>695201119
>Shits hitting the fan.

Only on the internet and in niggertown. You don't live on the internet and don't need to live in niggertown.

These youngfucks don't know how to filter news and are monstrously ignorant of history.
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>>695201685
>American here, our country is shit and someone just threw it at the fan. Between Dump vs. Shillary, BLM vs. Cops and Pokemon Go distracting everyone, U.S is a vegetable on life support

Exaggerate much? After you outlast MANY Presidents you'll see how little anything changes.
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We are the rock stars and their entourage of the fuckin world OP.
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>>695204124
>Aren't you afraid of cops and racism? Everyone says we should be. Why come to such an unfair and racist country?

Because those things don't affect daily life, you mong. Back away from the computer and go outside.
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>>695204866
>luckily i'm no good target for racism, full white

Come to the US! We need you. BTW there are many nice areas that don't make the news.
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>>695216786
>Because those things don't affect daily life, you mong.
They will when you get shot for not putting your hands up high enough or a nigger gets loose in the suburbs.
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FUCK OFF IMMIGRANT
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>>695216767
>implying Trump or Clinton wouldn't have to do their speach out of the popemobile with 7inch bulletproof glass

The comment is pretty good though.
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>>695199015
why do it legally? do it ilegally so ou get the benefits of being a citizen without the downside and if hillary wins it will be even better for you
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>>695215273
>isnt the airforce gay with gay volleyball and tom cruise?

Top Gun was about the fucking Navy. The only Air Force movie of note had Lou Gossett.
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>>695216640
As much as this guy's way of speaking irritates me, he's not wrong. America has been functionally identical for 200 years. All that changes is the wallpaper and the tech. The core of the electorate was horrific then and is horrific now, which means every leader is going to be functionally identical from Hamilton to Hillary.
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>>695216040
Sorry, idiot. My fam on both sides is very white and came here in the 1800s when the US actively wanted white people to displace and kill prairie niggers which they did.
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this is why we're building a wall. hungarian piece of shit
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>>695217237
Wow that must be really embarrassing for you, to have so much history in America and still know so little you pass for a first generation immigrant.
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>>695216941
>They will when you get shot for not putting your hands up high enough or a nigger gets loose in the suburbs.

That's statistically incredibly rare, and my local cops know me because I see them at the range and at my gunsmithbros shop.

We have over 300 million people. Someone in a group that large will die horribly every day. Go read mortality and morbidity stats for yourself.
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