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>>695197318
nice nervegas
>>695198698
thank you
>>695199620
getthelube.com
>>695199569
Story?
Did he actually smoke nerve gas?
there you go OP
good luck on a decent rekt thread
>>695200254
fuck humans are stupid, poor monkey
>>695199766
How the hell did that cat still manage to run away from the dog after falling that far? Jesus.
>>695200313
oh man, that poor doggo.
>>695200605
terminal vilociraptors or something
>>695199620
source?
>>695200773
good fap material eh?
>>695199569
Looks like Gangnam Style a 1:09
>>695200818
yea,do u have source?
>>695200896
nah. wish i did though
>>695200605
Who, What, Why: How do cats survive falls from great heights? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17492802
>>695201283
kek
>>695199766
Because cats have the terminal velocity of a piece of fucking toast.
>>695200254
I've had curries that have that effect on me before.
>>695200597
Fuck newfags, if humans are so stupid how come it's not a person in the cage?
>>695201223
I was expecting/hoping for some super sweet BBC video about dropping cats, and was very disappointed.
>>695199569
Pure meth and pcp study.
Crazy dope head signed up
>>695202631
And that's how Catstianity started.
>>695200313
deserved. fucking dogcunts
>>695202690
Neurological differential diagnosis, it's written at the bottom of the clip retard.
He's having his Grand Mal seizures assessed, your breed of oafish buffoonery makes me sick.
Get an education you mongoloid.
>>695202844
By the way mongoloid, check my dubs.
>>695202844
ouh edgy as fuck.
it's summer
>>695202946
You can't even spell "ooh", you spastic cunt.
As for your allusion that I am a summerfag, you should know your fucktardness is showing.
>>695199971
haha.. nice! :D
>>695202946
>being 12
>>695203077
> As for your allusion that I am a summerfag, you should know your fucktardness is showing.
Ouh pls,stop being such an wannabe faggot
>>695203148
You give it too much credit.
>>695203174
Kek, my point proved.
>>695202946
>>695203077
>>695203148
>>695203174
OUHOUHOUHOUH
OUHOUHOUHOUH
OUHOUHOUHOUH
OUHOUHOUHOUH
OUHOUHOUHOUH
OUHOUHOUHOUH
OUHOUHOUHOUH
All of you are american faggots. You have to accept it :)))
>>695197318
most safe suicide method.
>>695199569
epilepsy?
>>695202844
>oafish buffoonery
fedora detected
>>695203289
Muslim-sympathizer detected
>>695197318
Lol nigga lost his pants.
>>695203443
Of course. Muslims are the best of the world <3<3<3 <3<3<3
>>695203516
>trolling this hard
>>695200087
Hard to see what happens. Did she put the gun under her chin?
>>695199734
> Dude, did you just tear off my claw?
>>695203289
my nigga you're on 4chan, but you still need to ask your mom to go poo poo
>>695203632
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerve_agent
>>695200313
Here to protect you mam, from that scary dog trying to protect you.
>>695200605
A healthy cat's terminal velocity isnt high enough to break their bones
>>695199734
hahaha every croc stopped n was like dude not cool
>>695203598
More like trying this hard
>>695203253
Thats what you get for using so many products in your hair it just falls out...
>>695200700
kek
>>695199971
whities
>>695204139
>Hair wrapped around rotary tool
>just falls out
Please don't work in a shop or have children
>>695200597
It's from a fucking movie. Monkey's fine. They just used CO2 to knock him out for a scene.
>>695199914
How the fuck do your teeth just come out.
>>695203364
Makes you have seizures
>>695203516
Kys
>>695198698
>>695203861
Nope, talcum powder.
>>695199971
Why'd that baboon get so pissed off? It looked like that little sub-human niglet was being annoying and needed to be reminded of his place.
>>695200313
Mah baby! Mah baby! He were a good boy! Dindu nuffin!
Stupid nigger dog.
>>695204795
poor diet, and sometimes just bad luck
I forgot which this is but it's rekt I think.
>>695203289
>>>695203077 (You)
That's me, but I'm no Amerifag, I only accept the fact that you are a total dickhead.
Are you a frog or some other fucked up Eurofag?
GTFO my chan you post-2011 newfag.
>>695203411
I always put it on when I am dealing with fuckwits.
>>695205793
Are you faggots still flaming? I came here for death, not circlejerking. Get posting.
>>695205940
Fuck that's the one where he doesn't die. My bad.
>>695205804
B-but...r-religion of p-p-p-peace, you r-r-r-racist p-prick!
>>695200024
thats just mean
>>695205940
kek it did not work for yelchin
>>695205984
>the one where he doesn't die
W-Whats the other?
>>695207588
Oh, I meant that I saved like 4 videos, >>695205940, >>695205804, >>695205734, and a corrupt file. Due to being on mobile, I can't see which one I'm posting.
>>695205793
Fuck off mitchel
>>695199569
gnarly
>>695199620
No men solidarity: ends up gurl taking power.
Domed to become a fag.
>>695199734
Need some glasses ?
>>695199766
lol nice, the cat spread its legs to slow down the fall
>>695205219
So you would allow anyone, to kick your own kids ?
Nay, you're the one in charge of beating them to death, no one else should be granted to do that.
Father did remind the white guy his place.
>>695205940
That's a technic, no sure the optimum.
>>695201283
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?
>>695213094
A kind of base jump champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMRebnmq6CU
>>695202631
Does it says: "tonight's meal" ?
>>695199914
i need tp for my bungholio
>>695200930
that's just an airgun hunting video. Youtube is filled with that stuff.
>>695202631
Cat jesus loves us all
>>695213374
Kek
>>695199816
>that nose
>>695205219
It looked like that "sub human niglet" was just walking around you fuck.
>>695205401
Cmon man, he was a dog, didn't know any better.
>>695199569
2dank4me
>>695216051
And that makes a difference why?
>>695199569
story to this?
>>695216850
ooo, edgy boy you make me feel submissive.
>>695216850
Because he did nothing wrong.
>>695214136
this guy gets it
how is this thread even still alive it was started three hours ago.
noice
>>695215290
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>695218062
Seen better flops in queerball
>>695218214
*soccer
>>695217247
>did nothing wrong
Its a fucking niglet do what ever the fuck you want to it
>>695199620
>filename
>>695205804
i always kek at the call of duty montage style edits
>>695217209
Getting a bit steamy in here
how do I enable video sound in 4chan?
>>695200313
the dog is fine, look at his waving tail
>>695218749
the filename says he lived so..
nuff said
>>695218319
he ded ?
>>695218180
Good on the guy for not behaving like a nigger and actually waiting for his opponent to get back up before continuing. That shit is sadly becoming less common
>>695219024
agreed
>>695218985
poor kid
>>695209596
>)
schönes video
>>695218985
Awesome. One less stupid faggot.
P.S. Don't care if gay or not.
>>695219636
he was a huge fan of David Carradine, it's how he would have wanted to go.
>>695218985
>0:28 lets do this
>>695220194
Kek
>>695220320
Double kek
>>695199766
bbc did a documentary about cats surviving long falls
>>695199914
retard
>>695220709
A "documentary"...
>Blimey, our budget seems to have run low.
>Oh don't worry we'll just throw some cats off a roof and call it a documentary.
>>695218097
that smug look
>>695220966
insurance fraud?
>>695218985
he ded?
is this the kid that streamed his suicide?
>>695218750
Don't send your kids to school in Detroit, people.
>>695221175
Obviously nerve gas
>>695201004
"ok here's the plan
you go in, get the cheese, and helicopter out with your tail"
"I will follow your command as best I can, sir"
>>695221234
>THE kid
Implying that doesn't happen pretty much on a weekly basis these days.
>>695202631
immunity cat died for our sins
>>695199914
chinks>niggers
>>695221324
more than likely
>>695215960
Kek
>>695218062
God damnt, that was cool! Stuid bitch deserved for beeing stupid!
>>695222179
the only right thing to do
>>695200024
I mean they could've gone to the trouble of sharpening it before trying that
>>695222179
the guy wanted his insurance, he is just helping him out because now it is not fraud : ^)
>>695218985
OP delivered
>>695200024
I love that weird attempt at a doctor who comes up after hid hand comes off
>>695222373
Everybody can chop off a hand with a SHARP machete. Filthy casual.
>>695222439
Yeah, and now that he's in a wheelchair he will save so much money on shoes.
>>695201108
Name spoils it
>>695199569
the scariest part is seeing the eeg while it happens
>>695223283
The scariest part is that a bunch of medical professionals were watching this and not one of them considered removing the burning cigarette from his lap.
>>695200024
What the fuck is he using to cut his hand??---a fucking hammer??...what a torture...
>>695197318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MThDUq0KC7U&feature=youtu.be
no rekt b0ss
>>695223621
Would be really funny if it were actually a really sharp blade but he decided to use the back of the blade just for the lulz.
>>695197318
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOU WILL BECOME A NIGGER
>>695218874
What is that gun he's using?
>>695224092
Flare gun... also requesting the vid of whatever stupid idea cost him that eye.
>>695211333
>filename
kekkus
>>695200024
he would be a bad butcher
>>695219109
fucking chad
>>695222870
what is it with asians and their fucking elevators and escalators? how bad are their stairs that they keep taking the risk?
>>695218750
haha nice
>>695224443
At first I thought he was trying to jump into a giant pile of bananas.
>>695224265
second that request
FOR ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!
>>695224607
Sadly lots of shopping malls don't even have that option anymore.
>>695223062
"yeah that stair is not built very good"
>>695218985
Well, that was awful. Parents get home, find dead kid, find video, fuck it all.
>>695218062
"Excuse me officer but I did not do anything wrong"
>>695225100
>"Excuse me officer but I did not do anything wrong"
>>695199766
It later died of eternal bleeding
>>695224935
i have watched so many middleeast war videos that i can hear Allahlalalaalllah in my head while watching this.
>>695224935
wow, is can't really count on how much demo is needed.
>>695197318
It was magnets, duuu.
>>695197318
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOU WILL BECOME A NIGGER
>>695225237
Casually keeps writing down notes.
>>695225075
Idk, think he'd even do shit like this if he were from a healthy family?
>>695213831
sauce?
Now IS, OBLITERATE!
>>695225427
kek, now I have that vivid image of him doing his shopping list in my head.
>Beer
>Chips
>STUPID BITCH
>Oh, toilet paper, almost forgot.
>>695200597
thats the father of Tyrone so who care
>>695225653
fake.
also gay
>>695225442
Yo mamas facebook.
>>695225880
Incest breed low born, Also a Faggot
>>695224101
all of my nope
>>695220194
My fucking sides
>>695218062
OK so the officer behind him did nothing to stop the lady walk right by him lol fucking retards
>>695199620
Unteralterbach.exe
>>695218687
Newfag
>>695225438
Some kids are simply fucked up, no matter how they are brought up. Hell, my parents were fucking A grade awesome people and I got into some awful shit back in high school.
Some of the best people I know have had some of the worst shit imaginable happen to them in my lifetime. Life simply exists to fuck decent people up to some extent.
>>695197318
fuck b no sound webm wtf
>>695224459
outstanding
>>695199971
This is fake, black kid doesn't have a dad.
>>695226604
On the one hand, you're right, webms with sound are more fun. On the other hand, this is still /b/, so imagine how many of those would just have vuvuzelas or air horns edited into them at the most annoying moment...
>>695199734
What a croc
>>695200254
wasnt this from one of the "men behind the sun" movies?
>>695226825
why are you so edgy? are you mad his dad punched you?
>>695200024
Just another day in the sandniggerland
>>695199569
he's holding in a shit
>>695227037
Triggered
>>695204795
they break
>>695197318
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>695218498
fucking niggers
>>695225908
mature
That bait is so old my grandpa actually used it during the second world war.
>>695199816
Edgelord level 8999
>>695228285
The damn picture has a watermark on it AND the name of the website is written on the wall behind that bitch. What was I supposed to do, paint him a picture? Do an interpretive dance of the web address?
>>695227037
I'm just stating what everyone else is thinking except you
>Nigger detected
>>695228317
your grandpa fought in ww2 so that you can shitpost today. he must be proud of you
>>695228619
He probably thinks the internet is some sort of tool for fishermen.
>>695199734
pretty amazing it has no reaction to having its arm ripped off in the most brutal fashion possible.
>>695220194
only a child would find this funny
>>695225282
kek
>>695228588
im black, yes. also feminist and gay and muslim. sue me. i was just stating that you are a potato. are you? the gif is kinda blury
>>695229062
That's a weird way of saying you like it, but ok, you're welcome.
>>695199971
Best punch you'll see all day.
>>695229314
whoa youre really clever with words nice job!!
>>695221468
maybe a revenge from the fat lady from this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEQL8l2zGs8
>>695224805
Wow that girl's spaghetti all over the place now
Btw whats her name or the name of the scene?
>>695206867
Check-off'd
>>695223116
This one is YLYL level.
>>695217992
Slow /b/ is worst /b/
>>695206172
really you think so? what a generous person you must be
>>695215290
Nothing in this thread enrages me more than this.
>>695230992
pussy
>>695219024
>>695219109
Why is this "sad", If someone is going to fight, it's all out.
Why would you wait for him to stand up?
There is no dignity and respect in fights outside the arena
>>695228285
yup cause this site is REAL fucking mature you stupid fucking faggot
>>695229964
kek i need backstory
>>695201004
the fuck just happened?
>>695211333
Are they doing a manlet leg extension surgery?
>>695213831
gag'd
